Evanovich Fox Quotes

I hate shopping for clothes," Kate said. "I liked when I was in the military and all I needed was camouflage gear."

"Shopping can be fun. Especially when it's for a con. It's the first step in creating a character. Isn't there anything you enjoy buying? Lingerie? Shoes? Jewelry?"

"Shoes are okay. I don't have to take my clothes off to try them on."

"You don't like to take your clothes off?"

"It's the lighting in the dressing rooms. It makes you look fat and anemic. And pulling clothes on and off wrecks my hair."

Nick put his hand on her head and ruffled her hair. "Like this?"

Kate jumped away. "Stop it! I have enough hair problems without you making it worse."

"Maybe if you ran a brush through it once in a while."

"Maybe if you'd keep your hands off it!"

Nick grinned and hugged her into him. "Are we a team, or what? Stick with me and I'll get you to enjoy taking your clothes off."

"You're flirting with me."

"Stating a fact," Nick said. ~ Janet Evanovich

They were actually sitting at a table, like two old friends, not like the hunter
and the hunted. And it wasn't especially awkward. They were comfortable together,
despite the fact that she'd hit him with a bus. Maybe his scheme would work. ~ Janet Evanovich

Her brown hair was pulled back in a ponytail, and her flawless skin had a slight sheen from her dash across the parking lot and up the stairs. Sexy, but he suspected the fantasy the sheen inspired was better than the reality. She was the job. Probably wore Kevlar to bed. End of story. Still, he did enjoy playing with her. He liked her big blue eyes, cute little nose, slim athletic body, and her earnest dedication to making the world a more law-abiding place. It made his dedication to crime much more interesting. ~ Janet Evanovich

She opened a beer and took a sip. "You'd really go all the way to Greece, and run a covert operation again, just so I can have the satisfaction of capturing Nick Fox?" "Sure," he said. "We don't get nearly enough quality father-daughter time. ~ Janet Evanovich

I can't wear this," she said from inside the dressing room. "It's too small."
"Let's see," Nick said. "Come on out."
"Get me a bigger size. A lot bigger."
Nick opened the door and looked in at Kate. "Whoa," he said on a gush of air. His pupils dilated to the point where his brown eyes were almost totally black, and Kate decided the dress must look better than she'd first thought.
"Well?" she asked.
"I think I'm in love," Nick said. "But then my brain isn't completely engaged right now. That's not where the blood is flowing."
"Too much information" Kate said. "It would have been enough to tell me I look okay."
"Honey you look a lot better than okay."
"You don't think I look slutty?"
"Not at these prices," Nick said. ~ Janet Evanovich

Yeah, I'm a thief."
"Honey, that's such a turn-on."
He reached for her, and she jumped away.
"Stand down," Kate said. "My hands are lethal weapons."
Nick backed her against the wall and leaned into her. "I've go a better lethal weapon than you do," he said. "Wanna see it?"
"No!"
Good lord, she could feel his lethal weapon pressing against her belly. It was big and hard. And as much as she hated to admit it, his big, hard weapon was exactly what she needed. She looked down and gasped because it was so perfect.
"Is this for me?" she asked.
"Absolutely," he said. "Take it if you want it."
"I want it," she said. "I really, really want it."
It was a Toblerone bar. Giant size. ~ Janet Evanovich

Sure, he was attracted to her, but women always had to go beyond that.
Women [had] nesting fantasies. It wasn't long before they were
redecorating your apartment and criticizing your choice of mustard. ~ Janet Evanovich

Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines. Holy ~ Janet Evanovich

Exercise improves your sex life.
Ranger to Stephanie ~ Janet Evanovich

every other aspect of his life. He had the ~ Janet Evanovich

It was a Geek Squad badge from Best Buy. ~ Janet Evanovich

The law is for people who have nothing to hide. ~ Janet Evanovich

Bitch, this is a gun... ~ Janet Evanovich

His participation was in the ballpark of a pity fuck. ~ Janet Evanovich

Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded. ~ Janet Evanovich

Gravy isn't a food group." "Say what? ~ Janet Evanovich

Anyone else would have just killed the alligator ~ Janet Evanovich

fault." Ranger tightened his hold on my neck. ~ Janet Evanovich

I had a long history of calamitous mishaps. ~ Janet Evanovich

I have bad car juju."
-Stephanie Plum ~ Janet Evanovich

He could freeze his stupid dick off for all I cared. ~ Janet Evanovich

You're scared now, I can smell it ...
Benito Ramirez ~ Janet Evanovich

It's fucking hard to be classy ~ Janet Evanovich

I woke up completely entangled with Ranger. ~ Janet Evanovich

Buffet." "Do you know what casino she ~ Janet Evanovich

It was one of those impulse things ~ Janet Evanovich

Congratulations. You caught yourself a Munchkin. ~ Janet Evanovich

These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum ~ Janet Evanovich

Ranger leaned closer and lowered his voice. ~ Janet Evanovich

bottles of water on it to keep ~ Janet Evanovich

Deedee is really very sweet, he whispered. ~ Janet Evanovich

Ranger was grinning. "Somebody beat the shit out of this guy before he got shot."
"That would be me."I said.
"Babe,"Ranger said, the grin widening. ~ Janet Evanovich

I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy ~ Janet Evanovich

Uh-oh," Ranger said. "you been reading those Nancy Drew books again? ~ Janet Evanovich

Um, Emerson?" she said. "I've reached the end of my rope. ~ Janet Evanovich

You come from a long line of scary women Ranger finally said. ~ Janet Evanovich

years old and widowed. No children. He'd sold his insurance business ~ Janet Evanovich

If you buy chocolate with loose change the calories don't count. ~ Janet Evanovich

Almost everybody I know has died," Grandma said. "Bunch of wimps. ~ Janet Evanovich

Damn skippy it's a flea collar. I'm not taking no chances. ~ Janet Evanovich

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator.
Stephanie Plum ~ Janet Evanovich

It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence.
Joe Morelli ~ Janet Evanovich

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her.
Ranger ~ Janet Evanovich

I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem. ~ Janet Evanovich

About that proposal, cupcake..."
Morelli ~ Janet Evanovich

Cupcake, your middle name is trouble. ~ Janet Evanovich

Dancing hotdogs don't say shit. ~ Janet Evanovich

Virgil said fortune favors the bold. ~ Janet Evanovich

Saved by the grandma"
Ranger ~ Janet Evanovich

Everyone's childhood is strange. It prepares you for the strangeness of adulthood." Riley ~ Janet Evanovich

Were really screwed up, aren't we?"
"In a very large way. ~ Janet Evanovich

It was two whacked-out guys who said they always wanted to kidnap a midget. ~ Janet Evanovich

Tinted windows rounded the corner, obviously chasing Kevin. It blew past us, screeching to a ~ Janet Evanovich

Maybe next time we just open the door and start out with some bitch slapping. ~ Janet Evanovich

You're his what?" "Amanuensis. ~ Janet Evanovich

Nice tackle, babe."
Ranger ~ Janet Evanovich

Stephanie Plum, psycho bait. ~ Janet Evanovich

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons"
Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones ~ Janet Evanovich

I have people trying to kill me. A giraffe is low on my list of disturbances. ~ Janet Evanovich

Holy Crap,' Carolli said. 'You shot Jesus. That's gonna take a lot of Hail Marys. ~ Janet Evanovich

A book?" he asked. "Yeah, remember before television and computers we used to do this thing called reading? ~ Janet Evanovich

I try hard not to make the same mistake more than 3 or 4 times in a row. ~ Janet Evanovich

Be still my heart. ~ Janet Evanovich

ONE FOR THE MONEY ~ Janet Evanovich

THREE TO GET DEADLY ~ Janet Evanovich

What the hell is that?" I laughed.
"It's my fox hat."
"Your fox hat?"
"Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat."
"Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked.
"Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox. ~ John Green

Your cousin Maureen just got a job at the button factory. They're probably still hiring.
Helen Plum ~ Janet Evanovich

Riley reminded herself that she was a professional, and stabbing Emerson with her nail file wouldn't be appropriate. ~ Janet Evanovich

Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy. ~ Janet Evanovich

Unzipping that body bag didn't bother me," Ranger said, "but I'm going to have nightmares over this casino. ~ Janet Evanovich

If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert. ~ Janet Evanovich

I checked out the wine. Screw cap. The greatest invention since fire. ~ Janet Evanovich

Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped
- Ranger ~ Janet Evanovich

Are you hungry?" Grandma asked me. "Do you need breakfast?" "I'm famished! ~ Janet Evanovich

Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me. ~ Janet Evanovich

She already knew she would never build up an adequate immunity to his dimples. ~ Stephanie Evanovich

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect
Stephanie ~ Janet Evanovich

Superheroes are make-believe."
"Oh yeah?" Lula said. "What about God?"
"Hmmmm. ~ Janet Evanovich

Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?
-Ranger ~ Janet Evanovich

And said she was having meatballs and wedding cake for dinner. ~ Janet Evanovich

Life is a journey, not a destination," Emerson said. "One must live in the moment. ~ Janet Evanovich

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist! ~ Janet Evanovich

Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No. ~ Janet Evanovich

I need mood music. I gotta get myself ready to kick butt.
Lula - High Five ~ Janet Evanovich

He smiled when he saw me ... and it was the nice smile that included his eyes. ~ Janet Evanovich

My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think ~ Janet Evanovich

Whoa. Time out. It's been a long, stressful day, but let's not talk crazy. ~ Janet Evanovich

In a society where everyman is fox-minded, you need to be foxier than the fox! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

I got a free beer for a $5 tip ~ Janet Evanovich

I would have graduated higher, but I flunked gravy. ~ Janet Evanovich

Concentrate on doing the job, not the fear. ~ Janet Evanovich

Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. 'You're the big bad wolf.'
There are some similarities. ~ Janet Evanovich

Most fathers don't show up with hand grenades and bowie knives."
"They should be ashamed of themselves," Jake said. ~ Janet Evanovich

FARC, the Colombian rebels who've been funding their revolution against the state with kidnapping, extortion, and drug dealing. ~ Janet Evanovich

I cut my eyes to the alley. Ranger was still there, doubled over the steering wheel, shaking with laughter. ~ Janet Evanovich

Grandma pulled a .44 magnum out of her purse. Everybody duck, and I'll shoot out his tires. ~ Janet Evanovich

With the exception of dessert, food is food. ~ Janet Evanovich

I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay. ~ Janet Evanovich

Stroll around and look sexy, ask annoying questions, in general get on everyone's nerves. All those things that come naturally to you. ~ Janet Evanovich

I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?
Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six ~ Janet Evanovich