Guy Branum Quotes

I want so much to believe in true love.

I probably should work harder on relationships, but I don't, and there's not the same kind of imperative as when you have all the right equipment to make a human being together.

Self-confidence is a terrible, terrible thing; it's also the most attractive thing.

Not a lot of gay guys end up coming to alt-comedy-ish shows. They like all these '80s shimmer shows, or they like going to drag shows. It is always weird and interesting when I meet somebody at a gay bar who is familiar with my stuff.

I am not a huge fan of being around people all the time. I really like being able to leave people.

At the same time, we can't blame comedians for taking time to learn. Any critic of comedy who believes that he has always, universally, been on the right side of justice is engaging in a hypocrisy that is itself a joke.

I'm excited for the new crop of gay comics who have never been closeted, who never thought that they needed to put on a dress to tell a joke, and it's exciting.

The wonderful thing about a TV show is if you get picked up for another season, there's no happily ever after.

The person I have sex with doesn't necessarily need to have primacy in my life.

When you're a kid, you think, "Well, I will grow up and I will get a wife and we will have kids and then we will have grandkids." My life has a different shape. That is weird, but there are things about it that are exciting.

I'm just figuring out being able to understand that it's cool for me to date, and have guys be interested in me, and be interested in guys.

We live in a world of media that are constantly telling us it is only the shape of your body that matters to how attractive you are, and that's silly.

Our world is a constant, glorious understatement of miracles we did everything and nothing to earn. One evening every spring, I remind myself to notice them.

I am a unique boutique product, I'm not for everybody.

While I was doing shitty little bar shows in the Central Valley in 2004, I was being out and helping people realize that gay people aren't monsters, that they are just people. So I look at this world with a great deal of pride, and I'm excited for it.

I think it's our job to be happy and find happiness for ourselves.

One of the nice things about being me is you show up in a town, you meet somebody interesting and entertaining, and for 48 hours, what a wonderful person to be around. You mess around, and all of that is super, super fun, and you don't have to deal with the long-term consequences of it.

All I want out of music is to think to myself, this could be in a makeover montage.

It's very important to older male homosexuality in Los Angeles to have a pool, so that cute boys will come to your house and swim around in the pool.