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When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs.
If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!
Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education ... because they were both druids.
I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.
The school had a big problem with drugs ... especially Class A.
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so ... retired mermaids.
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.
We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of seminars is full of things I thought would be useful: quick service restaurant and mobile phone applications. Businesses are providing more services and products by self-service means.
I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels.
I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.
The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.
