Jace Herondale Sarcastic Quotes

Uncle Jace says we will kill all the demins," he reported with joy. "All the demins!"
"Well, have you considered that your uncle Jace is a hurtful person?" said the demon. "Always rudely stabbing everyone, and sarcastic."
Max scowled. "Love Uncle Jace. Hate demins. ~ Cassandra Clare

They'll probably put that on my gravestone. 'He Was Heterosexul and Had Low Expectations. ~ Jace Herondale

Kit guessed it was because he looked like Jace, if Jace had suffered a sudden and unexpected height, muscle, and overall hotness reduction. ~ Cassandra Clare

Jem: Come in.
Jace: Where's Brother Zachariah?
Jem: I'm right here. Jace Herondale. And once more a Herondale is the object of my deliverance. I should have anticipated. ~ Cassandra Clare

. I'll find you something. Something that says Herondale."
"I could slay with my deadly sense of humor and wicked charm," said Kit.
"Now that says Herondale." Jace looked pleased. ~ Cassandra Clare

How swiftly you dismiss our love... ~ Cassandra Clare

Christopher, family for me was never blood. It was always the family I chose. But it turns out it's nice to have someone I'm related to in this world. Someone I can tell boring family stories to. Do you know about Will Herondale? Or James Herondale?"
"I don't think so," said Kit.
"Excellent. Hours of your time will be ruined," said Jace. ~ Cassandra Clare

Jon, Julie, and the others in the elite course, who had been devastated to miss Falling Out of Trees with Jace Herondale 101, all stared over as if ready to leap up and save Jace from the bad company he'd fallen into, carry him away in a litter made of chocolate and roses, and bear his children. ~ Cassandra Clare

Take freedom as your right. ~ Cassandra Clare

Alec and I are unafraid to express our manly love," said Jace. "Sometimes he carries me around like a swooning damsel."
"Really?" said Kit.
"No," said Jace. "I'm very heavy, especially when fully armed. What did you want to talk to me about?"
"Actually, that," said Kit.
"My weight? ~ Cassandra Clare

Have you fallen in love with wrong person yet? ~ Cassandra Clare

very funny my sarcastic friend ~ Cassandra Clare

I thought: classic Jace. Never makes a mess when a total catastrophe will do. ~ Cassandra Clare

Something snapped inside Maryse. He is not a Herondale. He is a Lightwood. Jace Lightwood. He's my son. ~ Cassandra Clare

Being too cool for school was Jace's thing. ~ Cassandra Clare

Jace Herondale plays the piano very well."
"And he knows it."
"That sounds like a Herondale." Tessa laughed. ~ Cassandra Clare

Jace shot finger guns at Julie Beauvale, who had turned bright pink.
"Good to see you, bestie," he said.
Simon's shoulders were shaking. Isabelle, who had been watching with a half smile, patted his back.
Clary scrunched her nose at Jace. ~ Cassandra Clare

To love is to destroy, to destroy is to love. -Jace Herondale ~ Cassandra Clare

I'm not going to kiss you," Simon said. "Ever."
"I've never heard anyone say that before," Jace mused. "It was a unique experience. ~ Cassandra Clare

When he let go of Clary, he turned and hugged Jace. Clary watched, tears running down her face. ~ Cassandra Clare

And tell them what?" Jace said witheringly. "That invisible people are bothering you? Trust me, little girl, the police aren't going to arrest someone they can't see ~ Cassandra Clare

What happens in the demon realms stays in the demon realms, said Jace. ~ Cassandra Clare

Jace," she said. "Why are you doing this to me?"
"Because you're lying to me. And you're lying to yourself." Jace's eyes were blazing, and even though his hands were stuffed into his pockets, she could see that they were knotted into fists. ~ Cassandra Clare

Hey, Clary. You take care of yourself," he said. "I know you can." He paused. "And take care of Jace, that poor, helpless blond."
Jace made an obscene gesture, which actually did feel familiar to Simon, so he knew that was their thing. ~ Cassandra Clare

Simon looked for his friend Jace, who was kneeling by himself in the overgrown grass and sharpening a short blade against a stone. Simon assumed Jace had his reasons for this; or possibly he just knew he looked cool doing it. Possibly he and Isabelle could do a joint photo shoot for Badass Monthly. ~ Cassandra Clare

What's the Nephilim motto again?"
" 'We are dust and shadows,' " said Ty, not looking up from his book.
"Some of us are very handsome dust," Jace added ~ Cassandra Clare

Are you still mad because i broke your phone" Jace said. "Because you broke my wrist, so i'd said we're even"
"It was sprained," Alec said. "Not broken, sprained ~ Cassandra Clare

Where did you get that?" Jace looked down and saw that the spider demon's poison had eaten a hole in his shirt, leaving a good deal of his left shoulder bare.
"The shirt? At Macy's Winter sale. ~ Cassandra Clare

You are a great deal of trouble, Jace Herondale ~ Cassandra Clare

Jace Herondale and Clary Fairchild ran the New York Institute. ~ Cassandra Clare

Enormous? Did you just call me fat? ~ Cassandra Clare

And I would do it again. I love you, Jace Wayland-Herondale-Lightwood-whatever you want to call yourself. I don't care. I love you and I will always love you, and pretending it could be any other ways is just a waste of time. ~ Cassandra Clare

To love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be destroyed ~ Cassandra Clare

Love make us a liar. Jace Wayland/Herondale, City of Ashes ~ Cassandra Clare

What?"
Jace was standing up now.
"When you first step off. Bend the knees right away. Otherwise you did pretty well."
"But what about Isabelle?" Simon asked. "What do I do?"
"I have no idea," Jace said.
"So you just came here to torture me and talk about yourself?" Simon demanded.
"Oh, Simon, Simon, Simon," said Jace. "You may not remember, but that's kind of our thing."
With that, he walked away, clearly aware of the admiring glances that followed his every step. ~ Cassandra Clare

I think I want to be a Herondale, ~ Cassandra Clare

I only have two reactions to bad news. Uncontrollable rage and then a sharp left turn into boiling self-hatred. ~ Cassandra Clare

I watch Jace Herondale play, and I see the ghosts that rise up in the music. Don't you?" "Ghosts are memories, and we carry them because those we love do not leave the world." "Yes," she said. I just wish he were here to see this with us, just here with us one more time. ~ Cassandra Clare

Every time I think I'm missing a piece of me, you give it back. ~ Cassandra Clare

There's nothing wrong with George. It is not possible to find fault with George. He's a perfect Scottish angel. He always shares the snacks that his mother sends him and he's better- looking than Jace. There, I said it. I'm not taking it back. ~ Cassandra Clare

Just kissing? How quicky you dismiss our love. -Jace ~ Cassandra Clare

We have a name," said Jace. "Magnes B-"
"Shut up." Alec hissed, thwacking Jace with his closed menu. Jace looked injured.
"Jesus," he rubbed his arm. "What's your problem? ~ Cassandra Clare

Foolish men usually rule because the smart ones don't really need the attention.
-Cameron Jace, Pentimento ~ Cameron Jace

All monsters must die except the beautiful ones ~ Cameron Jace

You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock."
"Very amusing, my sarcastic friend. It's not a rock, precisely. All Shadowhunters have a witchlight rune-stone. ~ Cassandra Clare

( ... )I don't know who I am. I look like Stephen Herondale, and I act like a Lightwood and I talk like my father- like Valentine. So I see myself in your eyes and i try to be that person and I think faith might be enough to make me who you wnat me to be. (Jace, to Clary) ~ Cassandra Clare

Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves. ~ Cassandra Clare

All that existed was Jace; all she felt, hoped, breathed, wanted, and saw was Jace. Nothing else mattered. ~ Cassandra Clare

Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic. ~ Leonardo DiCaprio

And the Clave wants to meet Clarissa. You know that, Jace."
"The Clave can screw itself."
"Jace," Maryse said, sounding genuinely parental for a change. "Language."
"The Clave wants a lot of things," Jace amended. "It shouldn't necessarily get them all. ~ Cassandra Clare

He is and will forever be my precious Cinnamon roll!!! ~ Virginia Ronan Herondale

That guy over there in the corner is totally looking the other way," Jace observed, pointing at the TV screen. "A spinning wheel kick would put him out of commission."

"I can't kick people in this game. I can only shoot them. See?" Kyle mashed some buttons.

"That's stupid." Jace looked over and seemed to see Simon for the first time. "Back from your breakfast meeting, I see," he said without much welcome in his tone. "I bet you thought you were very clever, sneaking off like that. ~ Cassandra Clare

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean. ~ Kat Dennings

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor. ~ Rachel Maddow

It would be ironic, Magnus thought, terribly and cruelly ironic, for one Herondale to be saved by love, and another Herondale damned by it. ~ Cassanda Clare

I didn't know," he said. "I didn't know you needed me."
Her voice shook. "I always need you ~ Cassandra Clare

You can run out of garlic, you can't really run out of music ~ Jace Wayland

Brother Zachariah had no reason to support the Lightwoods, but everyone deserved a second chance if they wanted that chance enough.
And one of Robert Lightwood's ancestors had been a woman called Cecily Herondale. ~ Cassandra Clare

Jace whistled. "Raphael is really having an exceptionally bad night."
-Jace, pg.283- ~ Cassandra Clare

As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219 ~ Cassandra Clare

This one incident I will not allow you to shrug off!"
"I wasn't planning to," Jace said. "I can't shrug anything off. My shoulder's dislocated."
-Hodge & Jace, pg.296- ~ Cassandra Clare

The world outside is mad, but it's also beautiful. ~ Cameron Jace

Things must be loved before they are lovely. ~ Cameron Jace

Confess your madness and it will all subside ~ Cameron Jace

Live mean or die trying. ~ Cameron Jace

Humans are still monsters. Always will be. ~ Cameron Jace

Remember: Evil is a point of View ~ Cameron Jace

Insane things come to those who wait. ~ Cameron Jace

Being picky isn't helping when you're trapped in a morgue. ~ Cameron Jace

As they passed through the crowd, people blinked at them until finally Lily Chen, looking annoyed, stood up and said, in a loud, bored voice, "I cannot believe my own eyes. Isn't that Jace Herondale and Clary Fairchild, back from THE DEAD? ~ Cassandra Clare

This was Jace being brave. Simon thought, brave and snarky because he thought Lilith was going to kill him, and that was the way he wanted to go, unafraid and on his feet. Like a warrior. The way Shadowhunters did. His death song would always be this-jokes and snideness and pretend arrogance, and that look in his eyes that said 'I'm better than you'. Simon just hadn't realized it before. ~ Cassandra Clare

Is the most pitiful word in history, and it's a lame excuse, ~ Cameron Jace

Every child's dream is to push a button and kill imaginary friends. ~ Cameron Jace

She felt him sigh, and then his hand covered hers where it lay on his chest. His fingers were cool, long and slender, so familiar, she would have known them in the dark. "We might live here someday," he said. "Together."
She smiled, knowing he couldn't see her, but unable to help it. "Think you can win me over with a fancy house?" she said. "Don't get ahead of yourself, Jace. Jace Herondale," she added, and wrapped her arms around him in the cold. ~ Cassandra Clare

Jace was his, no one else's. Jace always
belonged to him from the first moment
he'd laid eyes on him. Colt had claimed Jace then and never truly let him go! ~ Kindle Alexander

People loved their politicians looking good. Beauty was a must when telling lies. ~ Cameron Jace

What motivates people to stay sane in all this insanity, I don't know. ~ Cameron Jace

Alec was used to feeling a combination of affection and annoyance toward the people he loved. Typically, he'd start the relationship with a feeling of total annoyance and minimal affection, and then as time passed, the annoyance diminished and the affection grew. This described the arc of his relationship with Jace, his parabatai and closest friend, and more recently described how he'd felt about Clary Fairchild when she'd come into their lives. ~ Cassandra Clare

Do reasons matter when there's nothing that can be done to change things. ~ Cassandra Clare

Most serial killers and criminals study psychology at some point. It's easier to spot them that way, ~ Cameron Jace

Only adults are so messed up that they rationalize the need to have a reason for being happy, ~ Cameron Jace

Are you functional?" - Leo ~ Cameron Jace

Let the madness begin. ~ Cameron Jace

I came to see that I could not bring someone home when they were already there. ~ Cassandra Clare

Sometimes in life all we can do is keep climbing, even when it doesn't make any sense anymore. ~ Cameron Jace

He had lost Will Herondale. And he did not know if he could ever get him back. ~ Cassandra Clare

Tell me, Alice." He rubs something off his trousers. "On a scale from one to insanity, how insane are you? ~ Cameron Jace

times that have long passed by but we remember like yesterday are usually the ones most important and we wish to relive. ~ Jace

Simon went over to Jace and dropped the soup can into the cart. "So what was all that about?"
"I think," Jace said, "that she asked if she could touch my mango. ~ Cassandra Clare

Take it from me: sane is mundane, insanity is the new black. ~ Cameron Jace

I will tell you who Jack is exactly when you finish this mission. ~ Cameron Jace

I can't go back to yesterday because I was someone else then. ~ Cameron Jace

Elegantly yet beastly, caring yet deadly, she comes down to me. ~ Cameron Jace

Finally, we realize who he is. We're staring at the Muffin Man himself. ~ Cameron Jace

In all history, art has been the food of the poor, ~ Cameron Jace

Looooook!" Axel pointed ahead. "Holy Lord-"Axel shrieked. "Of the rings. ~ Cameron Jace

I have to admit, insanity is so much fun. ~ Cameron Jace

The only way to survive insanity is to admit it. ~ Cameron Jace

If close my eyes and open them again, will my world ever change for the better? ~ Cameron Jace

We're all allowed to be scared and pee in our pans once in a while. ~ Cameron Jace