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I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them.
I used to like to dig myself a hole just to see how long it took to get out of it.
The menu of my mother consisted of only two choices: Leave it or take it
I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
Your financial cost can best be figured out when you realize that if you were to devote the same time and energy to business instead of gold, you would be a millionaire in approximately six weeks.
There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison, and other people just hate him regular.
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it.
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
I'm an actor. I want to do drama.
I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don't question. It was a gift from God.
I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.
You look up at drama, down at comedy. A singer, looking up is okay. A comic, it's death.
Don't carry a grudge; while you're carrying a grudge, the other guy's out dancing.
At the Sahara, the seats are banked and most of the audience is looking down at the stage. Everybody in the business knows: Up for singers, down for comics. The people want to idealize a singer. They want to feel superior to a comic. You're trying to make them laugh. They can't laugh at someone they're looking up to.
What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.
Why should I be angry at someone when they are out dancing?
My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"
You want to know what makes me tick, I'll tell you what makes me tick. I was a boy growing up in Brooklyn; I read a two-penny magazine called 'The Hawk's Nest.' Nobody entered that nest that didn't leave a little richer and a little wiser. And that 11-year-old boy said, 'Isn't that a wonderful thing.' And that's all there is to it.
