Fassnacht Tina Fassnacht Quotes

Do your thing and don't care if they like it. ~ Tina Fey

I am Tina Yothers and I'll never be anyone different. ~ Tina Yothers

I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but, yet, were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet. ~ Tina Reber

Loving someone should never end in all-consuming devastation. ~ Tina Reber

I think the world has too many actresses. ~ Tina Fey

Children and Jimmy Carter ruin your best laid plans. ~ Tina Fey

Once knowledge is obtained, it can never be returned. ~ Tina Folsom

This chance like meth heads over a cough syrup counter. ~ Tina Fey

Because without fear, there was no such thing as bravery. ~ Tina Folsom

I had read it, but nowhere in the pamphlet did ~ Tina Fey

He was well versed in the art of self-love. ~ Tina Ordone

My electric-blue-suitmate was an uninhibited vagina about town. ~ Tina Fey

Physical strength in a Woman... that's what I am ~ Tina Turner

We all see the world through our own lies. ~ Tina Geyer

When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable. ~ Tina Fey

The art of being boring is to tell it all ~ Tina Brescanu

Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion. ~ Tina Fey

You have to exist in your own life. ~ Tina Boscha

in the closet to grab a Sunday school ~ Tina Fey

[ ... ] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. ~ Tina Fey

Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes. ~ Tina Fey

Never miss an opportunity to be fabulous. ~ Tina Seelig

But I think he broke my vagina ~ Tina Reber

That is one boss, bold, bladed motherfucker. ~ Tina Fey

Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was a salted. ~ Tina Fey

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. ~ Tina Fey

If everyone had something to contribute, there would be enough. ~ Tina Fey

Emotional Resilience: Simple Truths for Dealing with the Unfinished Business of Your Past. ~ Tina Gilbertson

Life is short. Read good books! ~ Tina Shaw

experimenting until you are finally successful. ~ Tina Seelig

This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens ~ Tina Fey

Craft the story now so you'll be proud to tell it later. ~ Tina Seelig

So, what's she done? he asked casually while taking out a tray of wet ~ Tina Folsom

Anonymity was a great protector. ~ Tina Folsom

I've never understood why every character being "hot" was necessary for enjoying a TV show. ~ Tina Fey

Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself. ~ Tina Fey

Again, don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions, go over, under, through. ~ Tina Fey

I was turning out to be college educated and unemployable in even the most basic way. ~ Tina Fey

I know now that no one can "steal" boyfriends against their will, not even Angelina Jolie itself. ~ Tina Fey

That night's show was watched by ten million people, so I guess that director at The Second City who said the audience "didn't want to see a sketch with two women" can go shit in his hat. ~ Tina Fey

But there is not one management course in the world where they recommend Self-Righteousness as a tool. ~ Tina Fey

A little tiny person with nothing to worry about running in circles, worried out of her mind. ~ Tina Fey

I doubted any hospital in the world would be able to mend a shattered heart. (Taryn Mitchell) ~ Tina Reber

This world we live in is confusing, overwhelming and painful because he has a condition known as autism. ~ Tina Traverse

Your initiations are worthwhile. ~ Tina Fey

Bitch get stuff done ~ Tina Fey

He was like warm marble wherever she touched him, solid and unyielding, Michelangelo's namesake sculpture come to life. ~ Tina Wright

(Don Fey had a large rubber stamp that said "bullshit," which was and is awesome.) ~ Tina Fey

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. ~ Tina Fey

It's time to cure society, not autistic people. ~ Tina J. Richardson

The first promise you break, is the one that's rarely forgiven. ~ Tina DeCoux

banter because I caught her sitting at the top of ~ Tina Smith-Brown

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted. ~ Tina Fey

We pass each other notes in the hollows of our collarbones. ~ Tina May Hall

Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares. ~ Tina Fey

Some days just being awake is too much input. ~ Tina J. Richardson

Lorne knows that the most exhausting people occasionally turn out the best stuff. ~ Tina Fey

You don't really know how much you miss someone until it's gone. ~ Tina Reber

A bridge is no stronger than its weakest span. ~ Tina May Hall

What do you want from me baby girl?"

~Zane ~ Tina Folsom

Once in a while you have to bite the hand that reads you. ~ Tina Brown

the key to success is not dodging every bullet but being able to recover quickly. ~ Tina Seelig

Bossypants Lesson #183: You Can't Boss People Around If They Don't Really Care ~ Tina Fey

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory ~ Tina Fey

Let me lick them," he growled and lowered his mouth back to hers.

~Zane ~ Tina Folsom

Silence is a language in itself. Perhaps the loudest and most beautiful of them all! ~ Tina Sequeira

I'm happy being me, you will just have to get over it. ~ Tina J. Richardson

You kiss my cheek and leave a honey imprint that itches
as it dries. ~ Tina May Hall

Just because we love each other doesn't mean that we're meant to be together, right? ~ Tina Martin

You can't control things by being nervous ... ~ Tina Fey

You get out of life what you put in. ~ Tina Seelig

What's love got to do with it? ~ Tina Turner

Just so you know, I'd rather hear the painful truth than the false comfort of beautiful lies. ~ Tina Reber

There are never fewer than eight Tracey Ullman characters in any NYC nail salon at any given time. ~ Tina Fey

(remember, I was pregnant once, and I'm on TV: Those two things combined make me an expert) ~ Tina Fey

I try not to forget that where there is beauty, misery isn't far behind."

~Zane ~ Tina Folsom

I wish people could read my thoughts instead of having to put them into words. ~ Tina J. Richardson

There's only one thing I need." I placed my hand on his heart. "The rest is just details. ~ Tina Reber

I seem to have misplaced a good excuse for why I haven't given God the time of day. ~ Tina Radcliffe

To Jane's horror, he unfolded her paper and read aloud. "Possible Candidates as Lovers. ~ Tina Gabrielle

Do not compare yourself with others. Its our uniqueness that makes us who we are. ~ Tina J. Richardson

I remember everything you forgot. ~ Tina J. Richardson

Harvard is Classical Military Theory, Improv is Vietnam ~ Tina Fey

There were a few times when Mother Nature hit me with her best shot, but I always managed to land on my feet. ~ Tina Reber

Either way, everything will be fine, she smiled, and for a little while I was pulled out of my anxious, stunted brain cloud. ~ Tina Fey

She became an illusion of herself. It was easier to cope with people that way ~ Tina J. Richardson

The best of show was completely gone and we were in big trouble, except we didn't really care. ~ Tina Fey

Protecting myself from the influx of painful stimuli, just give me space and I shall be okay. ~ Tina J. Richardson

The sky is not the limit, it's the starting point. ~ Tina Mag

But I am a big believer in "Intelligent Design," and by that I mean I love IKEA! ~ Tina Fey

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly? ~ Tina Fey

Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it. ~ Tina Fey

I don't believe in themes. ~ Tina Ambani

One family, two impressively gay brothers. ~ Tina Fey

(When I started at SNL, you could still smoke in an office building. I might not be young.) I ~ Tina Fey

When you watched Sanford and Son you didn't want to have sex with everybody you saw just Grady. ~ Tina Fey

No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free. ~ Tina Fey

Ooh. Maybe he'll fuck you in Spanish. Can you call me while it's happening? God, I want to hear that. ~ Tina Reber

We Are brothers, tied by blood, in our veins, what we spill. But it is a deadly secret that will forever bind us. ~ Tina Traverse

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors. ~ Tina Fey