Todd Chavez Funny Quotes

So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny. ~ Todd Solondz

You cannot uneducate the person who has learned to read. ~ Cesar Chavez

Don't let yourselves be poisoned by those wandering Jews. ~ Hugo Chavez

You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I'd never make another comedy. You couldn't pick a less funny group than critics - you couldn't find a more bitter group of people! ~ Todd Phillips

A belief imposes limitations, an understanding invites possibilities, and experience initiates transformation.
- Todd Anthonsen999 ~ Todd Anthonsen

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. ~ Todd Stocker

To love is human.
To err thus comes along with it. ~ Ana Chavez

When any person suffers for someone in greater need, that person is a human. ~ Cesar Chavez

lets roll -todd beamer hero of united airlines flight 93 ~ Todd Beamer

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act. ~ Todd Barry

There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.' ~ Todd Phillips

Only farmers and the young, who live dependent upon change, understand what it is to know the continual flowering of life, however subtle. ~ Denise Chavez

If the climate were a bank, they would already have saved it. ~ Hugo Chavez

Julio Cesar Chavez will never be ready to fight me. ~ Sergio Martinez

Once social change begins, it cannot be reversed. You cannot un-educate the person who has learned to read. You cannot humiliate the person who feels pride. You cannot oppress the people who are not afraid anymore.
Cesar Chavez
Address to the Commonwealth Club in San Francisco, Nov. 9, 1984 ~ Cesar Chavez

I dedided it was more important to laugh than eat. - Mary Todd after choosing Lincoln over a more wealthy suitor ~ Mary Todd

This has been a great victory for the Venezuelan people. ~ Hugo Chavez

Fascists are not human. A snake is more human. ~ Hugo Chavez

There is no turning back. ~ Hugo Chavez

We have seen the future, and the future is ours. ~ Cesar Chavez

In 1968, I became a vegetarian after realizing that animals feel afraid, cold, hungry, and unhappy like we do.. ~ Cesar Chavez

Language is a code that I manipulate, to deny others' dominion over me" - Todd Brendan Fahey ~ Todd Brendan Fahey

I mean if you look at the Charger and you compare it to other cars, the way the lines work, the tires, in 3-D it's gorgeous. One thing that we found was that the reflective surface was weird. It does funny things in 3-D. So you have to deal with that. ~ Todd Farmer

I haven't any thirst for revenge. ~ Hugo Chavez

Israel criticizes Hitler a lot, so do we, but they've done something very similar, even worse, than what the Nazis did. ~ Hugo Chavez

Kindness and compassion toward all living things is the mark of a civilized society. ~ Cesar Chavez

Our ambitions must be broad enough to include the aspirations and needs of others, for their sakes and for our own. ~ Cesar Chavez

I live to inspire girls, volunteers, Girl Scout staff and alumni ~ Anna Maria Chavez

For generations, even many otherwise decent white Southerners learned to despise black people. ~ Linda Chavez

Self dedication is a spiritual experience. ~ Cesar Chavez

Liberals believe they own the franchise on minorities and can't stand any Hispanic or black who breaks rank. ~ Linda Chavez

There's no turning back ... We will win. We are winning because ours is a revolution of mind and heart ... ~ Cesar Chavez

Even socialist dictators have an interest in gorgeous supermodels. ~ Hugo Chavez

Girls who lead turn in to women who thrive. ~ Anna Maria Chavez

Modesty used to be considered a natural female attribute. No more. ~ Linda Chavez

You cannot oppress the people who are not afraid anymore. ~ Cesar Chavez

The greatest obstacle to learning is the inability or unwillingness to overcome beliefs. - Todd Anthonsen999 ~ Todd Anthonsen999

Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny. You're just sitting there like, 'Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing?' It's such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy. ~ Todd Phillips

It takes a lot of punishment to be able to do anything to change the social order. ~ Cesar Chavez

The end of all knowledge should be service to others. ~ Cesar Chavez

There is no such thing as defeat in non-violence. ~ Cesar Chavez

We must understand that the highest form of freedom carries with it the greatest measure of discipline. ~ Cesar Chavez

From George Washington to George W. Bush, presidents have invoked God's name in the performance of their official duties. ~ Linda Chavez

If you win non-violently, then you have a double victory, you have not only won your fight, but you remain free. ~ Cesar Chavez

I hereby accuse the North American empire of being the biggest menace to our planet. ~ Hugo Chavez

Look at the John Birch Society. Look at Hitler. The reactionaries are always better organizers. ~ Cesar Chavez

We must confront the privileged elite who have destroyed a large part of the world. ~ Hugo Chavez

The imperialist, genocidal, fascist attitude of the U.S. president has no limits. I think Hitler would be like a suckling baby next to George W. Bush, ~ Hugo Chavez

The world should forget about cheap oil. [The price] will keep going up and some day arrive at US$100 per barrel. ~ Hugo Chavez

If he [Hugo Chavez] thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. ~ Pat Robertson

We're not perfect, but we do have democracy. ~ Hugo Chavez

Was it the weakness of a man that made him want to ignore the darker side of his fellow human beings? ~ Todd Strasser

We don't know how God chooses martyrs. We do know that they give us the most precious gift they possess - their very lives. ~ Cesar Chavez

We are suffering. We have suffered. And we are not afraid to suffer in order to win our cause. ~ Cesar Chavez

I should like to be remembered as the man who raised a voice against ... placing limitations on the freedom of the individual. ~ Dennis Chavez

The actors come in and they make characters their own and so Patrick and I have never been the kind to think that our script is the bible. We want to make sure that the story is told, that you stick to the story but if you have to make changes to the character then that's fine. A lot of times there are some funny one-liners, funny things that happen that are out of the ordinary. I like it. ~ Todd Farmer

The grand destroyer of the world, and the greatest threat ... is represented by U.S. imperialism. ~ Hugo Chavez

But Cuba doesn't have a dictatorship it's a revolutionary democracy. ~ Hugo Chavez

The U.S. people have a major role to play to solve, to save this planet. ~ Hugo Chavez

If you really want to make a friend, go to someone's house and eat with him ... the people who give you their food give you their heart. ~ Cesar Chavez

The Venezuelan people will never abandon the ideals President Chavez gave us. Modestly, we contribute to ensure the stability of the region. ~ Nicolas Maduro

The United States is like Count Dracula who at six o'clock in the morning has not sucked [any necks]. ~ Hugo Chavez

I'm a Christian. I want the world of justice and equality. This is the only way to achieve peace. ~ Hugo Chavez

Talk is cheap ... It is the way we organize and use our lives everyday that tells what we believe in. ~ Cesar Chavez

The people united will never be defeated. ~ Cesar Chavez

Our lives are all that really belong to us, so it is how we use our lives that determines what kind of men we are ~ Cesar Chavez

One of the techniques terrorists employ is to allege torture and mistreatment when they are captured, regardless of whether it is true. ~ Linda Chavez

Violence just hurts those who are already hurt ... Instead of exposing the brutality of the oppressor, it justifies it. ~ Cesar Chavez

Waiting is the most exquisitely painful part of loving someone. ~ Denise Chavez

In fact, the U.S. military has bent over backwards to respect the religious beliefs of some very dangerous fanatics who want to kill us. ~ Linda Chavez

There is no law for farm labor organizing, save the law of the jungle. ~ Cesar Chavez

The world needs a true leader, an Obama that promotes peace and understanding in the world. ~ Hugo Chavez

Mutual respect! That's what it takes to be friends. ~ Hugo Chavez

Although an increasing proportion of the Hispanic population is foreign-born - about half of adults in this group - English proficiency is and should remain a requirement for citizenship. ~ Linda Chavez

Simply stated, girls want role models and mentors. ~ Anna Maria Chavez

I am convinced that the path to a new, better and possible world is not capitalism, the path is socialism. ~ Hugo Chavez

I nationalize strategic companies and get criticized, but when Bush does it, it's OK ... Bush is turning socialist. How are you, comrade Bush? ~ Hugo Chavez

What is the U.S. government looking for? And the elite governing this country? They're looking for oil. ~ Hugo Chavez

Since January 2002, when the United States began detaining at Guantanamo Bay enemy combatants captured in Afghanistan, Iraq, and other fronts in the war on terror, critics have complained of human rights abuses. ~ Linda Chavez

Knowing English is important, but for us Venezuelans I think it would also be important to know Portuguese . For that reason, we should evaluate the possibility of it being taught in our schools. ~ Hugo Chavez

[I]n politics, reputation is the prologue to fact... ~ Todd Gitlin

I have said it already, I am convinced that the way to build a new and better world is not capitalism. Capitalism leads us straight to hell. ~ Hugo Chavez

I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet, ~ Hugo Chavez

Waiting for permission to act is the easy way out. ~ Todd Henry

I'm not a girlie girl at all. ~ Peta Todd

Doubt can lead you where certainty never will. ~ Todd Lockwood

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2. ~ Todd Barry

Remember, anything worth having does not come easy. ~ Todd Dewett

I remember. How many minutes do I have left President? About one, one minute. ~ Hugo Chavez

What hurts me most is poverty, and that's what led me to become a rebel. ~ Hugo Chavez

Jeb Bush is the new John Connelly. ~ Chuck Todd

The Equipping Leader steps back, not away. ~ Todd Stocker

The non-violent technique does not depend for its success on the goodwill of the oppressor, but rather on the unfailing assistance of God. ~ Cesar Chavez

We are organizers at heart. Most of us in the movement take great pride in being able to put things together. ~ Cesar Chavez

What we do know absolutely is that human lives are worth more than grapes and that innocent-looking grapes on the table may disguise poisonous residues hidden deep inside where washing cannot reach. ~ Cesar Chavez

Most governments in the United States in a hundred years have not respected the peoples of Latin America. They have sponsored coup d'etats, assassinations. ~ Hugo Chavez

The fight is never about grapes or lettuce. It is always about people. ~ Cesar Chavez

We'll climb with you and steal your women. ~ Todd Skinner

Removed an inch long section. She almost called Dr. Sears, but ~ Todd Russell

South to a town named Medina, north of Bellingham, Washington. Today, ~ Todd Russell