Nick Jones Quotes

Get comfortable. You are gonna be in my head for a while. ~ Van Krishna

Sometimes what we need is right in front of us, we just have to connect the dots and embrace what we already know. ~ Nick Jones

No women does anything by accident. Brushing against you, trying to pass by you, bending over to pick something up...all traps man. All traps. ~ Van Krishna

You're the perfect combination of everything that makes me horny. ~ Wade Kelly

I also become the local computer nerd. The administration brings me in to fix all the computers, I create viruses to invade at a specific day and time. They call me in, and I eradicate my own virus, only to plant another one to go into effect a couple months later. They ask me why I can't just fix the computers once and for all. I tell them to quit going to porn sites and it will stay fixed. That shuts them up every time. ~ Darynda Jones

By the way, by using the very same letters, "listen" spells "silent. ~ Kirk Byron Jones

It's hard for me to care about anyone enough to put myself in the unsettling position of growth. In ~ Nina G. Jones

Oh, fuck it, I'm a monster, I admit it! ~ Nick Cave

If you do NOT see what You want to see in life, it is because of HOW you have been trained to look when you attended school. To succeed you only need to develop the ability to see what you WANT to see and NOT what others trained you to see. ~ Nick Catricala

I'm sorry I made you cry, it's the last thing I would ever want to do....Unless it's out loud....during a moment of passion ~ Lesley Jones

I feel as though I made a face and the wind changed, and now I have to go through life grimacing in this horrible way. ~ Nick Hornby

Henry Fielding, a highly successful satiric dramatist until the introduction of censorship in 1737, began his novel-writing career with Shamela, a pastiche of Pamela, which humorously attacked the hypocritical morality which that novel displayed. Joseph Andrews (1742) was also intended as a kind of parody of Richardson; but Fielding found that his novels were taking on a moral life of their own, and he developed his own highly personal narrative style - humorous and ironic, with an omniscient narrative presence controlling the lives and destinies of his characters.

Fielding focuses more on male characters and manners than Richardson. In doing so, he creates a new kind of hero in his novels. Joseph Andrews is chaste, while Tom Jones in Tom Jones (1749) is quite the opposite. Tom is the model of the young foundling enjoying his freedom (to travel, to have relationships with women, to enjoy sensual experience) until his true origins are discovered. When he matures, he assumes his social responsibilities and marries the woman he has 'always' loved, who has, of course, like a mediaeval crusader's beloved, been waiting faithfully for him. Both of these heroes are types, representatives of their sex.

There is a picaresque journey from innocence to experience, from freedom to responsibility. It is a rewriting of male roles to suit the society of the time. The hero no longer makes a crusade to the Holy Land, but the crusade is a personal one, with chivalry learne ~ Ronald Carter

And if you never go anywhere or do anything, life is cheap. ~ Nick Hornby

It was easy to be nice to an attractive woman over a dinner table. The despair came later, with children and tiredness and the sheer drudgery of marriage and monogamy. ~ Nick Hornby

The last begonias wilting in the chalet's hanging baskets laced the air with a lemon and cinnamon fragrance. ~ Stephen Lloyd Jones

I just go out there and try to help my teammates any way I can. They are on me a lot to be in the lineup and do stuff for the team, but sometimes it's just ... frustrating. ~ Andruw Jones

I like seeing those 300-pound women that toss those discus. I just feel like they're so scary. It freaks me out a little bit to know that there are women like that. ~ Nick Robinson

Success for me is to go out there and dominate. ~ Jon Jones

This stranger has become the center of my world. A puzzle I have to solve. My greatest pleasure and my deepest pain. ~ Nina G. Jones

For the most part, for me and my friends, there's always an emotional attachment that clouds women's judgment. ~ Zoe Lister-Jones

Fame is everywhere; the 15 minutes are now the dominant themes of our times. ~ Nick Mancuso

Who knows their own story? It certainly makes no sense when you're in the middle of it ~ Nick Cave

There's nothing you can do about growing older, and I should know. But growing up? That's entirely at your own discretion. ~ Nick Moseley

A heart's a heavy burden. ~ Diane Wynne Jones

It's not quite the Tom Jones show, but yes, I've had undergarments. If I get a bra chucked on stage I'll hold it up so the audience can decide what to think. And I'll usually blame a guy for doing it. ~ Michael Bolton

Lady Chesney was a tolerant soul. She tolerated the lowly people who jammed her sitting room at these meetings. She tolerated the off-the-peg clothes they wore. She tolerated their accents and the way they had to work for a living. She was even willing to shake hands with one or two of them, if they seemed important enough. Were any of them as grateful as they should have been? She doubted it. ~ Terry Jones

I hoped I might still get to spend the afternoon with her, despite my surprise declaration of love and insulting her father. When I looked at it like that, it had not been the best five minutes of our friendship. ~ Melanie Cusick-Jones

My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny. ~ Leslie Jones

Sophie got herself to the mirror, and found that she had to hobble. The face in the mirror was quite calm, because it was what she expected to see. It was the face of a gaunt old woman, withered and brownish, surrounded by wispy white hair. Her own eyes, yellow and watery, stared out at her, looking rather tragic.
"Don't worry, old thing," Sophie said to the face. "You look quite healthy. Besides, this is much more like you really are. ~ Diana Wynne Jones

Whether a character is good or evil depends on your perspective. ~ Steve Jones Snr

See, I will always shop, and that's sort of a problem. Clothes are always exploding out of my closet! ~ Zoe Lister-Jones

We will be the same person in 5 years that we are today except for 2 things: the people we meet and the book we read ~ Charles Jones

A wine, please." "Ma'am, this is McDonald's." "Okay, a McWine, please." - MCDONALD'S DRIVE-THROUGH, 2 A.M. ~ Darynda Jones

It's a long way back. she said softly.
Nick shrugged and held her hand tighter. Not so far as we've come already. ~ Garth Nix

Imagine that Abundance is a wonderful guest that you would love to come and stay. Clean the house, prepare great food, have fresh linen on the beds, light fires, chill the champagne, buy or grow fresh flowers … just be ready for Abundance to drop in unexpectedly. ~ Jane Monica-Jones

The Marie bit is easy enough to understand, then. The Laura thing takes a bit more explaining, but what it is, I think, is this: sentimental music has this great way of taking you back somewhere at the same time that it takes you forward, so you feel nostalgic and hopeful all at the same time. Marie's the hopeful, forward part of it – maybe not her, necessarily, but somebody like her, somebody who can turn things around for me. (Exactly that: I always think that women are going to save me, lead me through to a better life, that they can change and redeem me.) And Laura's the backward part, the last person I loved, and when I hear those sweet, sticky acoustic guitar chords I reinvent our time together, and, before I know it, we're in the car trying to sing the harmonies on "Sloop John B" and getting it wrong and laughing. We never did that in real life. We never sang in the car, and we certainly never laughed when we got something wrong. This is why I shouldn't be listening to pop music at the moment. ~ Nick Hornby