Neighbors Seth Rogen Quotes

If you ask most high schoolers who Bruce Lee is, they will say that it someone they sit next to in English class. ~ Seth Rogen

I'm so good at procrastinating. ~ Seth Rogen

John Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner. Now wait a minute. Isn't that the movie with Seth Rogen and James Franco? ~ David Letterman

I honestly don't love the Cheech and Chong movies, I've got to say. ~ Seth Rogen

To me all men are boy-men. I don't know any man that's actually mature. ~ Seth Rogen

It's much more painful to bomb in front of a group of yours peers than it is to not win. Tons of assholes ain't winning awards, but only one guy will be bombing. So, that's much more nerve-wracking. ~ Seth Rogen

I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that's all I'd remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me. ~ Seth Rogen

It's my mission to sue the MPAA and take them down. I don't know how to go about doing that. But to me, it seems like it's something that has to be taken care of. ~ Seth Rogen

Gluten is just a term for things that are bad for you. Like calories or fat, that's all gluten." - Seth Rogen ~ David Sax

I love cold weather. ~ Seth Rogen

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it? ~ David Letterman

Some of my friends would lie to girls to get them, or do things that - you know, they would cheat on girls. I was just never in the realm of what, you know, what's instilled to me, you know? Yeah, I mean, my mom's a social worker, for God's sakes. ~ Seth Rogen

I knew I just loved comedy, and I think it was my parents who initially brought up the notion of me trying to do stand-up. I think I actually tried writing jokes just at home, just kind of sitting around. But it seemed like a very real way to step into the world of comedy. I felt I could do it, so why not? ~ Seth Rogen

I'm not entirely comfortable saying I'm an actor, because it seems like a very weird, almost dorky thing to say you are. ~ Seth Rogen

Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old. ~ Seth Rogen

I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard. ~ Seth Rogen

If I were directing a movie, it would scare me. ~ Seth Rogen

I remember thinking as I was doing the jokes for the first time, "If I can hear that very clearly, I'm not hearing laughter." It just became deafening, this buzzing noise. I mean, it was brutal. It was really terrible. Then I remember thinking, "At least nobody important, or anyone who I really respect, saw that." And then literally right when I went off the stage, Jerry Seinfeld got up and went on. So I was like, "Oh great. Seinfeld saw me bomb." On the other hand, I thought, "At least no one will be thinking of me anymore. They'll just be focusing on him." ~ Seth Rogen

I was pretty young. I guess I was in high school, so I was probably 13 years old. It was crazy. I remember it very vividly. I remember - it was actually kind of horrifying, because one of my friends - we smoked out of a bong, and one of my friends - this was so stupid - he didn't want to bring - it was after school on a Friday, and he didn't - we smoked weed in this park called the Ravine that was across the street from my high school. ~ Seth Rogen

In "Superbad," I carry a gun, but I didn't get to shoot it that much. ~ Seth Rogen

I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk. ~ Seth Rogen

I'm intimidated anytime I work with someone who's directly outside my very insulated group of friends. ~ Seth Rogen

You look at CG sometimes and its terrible. You look at CG sometimes and its great. ~ Seth Rogen

There was a year straight where every weekend, I went to at least one bar mitzvah or bat mitzvah, and we would all go, and it was a lot of fun. We sneak some beer; we'd hang out; we would try to get with girls and not. And usually we'd just end up hanging out together alone. ~ Seth Rogen

I'm not one of those actors where filmmakers that I admire ask me to be in their movies. I meet them at parties and they're nice to me, but they never ask me to work with them. ~ Seth Rogen

I liked actions movies. Jean-Claude Van Damme was a major influence on me at that point in my life. ~ Seth Rogen

President Obama's trying to work out a nuclear deal with Iran, and the Republicans are steamed. They got together and sent Iran a letter about the nuclear deal. They said if this doesn't work, by God, they're going to send Seth Rogen and James Franco. ~ David Letterman

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet. ~ Seth Rogen

I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit. ~ Seth Rogen

I watch a lot of TV. I love nothing more than having a good TV show on DVD, to just plow through. ~ Seth Rogen

I'm a complete coward in real life. ~ Seth Rogen