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I think the 'Lethal Weapon' movies contain my favorite performances. It sounds really crummy, I know, but although the work doesn't look hard, it's difficult to create 'effortless' on screen. ~ Mel Gibson
Lethal Weapon quotes by Mel Gibson
We all grew up in that era. I'm a little younger than these guys [Will Forte and John Solomon], but I would say all of us are huge fans of the original "MacGyver" series, and obviously we found that inspiration for the original pitch for MacGruber. We took his name and made it stupid. In terms of the inspiration for the movie, that really came from our love for late '80s/early '90s action movies - the whole "Lethal Weapon" series and "Rambo" and "Die Hard," every single [Arnold] Schwarzenegger and [Sylvester] Stallone film. ~ Will Forte
Lethal Weapon quotes by Will Forte
If you can run six miles on a summer day, then you, my friend, are a lethal weapon in the animal kingdom. ~ Christopher McDougall
Lethal Weapon quotes by Christopher McDougall
An emotion that lives with me is a sense of 'what might have been' had injuries not robbed me of my most lethal weapon - speed. ~ Michael Owen
Lethal Weapon quotes by Michael Owen
We take a beautiful little boy and we put him in a diaper and we give him a lethal weapon and we say LOVE. Which makes absolutely no sense. ~ Mark Hart
Lethal Weapon quotes by Mark Hart
Forgiveness is the only lethal weapon which can destroy all evil. ~ Abraham Varghese
Lethal Weapon quotes by Abraham Varghese
Any sufficiently advanced lingerie is indistinguishable from a lethal weapon. ~ Charles Stross
Lethal Weapon quotes by Charles Stross
Phoebe, you're the most amazing lover I've ever had. You're sexy, responsive to the point of being a lethal weapon, sweet, funny, caring and if I had a box of condoms, I'd use every single one before sunup. ~ Susan Mallery
Lethal Weapon quotes by Susan   Mallery
What kind of a man thinks it's appropriate to give his soon- to-be bride a lethal weapon for a wedding present? ~ Victoria Laurie
Lethal Weapon quotes by Victoria Laurie
I am an intellectual thug who has been slowly accumulating a private arsenal with every intention of using it. In a mindless age every insight takes on the character of a lethal weapon. Every man of good will is the enemy of society. ~ Marshall McLuhan
Lethal Weapon quotes by Marshall McLuhan
Her eyes traveled down the black T-shirt he wore. Pfft, he might as well be naked. It clung to him like a second skin giving her a clear view of lean, hard muscles. She licked her lips. Gods, what it would feel like to be his T-shirt. She was positive if he turned around his ass would be considered a lethal weapon in those jeans. ~ Valerie Twombly
Lethal Weapon quotes by Valerie Twombly
Few people know this, but I am a trained assassin, skilled in jujitsu and krav maga. I can also, with a few folds, turn an ordinary piece of notebook paper into a lethal weapon. Or I can turn it into a butterfly, which is a great trick when I'm babysitting."
I fought a smile. "A trained assassin who babysits."
"Only the Greene twins and only because their family gets every premium channel on the planet. ~ Laurie Halse Anderson
Lethal Weapon quotes by Laurie Halse Anderson
The position of women, over the years, has definitely changed for the worse. we women have behaved like mugs, We have clamoured to be allowed to work as men work. Men, not being fools, have taken kindly to the idea. Why supoort a wife? What's wrong with a wife supporting herself? She wants to do it. By golly, she can go on doing it!
it seems sad that having established ourselves so cleverly as the "weaker sex" we should now be broadly on a par with the women of primitive tribes who toil in the fields all day, walk miles to gather camelthorn for fuel, and on trek carry all the pots, pans, and household equipment on their heads, while the gorgeous, ornamental male sweeps on ahead, unburdened save for one lethal weapon with which to defend his women. ~ Agatha Christie
Lethal Weapon quotes by Agatha Christie
Miles and I had been looking to do a martial arts show for some time. Our first two movies that we wrote were "Lethal Weapon 4" and "Shanghai Noon" with Jackie Chan. Then we sort of got pulled into the superhero world, but then you look around at what's not on television and there wasn't really a martial arts shows. There are shows that do martial arts to a degree, but there's not a martial arts show. ~ Alfred Gough
Lethal Weapon quotes by Alfred Gough
I sit here with you now with one sure answer. Love is the most potent bond, the most elaborate trap, the most irresistible object, and the most lethal weapon. I am everything with it, and nothing without it. ~ Suenammi Richards
Lethal Weapon quotes by Suenammi Richards
My toe as a lethal weapon! ~ Azar Nafisi
Lethal Weapon quotes by Azar Nafisi
Frustration

If I had a shiny gun,
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;

Or had I some poison gas,
I could make the moments pass
Bumping off a number of
People whom I do not love.

But I have no lethal weapon-
Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!
So they still are quick and well
Who should be, by rights, in hell. ~ Dorothy Parker
Lethal Weapon quotes by Dorothy Parker
I'm sorry," she whispered.
Zane shifted off of her. "What?"
"I shouldn't have done that."
"Done what?"
She heard the caution in his voice.
"I was too…you know."
"I don't know," he said. "Too, what?"
"Wanton."
There wasn't any sound. Not even a hint of sound. Then he laughed. It wasn't a chuckle. It was a huge, from-the-belly laugh. The kind that made it impossible for the person laughing to move or breathe or even stop.
"Zane?" She shook his arm.
He continued to laugh. The sound seemed to echo all around them.
"Zane, stop. You'll wake up everyone."
That seemed to get his attention. She sensed his attempt to control himself, although a few guffaws escaped.
"This isn't funny," she told him in a heated whisper.
He leaned close. She couldn't see him, but she could feel him.
"Phoebe, you're the most amazing lover I've ever had. You're sexy, responsive to the point of being a lethal weapon, sweet, funny, caring and if I had a box of condoms, I'd use every single one before sunup. But you're not wanton."
His words made her feel a little better, but only a little. "I don't usually, you know, climax that much. Or at all."
"You did with me."
"I know."
"I wanted to please you."
She smiled. "I could tell."
"So what's the problem?"
"I don't want you to think less of me."
He touched her cheek, then outlined her mouth. "I think the world of you."
Her concern faded like mis ~ Susan Mallery
Lethal Weapon quotes by Susan   Mallery
Let's live to regret this (Martin Riggs [Mel Gibson] to Lorna Cole [Rene Russo] in Lethal Weapon 3) ~ Martin Riggs
Lethal Weapon quotes by Martin Riggs
No, in Lethal Weapon I was a taxi cab driver that Mel jumps in front of the taxi and pulls me out of the car and steals the taxi. Then I did some other indie driving for some of the car sequences. ~ David R. Ellis
Lethal Weapon quotes by David R. Ellis
I'm a customer and I ask you where I can find Lethal Weapon. What do you do?" Me: "Call the cops?" Martin ~ T. Torrest
Lethal Weapon quotes by T. Torrest
I have a respect for the 3-D computer-generated action movies, but my first love is stuff like 'Lethal Weapon.' ~ Josh Peck
Lethal Weapon quotes by Josh Peck
So is there any part of you that's not a lethal weapon? (Kiara) No. Even my wits are sharpened. (Nykyrian) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Lethal Weapon quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised. ~ George W. Bush
Lethal Weapon quotes by George W. Bush
Nick observed the flicker of appreciation in her brown eyes. He wasn't particularly surprised. She was just the type to like them tall, dark, and carrying a lethal weapon. ~ Sarah Rees Brennan
Lethal Weapon quotes by Sarah Rees Brennan
A weapon is only an extension of one's own persona; as lethal or useless as the person wielding it. ~ Anurag Shourie
Lethal Weapon quotes by Anurag Shourie
Yeah, I'm a thief."
"Honey, that's such a turn-on."
He reached for her, and she jumped away.
"Stand down," Kate said. "My hands are lethal weapons."
Nick backed her against the wall and leaned into her. "I've go a better lethal weapon than you do," he said. "Wanna see it?"
"No!"
Good lord, she could feel his lethal weapon pressing against her belly. It was big and hard. And as much as she hated to admit it, his big, hard weapon was exactly what she needed. She looked down and gasped because it was so perfect.
"Is this for me?" she asked.
"Absolutely," he said. "Take it if you want it."
"I want it," she said. "I really, really want it."
It was a Toblerone bar. Giant size. ~ Janet Evanovich
Lethal Weapon quotes by Janet Evanovich
My whole body is a lethal weapon, you know. I know more ways to kill you than you know how to die. ~ Jonathan Maberry
Lethal Weapon quotes by Jonathan Maberry
You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat? ~ Jennifer Crusie
Lethal Weapon quotes by Jennifer Crusie
Families survive the Terrible Twos because toddlers aren't strong enough to kill with their hands and aren't capable of using lethal weapons. A 2-year-old with the physical capacities of an adult would be terrifying. ~ Paul Bloom
Lethal Weapon quotes by Paul Bloom
Why should freedom of speech and freedom of press be allowed? Why should a government which is doing what it believes to be right allow itself to be criticized? It would not allow opposition by lethal weapons. Ideas are much more fatal things than guns. Why should any man be allowed to buy a printing press and disseminate pernicious opinions calculated to embarrass the government? ~ Vladimir Lenin
Lethal Weapon quotes by Vladimir Lenin
Ah, yes, the departmental shrink. And in the silence that followed, he knew everyone was waiting for him to groan, but he wasn't a Lethal Weapon wild card, damn it.
Yeah. For example, he couldn't dislocate his shoulder, he didn't live on the beach with a dog, and he wasn't rocking a death wish. You're welcome. ~ J.R. Ward
Lethal Weapon quotes by J.R. Ward
Culture and education are the lethal weapons against all kinds of fundamentalism. ~ Marjane Satrapi
Lethal Weapon quotes by Marjane Satrapi
To me, in a perfect world, you have the flavor and the magic of movies like 48 Hours, Lethal Weapon and Bad Boys. ~ Ice Cube
Lethal Weapon quotes by Ice Cube
I just think that particular brand of sexy isn't a woman's best weapon, and it's definitely not her only one. If you reduce yourself to that, then that's what people will see. They won't notice anything else about you. ~ Abigail Strom
Lethal Weapon quotes by Abigail Strom
I was struggling against corruption and the only thing ... my only weapon was to put the truth in the medias and of course it made me win lots of enemies that didn't want me to just denounce what was happening. ~ Ingrid Betancourt
Lethal Weapon quotes by Ingrid Betancourt
It used to be you needed to have a very large sophisticated state before you could even have a nuclear weapon ... Now the technology is widespread enough. It doesn't take very many people to be able to cobble together a devastating attack, and all it takes is one. ~ Dick Cheney
Lethal Weapon quotes by Dick Cheney
You are part of the world's most feared and trusted force. Engage your brain before you engage your weapon. ~ James Mattis
Lethal Weapon quotes by James Mattis
So there's that, and then there's always things you can do with the tips. Except for this, what they call the arrow tips, they'll all be non-lethal cause again we're not trying kill anybody, just sort of take control of the situation. They'll probably throw in a lot of gimmicks with the tips and trick arrows, and things like that. And ya the new, cool ... ~ Jeremy Renner
Lethal Weapon quotes by Jeremy Renner
Generally 'training' went something akin to this:
"So what you have to do is - "
Shoot you in the fucking head with your own gun because it would be painfully easy to disarm you with the way you're holding that weapon.
"Understand?"
Sin stared at the man blankly before raising his own weapon and unloading his entire clip into the paper target. He didn't speak and didn't even look at where he was shooting before placing the standard issued gun in front of him as he watched his 'trainer' expectantly.
The man, whose name he had not bothered to pay attention to, gave him a strange look and examined the target as it slid closer to them from across the range. His expression became incredulous as he took in the completely obliterated 'head' and he turned on Sin with a frown. "You killed it."
"Yes."
"You were only supposed to immobilize it…"
"Oh."
Fucking civilians. ~ Santino Hassell
Lethal Weapon quotes by Santino Hassell
His grin is nuclear kind of gorgeous.
Jesus, so gorgeous, it should be registered as a weapon.
His parents should be slapped for making him this hot. ~ V. Theia
Lethal Weapon quotes by V. Theia
The center console rattled when it hinged open, and after futilely pawing around for a bottle of
aspirin, Steele settled on the FN Five-seven instead.


Most of the time Steele carried a modified Colt 1911. The .45 was an old gun, and the only thing his father left at the house
before he disappeared. It was Steele's most cherished possession, but not the right weapon for what he had planned ~ Sean Parnell
Lethal Weapon quotes by Sean  Parnell
Because I am fully aware of what the word "fat" means - what it really means, when you say it, or think it. It's not just a simple, descriptive word like "brunette" or "34." It's a swear word. It's a weapon. It's a sociological subspecies. It's an accusation, dismissal, and rejection. ~ Caitlin Moran
Lethal Weapon quotes by Caitlin Moran
The picture he was cleaning showed an armored figure standing in a desolate landscape. It had no weapon, but held a staff bearing a strange, stiff banner. The visor of this figure's helmet was entirely of gold, without eye slits or ventilation; in its polished surface the deathly desert could be seen in reflection, and nothing more. ~ Gene Wolfe
Lethal Weapon quotes by Gene Wolfe
So how big is this thing anyway?" Desideria asked
Chayden made a sound of irritation. "You know, that's not really a question I want to hear my younger sister ask a man, especially not one I consider a friend, while he's lying bare-assed on my floor."
Hauk and Fain laughed.
Desideria was less than amused. "Remember, brother, I'm currently the only one holding a weapon."
Caillen glared at him. "Really, Chay, why don't you concentrate on the people trying to kill us right now? 'Preciate it, pun'kin." He turned his attention to her. "About the size of your smallest fingernail."
Fain laughed again. "Damn, I should have been taping that response and using it for playback at every party from here until I die. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Lethal Weapon quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
It was the Sermon on the Mount, rather than a doctrine of passive resistance, that initially inspired the Negroes of Montgomery to dignified social action. It was Jesus of Nazareth that stirred the Negroes to protest with the creative weapon of love. As ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
Lethal Weapon quotes by Martin Luther King, Jr.
Nowadays, anyone who wishes to combat lies and ignorance and to write the truth must overcome at least five difficulties. He must have the courage to write the truth when truth is everywhere opposed; the keenness to recognize it, although it is everywhere concealed; the skill to manipulate it as a weapon; the judgment to select those in whose hands it will be effective; and the running to spread the truth among such persons. ~ Bertolt Brecht
Lethal Weapon quotes by Bertolt Brecht
When passages are taken out of context and twisted, the result is a powerful, manipulative, and dangerous weapon indeed. ~ Lauren Drain
Lethal Weapon quotes by Lauren Drain
The general instrument by which God interferes in the affairs of men is by the weapon of LIGHT ~ Sunday Adelaja
Lethal Weapon quotes by Sunday Adelaja
I think being able to be malleable is a great weapon and I'm a very, very good strategist. I create the most amazing strategies in my head and I have created the most extraordinary strategies in my head for my career ... ~ Salma Hayek
Lethal Weapon quotes by Salma Hayek
VW Valley is one of the final mountains one climbs on Selection--but it's among the worst.
VW stands for Voluntary Withdrawal, and when you see the mountain you can understand why people have often quit here.
Steep, windswept, and boggy--and at mile thirty it is the point where many recruits quit and remove themselves from the course--broken by the sheer distance, weight, and speed.
But not me. Not now.
On my backside, I slid down the first steep reentrant leading into the bowl of the valley. I was using the butt of my weapon to steer me as I glissaded down the snow, and I finally slowed at the bottom, near an iced-over stream.
I crossed it and started straight up the face with Trucker behind me.
On and on and on--until finally at the crest I collapsed and waited for him.
Trux's feet were both badly swollen. Later on he discovered that he'd broken both of his big toes somewhere around this point. It was purely from the incessant pounding his feet were taking. He was in agony.
I heard him muttering under his breath. He was mumbling Bible verses to himself.
We had often both quietly prayed together before the big marches. Now we needed that help more than ever.
"I am holding you by your right hand…Do not be afraid. I am here to help you." Isaiah, 41:13.
If ever I needed to hear such words it was now.
It is easy to be cynical and to think you do not need help when all is going your way; but if Selection taught me anyth ~ Bear Grylls
Lethal Weapon quotes by Bear Grylls
We may like to combat disease or even want to cure death. We may try to surf on the waves of infinity and attempt to kill mortality. Nobody, though, ever recovers from the lethal illness. In the meantime, we'd better unlock temporal moments that deliver touches of eternity. They, for sure, never disappoint. (" Living on probation") ~ Erik Pevernagie
Lethal Weapon quotes by Erik Pevernagie
In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female. ~ Cyril Connolly
Lethal Weapon quotes by Cyril Connolly
Nonviolence is not a weapon of the weak. It is a weapon of the strongest and bravest. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
Lethal Weapon quotes by Mahatma Gandhi
Peace is the ultimate weapon of mankind to save the future generations from extinction! ~ Avijeet Das
Lethal Weapon quotes by Avijeet Das
My motto? Don't trust someone who is just as cagey as yourself."
"What kind of detective are you?" "A lousy one and proud of it. I write, remember?"
She looked down at her hand & laughed. "Berretta doesn't make lighters." "Why I was a writer! My life revolved around fiction. I could make something up"
"She looked down at her hand & laughed. "Berretta doesn't make lighters."
"So they're not Tolstoy, they're a little shorter ... Okay, okay a lot. Go ahead, read my mystery series anyway."
"A detective has their boundaries especially me. So mine shifted occasionally ... okay a lot"
"Beat it, Buster. My temper and this mace have a hair trigger."
"Interference could be lethal." I got right up in his face, hissing, "Don't push me, I'm hormonal."
I'm not really a lousy detective, just rough around the edges. ~ Peggy A. Edelheit
Lethal Weapon quotes by Peggy A. Edelheit
You little fool. Tears are not a woman's only weapon. You've got another one between your legs, and you'd best learn to use it. You'll find men use their swords freely enough. Both kinds of swords. ~ George R R Martin
Lethal Weapon quotes by George R R Martin
You know, the Philistines have long since discarded the rack and stake as a means of suppressing the opinions they feared: they've discovered a much more deadly weapon of destruction
the wisecrack. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
Lethal Weapon quotes by W. Somerset Maugham
Self-defense is only an illusion, a dark cloak beneath which lurks a razor-sharp dagger waiting to be plunged into the first unwary victim. Whoever declares that any weapon manufactured today, whether it be a nuclear missile or a .38 special, is created for self-defense should look a little more closely at his own image in the mirror. Either he is a liar or is deceiving himself. ~ Wong Shun Leung
Lethal Weapon quotes by Wong Shun Leung
What I wanted to do was slap him down a bit with wit and words. Grammar and vocabulary as a weapon. But what kind of world would it be if we all took every opportunity presented to us to assault the weak? ~ Charles Frazier
Lethal Weapon quotes by Charles Frazier
In romance, I can't stand this scenario: A woman is awakened to find a strange man in her bedroom - and then automatically finds him attractive. I'm sorry, but if I awoke to a strange man in my bedroom, I'd be reaching for a weapon - not admiring the view. ~ Kristin Nelson
Lethal Weapon quotes by Kristin Nelson
Anyone? On Snow's visit before the Victory Tour, he challenged me to erase any doubts of my love for Peeta. "Convince me," Snow said. It seems, under that hot pink sky with Peeta's life in limbo, I finally did. And In doing so, I gave him the weapon he needed to break me. ~ Suzanne Collins
Lethal Weapon quotes by Suzanne Collins
I didn't even know this guy's name. I'd never heard him referred to as anything but "Plumber', a hideous nickname he'd dubbed himself for no other reason than that it had been his occupation Before.
Oh, and he carried a wrench around as his signature weapon.
The whole thing screamed sanity.
Not. ~ Violet Cross
Lethal Weapon quotes by Violet Cross
When Limbaugh entered the world of talk radio, the AM dial was essentially moribund. He turned it into a weapon for conservatism, and in the process, led the revolution that has ended in the disintegration of the old media monopoly. ~ Ben Shapiro
Lethal Weapon quotes by Ben Shapiro
The very concept of law that protects us from tyranny has been lost. No longer the people's shield, law has become a weapon in the hands of government. ~ Paul Craig Roberts
Lethal Weapon quotes by Paul Craig Roberts
There's no weapon that slays its victim so surely (if well aimed) as praise. ~ Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
Lethal Weapon quotes by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
Despite being extremely professional, Michael Caine has a giggle which was lethal for me because once you catch his eyes, once you realize the other person is a giggler too, it's curtains. ~ Emily Mortimer
Lethal Weapon quotes by Emily Mortimer
Truth is a weapon and lies are a necessary shield. ~ Mark Lawrence
Lethal Weapon quotes by Mark Lawrence
There's detailed information on how to assemble a nuclear weapon from parts. There's books about how to build a nuclear bomb. ~ Irwin Redlener
Lethal Weapon quotes by Irwin Redlener
The battle for our lives, and the lives and souls of our children, our husbands, our friends, our families, our neighbors, and our nation is waged on our knees. When we don't pray, it's like sitting on the sidelines watching those we love and care about scrambling through a war zone, getting shot at from every angle. When we do pray, however, we're in the battle alongside them, approaching God's power on their behalf. If we also declare the Wordog God in our prayers, then we wield a powerful weapon against which no enemy can prevail. ~ Stormie O'martian
Lethal Weapon quotes by Stormie O'martian
CHORONZON: I am a dire wolf, prey-stalking, lethal prowler.
MORPHEUS: I am a hunter, horse-mounted, wolf-stabbing.
CHORONZON: I am a horsefly, horse-stinging, hunter-throwing.
MORPHEUS: I am a spider, fly-consuming, eight legged.
CHORONZON: I am a snake, spider-devouring, posion-toothed.
MORPHEUS: I am an ox, snake-crushing, heavy-footed.
CHORONZON: I am an anthrax, butcher bacterium, warm-life destroying.
MORPHEUS: I am a world, space-floating, life-nurturing.
CHORONZON: I am a nova, all-exploding ... planet-cremating.
MORPHEUS: I am the Universe
all things encompassing, all life embracing.
CHORONZON: I am Anti-Life, the Beast of Judgment. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds ... of everything. Sss. And what will you be then, Dreamlord?
MORPHEUS: I am hope. ~ Neil Gaiman
Lethal Weapon quotes by Neil Gaiman
Eventually, our brains may be connected directly and seamlessly to our lifelogs, so that our external memories will function and feel as if they are entirely internal. And of course, they will also be connected to the greatest external memory repository of all, the Internet. A surrogate memory that recalls everything and can be accessed as naturally as the memories stored in our neurons: It would be the decisive weapon in the war against forgetting. ~ Joshua Foer
Lethal Weapon quotes by Joshua Foer
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