Tammy Swanson Quotes

Swanson's First Law of Directions: Those who can read, don't. ~ Dixie Swanson

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing ~ Ron Swanson

I was born ready, I'm Ron F****** Swanson ~ Ron Swanson

There's only one thing I hate more than lying... Skim milk. which is water that's lying about being milk. Ron Swanson. ~ Ron Swanson

Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by the simplest of such injunctions. ~ Gloria Swanson

he spent most days in a haze of disinterest. ~ Peter Swanson

Strangers are just friends we haven't met yet. ~ Peter Swanson

Be Mindful of Death" (Memento Mori) ~ Peter Swanson

Everybody is tense. Tad does his best to ~ William Swanson

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it. --George Santyana ~ Richie Swanson

Nobody gets something for nothing. ~ Gloria Swanson

Did the continents, I wondered, feel lonely for each other as they drifted apart eons ago? ~ Cidney Swanson

For the record, chocolate's a pretty decent antidote for unrequited love. ~ Cidney Swanson

to go to bed, and that's when I saw him there, ~ Peter Swanson

any life at all is probably more than any of us deserves. ~ Peter Swanson

I tried to sleep, falling into a doze as thin as tissue paper, ~ Peter Swanson

I imagine she acted the way she thought you wanted to see her. ~ Peter Swanson

Your words can change the course of your life, don't be afraid. ~ Annisa Swanson

We want to take our rugged individualism and turn it into a rugged covenantalism. ~ Kevin Swanson

I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food. ~ Ron Swanson

Try not to let your mind wander ... it's too small and fragile to be out by itself. ~ Denise Swanson

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. ~ Tammy Faye Bakker

Often God is quiet, but Satan never shuts up. ~ Tammy Ogden

The whole thing made me a little wrist-slitty. ~ Tammy Blackwell

Everyone needs freedom. If you're in bondage, get free. ~ Tammy Kling

Every moment is an opportunity. Use it wisely. ~ Tammy Snyder

Men are like horoscopes," Trixie cut Skye off. "They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. ~ Denise Swanson

Suck every moment from life. We should all do more of that. ~ Tammy Falkner

My family means the world to me. Without them, I am nothing. ~ Tammy Falkner

Nothing feels quite so good as pouring salt in an open wound. ~ Tammy Blackwell

The only sure thing is that God has a plan for your life. ~ Tammy Kling

If the White Witch offers you Turkish Delights, tell her to shove off.
Scout ~ Tammy Blackwell

Only the incomprehensibilities of a Triune God could explain the impossibilities of human philosophy. ~ Kevin Swanson

Hollywood's old trick: repeat a successful formula until it dies. ~ Gloria Swanson

The sovereignty of God has been dying a slow death of a thousand qualifications. ~ Kevin Swanson

I know this doesn't last forever, so I'm cherishing every minute of it. ~ Cub Swanson

Psa 73:25 Whom have I in heaven but you? And earth has nothing I desire besides you. ~ Jeff Swanson

It would be like The Rock versus Seth Green. Now, tell me who he is ~ Tammy Blackwell

How many unexpected, unlooked-for tiny pleasures can you list at the end of each day? ~ Tammy Strobel

Whenever I'm asked what kind of writing is the most lucrative, I have to say ransom notes. ~ H.N. Swanson

I've been trying to figure something out. Why on earth would your ponytail stick straight out from your head? ~ Cidney Swanson

I know, right. I keep thinking ~ Peter Swanson

As Daddy said, life is 95 percent anticipation. ~ Gloria Swanson

We must never forget what happened in Europe during WW2. Especially now, when hate groups are on the rise. ~ Tammy Bottner

I and others on FIFA executive committee agreed to accept bribes in conjunction with selection of South Africa as host nation. ~ Bryan Swanson

I want to kiss you so badly, it's killing me. ~ Tammy L. Bailey

There is no such thing as a regrettable act of courage. ~ Tammy Rosenfeld

Can't we just agree to disagree on this point and move on? ~ Tammy Blackwell

A single fleeting word has the power to make or break a person. ~ Tammy Faith

Nothing worth doing's ever easy. ~ Tammy J. Coulter

Don't leave me again," he says.
"I won't. ~ Tammy Falkner

He's summer and I'm winter. ~ Tammy Faith

By the time I was 15, my mother had turned me into a real clotheshorse. ~ Gloria Swanson

My parents were like the kind of people who read the 'Enquirer' and believed everything it said. ~ Kristy Swanson

Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers. ~ David Swanson

All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year. ~ Gloria Swanson

There was no place at all for me in my father's military world. ~ Gloria Swanson

Sunset Boulevard opened in August 1950, and it was pronounced the best movie ever made about Hollywood. ~ Gloria Swanson

All they had to do was put my name on a marquee and watch the money roll in. ~ Gloria Swanson

What makes you different, makes you exceptional, Fern. ~ Kara Swanson

I think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I'm one year older, everyone else is too. ~ Gloria Swanson

I always anticipated difficulties in order to avoid scenes. ~ Gloria Swanson

Those people who say it takes more muscles to frown than smile are in serious danger of having their pants catch on fire. ~ Tammy Blackwell

In two months Joseph Kennedy had taken over my entire life, and I trusted him implicitly to make the most of it. ~ Gloria Swanson

The war is bloodiest when the enemy knows he's losing. ~ Luke Swanson

Freedom cannot exist without morality, and morality can only be defined by the God who, by definition is the source of morality ~ Kevin Swanson

Vampires? You think vampires are real? Seriously?"
"The werewolf is asking me if I believe in vampires? ~ Tammy Blackwell

Well, that's as clear as mud ~ Tammy Godfrey

Activism has always been the driving force for change. ~ David Swanson

I didn't want to spend the rest of my life playing Norma Desmond over and over again. ~ Gloria Swanson

The fuss that actors began making about the difficulty of shifting to sound struck me as perfectly foolish. ~ Gloria Swanson

I had starred in more than 30 successful films, six in a row directed by Cecil B. De Mille. ~ Gloria Swanson

After 16 years in pictures I could not be intimidated easily, because I knew where all the skeletons were buried. ~ Gloria Swanson

Life and death. They are somehow sweetly and beautifully mixed, but I don't know how. ~ Gloria Swanson

Happy are those who value what they have, when they have it. ~ Tammy Rosenfeld

Nothing was resolved but I knew I would never see the world the same again. ~ Tammy Roth

The first feminine feature that goes, with advancing age, is the neck. ~ Gloria Swanson

I spent 15 minutes writing Stand By Your Man, and a lifetime defending it. ~ Tammy Wynette

There are things in life you cannot change, no matter how much you want to. ~ Tammy L. Gray

And you would not Shift into a Fox, noti in a box, not wearing sock?
Scout ~ Tammy Blackwell

Tammy, I hunt mythical monsters for a living. Try me. ~ Melanie Fair

When you're a parent it's like you wear your heart on the outside of your body. ~ Tammy Cohen

I love you, Scout. For me, it was always you. Forever and always. ~ Tammy Blackwell

You'll Never reach your goals if your too busy looking behinde you. ~ Tammy Trottot

Haris...as a naive migrant
who just moved here,
relying on you tapered worries. ~ Tammy Sulit

I caught the preacher making love to Sister Mary Lou. God's gonna getcha for that. ~ Tammy Wynette

Ground Control to Major Spazz. Can you hear me, Major Spazz? ~ Tammy Blackwell

I am not a typical human being. I am me and don't try to be anything but that because God didn't give us all different fingerprints if he wanted us all to be the same. lol -- TAMMY WOOSTER ~ Tammy Wooster

Nobody gets anything for nothing. ~ Gloria Swanson

If we are sons and daughters of a mighty God, why do we live our life as orphans? ~ Tammy L. Gray

That's when I know I've raised a good man, when he learns something new and doesn't judge." Then ~ Tammy Falkner

It was something she'd told him off about on more than one occasion, this tendency to offer up his private sadnesses as a form of mass entertainment. ~ Tammy Cohen

I was 25 and the most popular celebrity in the world, with the possible exception of my friend Mary Pickford. ~ Gloria Swanson

From the first moment on the set I was consumed with curiousity about the technical side of shooting a sound picture. ~ Gloria Swanson

I need you like the day needs the night
-Quinn O'Shea ~ Tammy Morea

Wonder is a verb. An activity, like walking or eating cheese. Despite what we may think we are all already philosophers; the question simply is whether we do it well or poorly. ~ Thomas Swanson

The answer to all of life's problems are out there somewhere its just a question of finding the right book ~ Tammy Blackwell

I found out a long time ago it's more fun being the wicked witch than the helpless princess. ~ Tammy Faith

If you're 40 years old and you've never had a failure, you've been deprived. ~ Gloria Swanson

Not only are you hurting yourself but you are hurting those around you ~ Joshua Swanson