Heidi Montag Quotes

I've spent, like, over a million dollars on that Superficial album, so you will not be getting new music from me unless you'd like to GoFundMe. ~ Heidi Montag

I thought that plastic surgery was easy, but it is really serious and is not something you want to mess around with. ~ Heidi Montag

You look at, like, a 'People' magazine, which used to be a really good, you know, nice magazine you could go to for real stories. It wasn't like a 'Star' or an 'US Weekly' and they have somebody with plastic surgery on the cover, Heidi Montag. And it's obviously what consumers want, because why else would they be doing it? ~ Chelsea Handler

The dog that I was given on The Hills for Christmas is with my best friend's family. ~ Heidi Montag

If you want to change your hair colour or your nail colour or things like that its fine, but you have to realize the dangers and repercussions of surgery. ~ Heidi Montag

The sex tape rumor had nothing to do with me, that's why it's so weird. It's like, if you have a sex tape, that's up to you. I want nothing to do with it. ~ Heidi Montag

During The Hills, we were not allowed to wear outfits twice, so I asked [MTV] to supply me with a wardrobe, but apparently I had to buy it all myself. ~ Heidi Montag

God says in the bible that we should love our neighbor and he created us all as equals. I know in my heart that gays and lesbians should have the same government rights that Spencer and I will when we get married. So, yes, this blonde Christian believes in gay marriage. ~ Heidi Montag

I'm from really humble beginnings. I've never been this Hollywood diva, but you get caught up in what you're pretending to be. ~ Heidi Montag

I definitely regret the surgeries that I have had over the years, I think I was so young and in such an unstable situation in my life with so much going on and so much pressure. ~ Heidi Montag

MTV wanted to downplay our lifestyles and pretend we weren't getting the checks that we actually were, so I think that was the blurry line between the lives we were really living and the lives that they wanted us to live, and things like that. ~ Heidi Montag

The best part of Jason was you! ~ Heidi Montag

God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know? ~ Heidi Montag

I've always been this way. This is who I am. Take it or leave it. You'll either hate me or you'll love me. I have a strong personality which isn't necessarily good or bad. I really don't mind what people in Oklahoma who I don't know think of me. I really only care about the people in my life. ~ Heidi Montag

I thought I was investing in myself and my brand, like Kim Kardashian. When she buys these clothes, she's investing in herself, because she is a big brand and is likable. I thought I had that potential. My ego got too big. To think I could be someone like that when I was the most hated girl ever. ~ Heidi Montag

I didn't realize that pretending to be this 'Hills Heidi,' this spoiled rich girl who I wasn't, would almost destroy me. ~ Heidi Montag

I should have known growing up and not having any money ever that I should have kept every dollar that I had. ~ Heidi Montag

But if that was really true, why in the name of all that is holy would anyone have ever liked Nikki in the first place? I was becoming more and more convinced she was a cross between Heidi Montag and Hitler. ~ Meg Cabot

I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Princess Diana book. I'm reading a book about Chicago and the mob. Right now I'm also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I'm very religious. That's how I've gotten to where I am. ~ Heidi Montag

A lot of miracles have happened in my life to take me here, and to me, the reason why we're all on this earth is for God, and that's the way I live my life. ~ Heidi Montag

I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God. ~ Heidi Montag

I don't think fake people living in a fake house in a fake suburb are any less dismissible or believable than a fake psychic attending a fake school in a fake town. Nothing's inherently believable about any kind of fiction, because all of it's untrue. ~ Heidi Julavits

I need my products to work and be fast! I don't love having 50 different things in my bathroom, like a different cream for every inch of my face. That's so not me. ~ Heidi Klum

People in the United States are highly transient. Families move from state to state. So why do we take a full year - in some states, two years - to study state history? It takes time away from more important topics. ~ Heidi Hayes Jacobs

They do not disappear when they die. They leave us their strength. ~ Heidi R. Kling

Because I don't like the idea of you facing them alone. Because I'm not dating you because you're convenient. Because I don't want to simply have sex with you or hang out with you." He stroked the line of Paul's beard. "I want to be with. You. I want to watch gooey movies with you, and laugh and play and figure out new ways to enjoy sex, but I want to help you through the rough parts of life too. ~ Heidi Cullinan

It's a choice, it's a bold move - disassembling the Box - and one that requires assertion, but the rewards are remarkable!! ~ Heidi Reagan

God, they hit you with the stupid stick way, way too hard. ~ Heidi Cullinan

change. Roll with it. ~ Heidi Joy Tretheway

I want things to make sense."
"What's not making sense?"
"Me. Life. Us. I shouldn't be here, Noah. I should've died in that car accident and yet, I'm alive and well, and I feel like something is missing or I'm supposed to do something astonishing as some kind of payback for surviving. ~ Heidi McLaughlin

I don't know if it's better to have people laugh at what you are or just not understand. ~ Heidi W. Durrow

Every single person I've cared for who did not have a feeding tube and became dehydrated has died more comfortably than every single person I've cared for with a feeding tube that remained in use until their death. ~ Heidi Telpner

The pure beauty of death is impossible to describe as the birth of a child, the betrayal of a lover, the moment of orgasm ~ Heidi Postlewait

Mason whacks me on the back of my head. I give him the 'what the fuck' look and he just smiles. "If I didn't think she loves you, I wouldn't be sitting here when I have a hot little thing waiting for me at home. Believe me, Ashford, you may be taller and pretty, but you don't have jack shit on Katelyn. ~ Heidi McLaughlin

Louisa raised an eyebrow. Is he - how shall I put it delicately - a simple man? ~ Heidi Cullinan

Why is it that those who are the most concerned with manners rarely have any themselves? ~ Heidi Schulz

Steve smiled, the rug not only pulled out from under him but rolled up and put away. ~ Heidi Cullinan

Quinn starts to laugh as he gets out of the car. I follow, locking it behind us. "It's not so bad. Grandma always bought me ice cream though." He looks up at me and bats his eyes.

I shake my head. "Of course she did," I say as I throw my arm around him. We walk toward the lion's den, the James men, brave… and incredibly stupid. ~ Heidi McLaughlin

Ministry is simply about loving the person in front of you. ~ Heidi Baker

I am Captain James Hook! I am no victim; I create them! I do not have bad dreams; I inspire them! ~ Heidi Schulz

I think if there's love, for real, it's not something you ever have to say behind cardboard walls. It should be shouted. ~ Heidi Ayarbe

One day you're in. The next day you're out. ~ Heidi Klum

Sometimes I feel like everyone else is carrying a bucket of water but I'm trying to carry an ocean. its very hard. sometimes I would rather not carry my ocean, even if it meant I couldn't be alive. ~ Heidi Cullinan

I wanted to tell him that you can meet someone and they can change your life forever, even if you have only known him for a short while, that when you leave, you're a different person than before you met him ... and I undertstand that because of meeting Deni. ~ Heidi R. Kling

I'd venture to guess that a list of things you know nothing about could fill volumes. ~ Heidi Schulz

Oh, and he loves cats. Like, crazy stupid loves them." "I fucking hate cats." "I used to too. You won't for long. ~ Heidi Cullinan

As such, anything is always possible, even if your protagonist is a plumber. But it's the possibility, the limitless possibilities, of any fake life, that make writing about it so challenging. ~ Heidi Julavits

I take you for a girl who's eager to grow unstable at the first indication that things can come back to haunt a person, even after she has given them up for dead. ~ Heidi Julavits

This is happening to me," said Montag.
"What a dreadful surprise," said Beatty. "For everyone nowadays knows, absolutely
is certain, that nothing will ever happen to me. Others die, I go on. There are no
consequences and no responsibilities. Except that there are. But let's not talk about
them, eh? By the time the consequences catch up with you, it's too late, isn't it,
Montag? ~ Ray Bradbury

Rather than being purpose-driven, I prefer to be presence-centered. All our efforts in God's Kingdom must originate from the place of rest, the place of His presence. ~ Heidi Baker

Has a disagreement with an employer ever led to dismemberment or disemboweling? ~ Heidi Schulz

I love you ... It's taken me a long time to realize this, but now that I have, there's no stopping it. You're my unexpected love, one I never thought I'd find, at least not in my best friend. ~ Heidi McLaughlin

… but as even the stupidest toddler knows, covering your eyes makes you invisible. ~ Heidi Schulz

Think we ought to live happily ever after. - Howl in Howl's Moving Castle ~ Heidi Cullinan

When you are expending much energy on someone else's demise, it's like you weaken your psychic immune system. ~ Heidi Julavits

I thought for sure we'd spend forever together. I thought our love was one of a kind. I would almost be okay if he had met someone else and fallen in love, but he didn't. He just left. He said he was suffocating. ~ Heidi McLaughlin