Chris Kelly Quotes

Did they like being maids & butlers? Before you answer this consider everything you've ever read about English history after Robin Hood and before he Who. Your choices were: serving, being served, being killed by Jack the Ripper. So, the employee class made the best of it and got with the program. It was indoor work, after all. And as a wise man once observed, "You're gonna hafta serve somebody." (Bob Dylan, C. 1497-1580). And it beat mining. ~ Chris Kelly

If you can love cats, you can love human beings, because you have to be able to love them without getting them at all. ~ Chris Kelly

All these men recognized what they themselves valued, and lived according to these values regardless of their relationship to the values of their community. Each lived according to what brought them happiness and peace rather than commonplace prescriptions of the multitudes. ~ Chris Matakas

My personal opinion is that, if you're a professional writer, that you do have quotas. So every day I do try to write 800-1,200 words. I don't always achieve it, and the reality is that a lot of the words I write will end up on the cutting-room floor. ~ Chris Bohjalian

Men are as faithful as their options. ~ Chris Rock

I've told Michael Jackson jokes. If you got really technical, you could say those are jokes about child molestation. You could, if you got technical. A lot of this is just selective outrage because honestly, the audience are the ones that tell us that something shouldn't be spoken. The audience lets us know. And I've never, in my almost 30 years of being a comedian, seen a comedian continue to tell a joke that the audience doesn't respond to. I've never seen it. ~ Chris Rock

I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits. ~ Chris Isaak

No longer will I measure myself against competitors, who don't even know that a race is being run. From now on, I will measure myself against the man in front of me. I will measure myself against a new personal best, achieving my next ambitious goal. ~ Chris Murray

There simply is nothing else like it. And, as a test of physical and mental endurance it has no equal. Other sports may be as intense, as pressurized, as hard for short periods: But the Tour does on day after day after day. It's the only race in the world where you have to get a haircut halfway through. ~ Chris Boardman

I'm not gonna say that I hate it, because I really respect Usher and I was influenced by him. But so many people compare me to him, and I don't think it'll ever stop. I just want to be my own artist. ~ Chris Brown

You live your life day by day and find ways to get through it. You grow up through things that are challenging and you find the joy. You realize there are so many people that have it much worse and remind yourself. I have been very blessed. ~ Kelly Rutherford

Walt Disney World is nearly 30,000 acres, or 48 square miles. That is more than 80 times the size of Monaco. Grace Kelly would have been queen of a larger and wealthier, kingdom if she'd married Uncle Walt instead of Prince Rainier. ~ Eve Zibart

I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with. ~ Chris Rock

You can't worry about what people say, but ... People always harp on athletes being selfish individualists. ~ Chris Bosh

Every time he came back, apologetic, contrite, he'd start off being real nice. But he was as predictable as rain. No body knew when he'd go off, but at some point everybody knew he would. ~ Chris Gardner

It wasn't until I got into seventh grade, I think, that I realized that doing plays might be a fun thing, and so I auditioned for the school play - and got in, as it turned out. ~ Chris Parnell

You can't fake community, you can't force it, either. ~ Chris Brogan

I never want to hide my wrestling background. ~ Chris Jericho

Oh, yeah?" Chris says. "Maybe you should tell your friends that you're an emotion worker instead of hiding it. Do you think they'll listen to you then?"
...
"How could you do this to me?" - Daneca
"It's not my fault you're a liar." - Chris ~ Holly Black

I'm not trying to snowboard for other people anymore. That just kind of comes with age and growing up. That's helped me a lot. Some of that started right after the last Olympics (in Vancouver). ~ Kelly Clark

Even monkeys fall from trees. ~ Chris Bradford

I'm never overawed by a situation and I think that's because I've always looked several years older than I am. So because people were treating me like I was 40 when I was 29, I've always felt in control of a situation. People used to say, when you're 32, you'll look 32. I'm still waiting for that moment, where my age catches up with my appearance. ~ Chris O'Dowd

Every woman's wardrobe should include black. ~ Kelly Cutrone

It's Not About How Much Money You Make, Instead It's About What You Do With The Money That You Do Make. ~ Chris Mentillo

There weren't a lot of action roles growing up - there were a few, maybe, like Wonder Woman, but then it wasn't real action. ~ Kelly Hu

Nature has a pretty sick sense of humor. ~ Kelly Braffet

You know, it's possible for two humans to be in a relationship without there needing to be some public reason for that relationship. ~ Chris Martin

In the context of your dreams,knowledge will always gives you enough reasons not to act. Act regardless and execute xceptionally ~ Kevin Kelly

As far as R&B, I listen to a lot of old school like the Temptations and Chris Brown. ~ Jacob Latimore

I have a big fear of change, or negative change, anyway. I'm basically the same person I was when I won 'Idol,' or when I was 10. ~ Kelly Clarkson

I'm no dancer. I got rhythm, I can dance if I need to, but I'm not Chris Brown. He's an amazing dancer. If I'm not going to be amazing at it, I'm not gon' do it. I'm gonna do what works for me, and you're going to feel it 'cause it's me. ~ Trey Songz

If you're an actor in your heart, no matter how much money they shove at you, it doesn't matter if the work doesn't provide that creative spark. You want out. ~ Chris Noth

What is it that drives us outward to the stars above and to the shores below? Is it the security of knowing what's there? Or is it the adventure of finding it? ~ Chris Hogan

I get asked to do stupid things like panel shows and talk shows and things. ~ Chris Lilley

When we finally head outside to walk toward the big silver Astro van that will take us to the launch pad, it's that moment everyone knows: flashbulbs pop in the pre-dawn darkness, the crowd cheers, we wave and smile. In the van, we can see the rocket in the distance, lit up and shining, an obelisk. In reality, of course, it's a 4.5-megaton bomb loaded with explosive fuel, which is why everyone else is driving away from it. ~ Chris Hadfield

As a comedy nerd, I get a lot out of the podcast because I'm genuinely interested in the people I'm talking to. ~ Chris Hardwick

It is a really interesting to hear yourself on the radio. I've gotten to hear myself in different capacities. I've heard myself on Sirius XM on the bluegrass channels, and on WSM and other places. ~ Chris Stapleton

You know what grandeur is? It's awesome. ~ Chris Kaman

To many, God is not someone you know but something you try to get off your back. ~ Chris Fabry