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I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
You mean in the state?
Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.
I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
