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Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.
Just because a woman is good at something doesn't necessarily mean it's what she should do in life. If that were the case most of the women in the Belle family would be hookers.
It seems to me that dealing with little boys is a lot like playing poker. You need to know when to hold them, when to fold them, and when to walk away. But the most important thing you need to know is, oral contraceptives are only 97 percent effective.
The only difference between a prayer and a curse is the one who stands to profit.
Apparently, what differentiates the mere rich from the filthy rich is a servant who treats you like dirt.
It is common knowledge that Belle women make hard men melt like butter in a pan. They are equally adept at reversing the process.
Mom recognizes only two sources of wisdom
the bible and Hallmark.
History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.
There is no cure for a bleeding heart.
The only way to cull the uncommon man from the common is with his clothes off.
Some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. The man who sees sunrise from a Belle woman's bed will swear he's been born again.
Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog.
Some women barter their bodies like whores with wedding bands. Some use sex like a sword. But some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus.
Retirement is like sex. Men love to talk about it but when the time finally comes they're good for about fifteen minutes then they're dying to put their tie back on.
Amnesty International should list all daughters as prisoners of war.
The future isn't carved in stone, only your epitaph.
The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim.
Mom isn't content taking a stroll down memory lane. She's bought a condo and spends half the year there.
