Tyne O'Connell Quotes

Wear your pain like lip gloss!

What he needed was a metaphorical Bobbit job

He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn't recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when sober, whereas when drunk, sixteen cantos of Byron's Don Juan was par for the course.

The spirit of Mayfair beats in the soul of dandies and dandizettes everywhere.

Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world's problems?

When I was in my early twenties I didn't have a need to rub together, back when my life was a series of wants and whims. But recently I had felt overwhelmed by longings that seemed to lunge out of me in the most awkward situations.

Darling, I'm so unutterably bored as to be a hazard

A pair of Blahniks and a girl can vanquish anything

We live in different times. I would not have described London as a city of gun-toters but that was when Londoners still said sorry when you knock them over and called cappuccinos fluffy coffees & policemen, bobbies!

One can't be too safe, only too sorry.

I've got you under my skin, or is it just my eczma again?

My love is unique. No one can rival her, for she is the most beautiful girl alive. Just by passing, she has stolen my heart.

The things you see when you're not carrying a gun

Not only was Miss Cribbe bearded, and always trying to get chummy with us like we we're her real children or something, but she had a disgusting incontinent springer spaniel called Misty, who was constantly sneaking in to the dorms and weeing on our duvets

Clamboring over building detritus was not the lifestyle Karl Lagerfeld had in mind for this sweet little powder-blue suit. As he oversaw the hand stitching in his atelier he had probably imagined the suit living a life of tea parties and lunches with the girls at the Ivy

I had entered a world that no one with an evolved sense of joie de vivre would touch with a barge pole - it's called "Joining the Property Market" and it trumps war for stress!

I had wasted my life in the pursuit of a career, romance, financial independence and the best heels in town when it seems I could have done more for my self esteem with a .38 calibre handgun

Never take drugs before Marmalade

The Duke is worried you lack the fitness to walk up Bond Street. You're generation lacks the drive.

I truly believe that the boredom of illness is parlous to one's health

She was the sort of woman who could suck out free will and self esteem with a look.

The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets

I had walked all over the fragile bloom of his heart like a Boadicea in Blahniks

It's called joining the property market - and it shits on war for stress

Men think wiles charming unless they find out your charms are wiles.