Kevin James Quotes

I could never be James Bond.

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.

I'm not a Hollywood guy.

I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later.

Once a year my back will go out and it'll be ... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.

I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.

I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about.

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. "Yeah, I'll take a coffee and... Oh, my God! Yeah, I'll have the beanbag chair with raisins.

It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

I never played music, but it's an important thing ... the studying, the inspiration.

When you're big you don't need a reason to sweat. You don't, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time like Jeez! What have you been doing? What are ya jumpin rope in the attic?! Well, I peeled an orange.. about an hour ago. Why, what's up?

My favorite movie of all time is 'Rocky.'

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group ... it all started opening up.

Back in '93 I saw my first UFC fight and just became enamored by it then.

In some ways you are the definition of love. A look, a touch and the way you make me feel.

You give me strength to face the elements (whatever they may be) because I don't face them alone. It feels

like you are here with me, even when you are physically far away.

You give me the courage to be open, to tell you scary stuff, and you accept me. Time with you seems

timeless.

I love you

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.

You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.

I've always had something in my heart where I root for guys who struggle with women.

Pie ... it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.

I really wasn't a class clown.

You don't want to do anything that doesn't glorify God in every way.

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life.