Mystery Suspense Humor Quotes

Gino refilled my glass. "What a night. Booze, broads, and a barroom brawl. ~ Michael Murphy

Every woman wants a cowboy. ~ B.J. Daniels

Because the most treacherous enemy is the one you think you know and understand. The one you trust and love. The one whose darkness threatens your very light, the heart and soul of your very power, and you're none the wiser. Your subjectivity, your bias has rendered you blind, deaf, and dumb. You see what you want to see instead of what's there. ~ Patricia Cornwell

Success is not final, failure is not fatal. It is the courage to carry on that counts.
Winston Churchill ~ H.A. Corby

Life is replete with comedy, drama, horror, suspense, tragedy, romance, mystery, fantasy and a good dose of fiction. While at times the plot may seem to be lacking, the special effects alone are well worth the price of admission. ~ Derek R. Audette

There were times that Nathan felt the world would be better off if he were dead. It seemed to him that it would be penance for his sins. ~ Belinda G. Buchanan

Sometimes, silence become louder than our very fears. ~ Mladen Đorđević

You call that caring?! I call it a line of crap! The only thing you cared about begins with an "F" and ends with me losing my virginity! ~ Maggie Adams

Then someone within closed the door, shutting Norah out into the howling dust of the night. The clouds parted briefly to reveal the full moon's cold eye, then closed again. Wind seared over the pavilion's double roof, its voice rising to a shriek. Distantly, among the maze of walls, came the frenzied barking of hundreds of tiny dogs. As she drifted towards wakefulness, Norah could not tell whether it was the wind that she heard just at the end, or whether, within the dark hall, the girl had begun to scream. ~ Barbara Hambly

His kiss was like no other! His kiss was enchanted and fairy-tale like. He applied pressure, but just enough to feel his tenderness and warmth. I could feel his heart beating wildly as he pressed his chest against my chest all the while his loving lips brushed up against mine with a care-filled affection. His tongue lightly licked the outer edges of my mouth, and then searched for my tongue. The pursuit allowed a marriage of both tongues to meet - inspiring a mingling tango of hot and heavy French kissing to manifest profusely. We kissed like two hot and horny teenagers, our mouths moving and craving each others lips, in animalistic desires! ~ Keira D. Skye

Shadowed beneath his brow bone were cold dark eyes containing secrets and sadness, bitterness and grief. ~ T.L. Parker

She had been lying there, facedown in the water long before the tide had turned at 3.04 that morning. Her eyes were staring into the river, her blonde hair first fanning out, then drawing back under her head with the wash of the water, like a pulsating jellyfish. The belt of her raincoat was caught on the branches of an overhanging tree and she'd been hooked, destined to forever flap against the corner of the broken pier with outstretched arms. She wasn't going anywhere now; she was simply bobbing up and down with the rhythm of the water - and she hadn't blinked in a long while. ~ A.J. Waines

Well, you should have a chat with your boyfriend, clarify your desires. Hate to break the news, but, uh, he's cheatin' on you. Tell him I said my dog kisses better than him and he hits like a girl. ~ Courtney Vail

Suspense consumes your opponents, whereas mystery intrigues your followers. ~ Matshona Dhliwayo

What's more important than recycling? Producing something to recycle. ~ Gordon Osmond

The moment seemed endless, but it was probably only half that. ~ Steve Toltz

She would not have another man push her aside like some appetizer, there to wet his whistle only to be left once the main dish arrived.

No more. She pushed her thumb into his throat a little harder. ~ Jacqueline Simon Gunn

She tried to shriek for help, to cry out against the blinding agony, but her mouth wouldn't open. The scream stalled in her throat and she gagged. Oh my God. She couldn't move her lips. She couldn't say one word. ~ Meryl Sawyer

The only thing I want to hear out of your mouth is 'faster', 'slower' or 'fuck me harder, Hayden'. ~ Katie Reus

Yes, I could stop writing... But only after I shoot myself. ~ David Lucero

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. ~ Sergio Aragones

As much as I'm turned on by your buff, sexy body pressing against mine, if you could please roll off of me, I'll get my guns. ~ Alexa Grace

Don't wanna ever take your shoes off in coconut land. Never know when you're gonna have to run. ~ Dianne Harman

I'm concerned about the woman you're holding prisoner in there," Beckett said. "Knock three times if you're being held against your will."
Phoebe gasped and answered, "I'm fine, too."
"Good." Beckett said with a chuckle. "I was afraid I'd have to call the cops on my cop brother. ~ Elle James

Whenever there is love beyond boundaries ...
Whenever trust flows deeper than oceans ...
Nevertheless, a Trial is born ...
You pass that trial, sacred you shall be ... if you don't, your are immortal !!!! ~ M.W.Latif

You and I. We're going back. People are dying because of this beast. It must be stopped. And we will take the dragon this time, and water the ground with its blood. ~ Ruth Ford Elward

Never run after a man or a bus, there's always another one in five minutes. ~ Cherry Adair

Something can be very funny and then suddenly very terrifying-very exciting, and suddenly very ridiculous. I think that's what life is like, that's what interests me. ~ Joss Whedon

It's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen."
He laughed. "No, honey, that would be you. ~ B. J. Daniels

The dragon took his other arm. But he is still a dragonslayer, no matter what. ~ Ruth Ford Elward

It was like this blackness that crept into the corners of my life until everything was grey and dirty. My insides felt burnt out, like if you cut me open, all you would find would be smoke. No heart. No bones. There was nothing left, just the anger. It followed me everywhere. It sat on my bed and watched me sleep and when I had to eat, it looked at me across the table. ~ Tanya Byrne

He locked gazes with her. "I have to wonder why you aren't being straight with me. I hate getting myself killed without knowing why. ~ B. J. Daniels

Sensationalism dies quickly, fear is long-lived. ~ Agatha Christie

The water. The lake. It flows through our veins, and there's nothing we can do about it… It's like venom. ~ Karen Katchur