Milking Billy Goats Quotes

Once when he [Demonax, a supposed Cynic sage] came upon two uncouth philosophers inquiring and wrangling with one another
one of them putting absurd questions, the other answering perfectly irrelevantly
he said Don't you think, my friends, that one of these guys is milking a he-goat and the other putting a sieve underneath it? ~ Lucian Of Samosata

As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone. ~ Charles Portis

Cam says, "Look at me, lass. Look at this body." He throws out his arms, juts out his chin, and puffs out his chest. "You think I got this perfect physique by starvin' myself? You think I became the world's most famous, beloved athlete by tryin' to be skinny?"
"I'm sorry, could you repeat the question? Your ego is blocking my ears."
"The human body is a complex machine. A temple, as they say. You have to treat it like one!"
"Yeah, well, my temple is more like an abandoned ruin the jungle has taken over and a herd of billy goats is living in. ~ J.T. Geissinger

If you've sold over a million records, you are not punk rock, you are milking the system for everything that it's worth. ~ Billy Corgan

He also had a version of Billy Goat's Gruff where the troll under the bridge ended up the winner. ~ Stephen King

If you ask me the man's short a hat size or two but he's harmless. Not like the Texas Kid or the Tuscon Kid. Drat, he's not even like Billy the Kid. Now those are outlaws.
His assurances did little to calm her nerves. Apparently the only bandits he took seriously were the ones belonging to a society of human goats. ~ Margaret Brownley

Make sure of your commitment to Jesus Christ, and seek to follow Him every day. Don't be swayed by the false values and goals of this world, but put Christ and His will first in everything you do. ~ Billy Graham

Life and death is not a do-it-yourself project. ~ Billy Graham

No one can outrun death. It will catch up to all of us eventually. ~ Billy Graham

.....we find ourselves inhabitants of the last few living cells of a dying god ~ Billy Kazee

Man stands on the brink of hell. The forces building up in our world are so overwhelming that man everywhere is beginning to cry out in desperation: What must I do to be saved? ~ Billy Graham

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you. ~ Billy Mays

The temptation to take the precious things we have apart to see how they work must be resisted for they never fit together again. ~ Billy Bragg

Jesus told His disciples that the "world," meaning the world system, the political and social order organized apart from God, will despise Christians. ~ Billy Graham

Trying to build a team over the course of the winter to put on the field is really just half the job. Because if your best players go down, it's not so much him going down as who you replace him with, which ultimately might have the biggest impact on how you end up finishing. So you want to have both a belt and suspenders for support. ~ Billy Beane

Acting, music, painting ... it's very subjective. So what I might think is a great actor, you might think is not a very good actor at all. ~ Billy Boyd

Acknowledge that there is a defect in human nature, a built-in waywardness that comes from man's rebellion against God. ~ Billy Graham

I don't have perfect pitch, but I have relative pitch. I'm glad I don't have perfect pitch because perfect pitch can drive you crazy. ~ Billy Eckstine

So that studio served its purpose, and still is working very well for other people right now. ~ Billy Sherwood

Why do we need to pray? Because the Christian life is a journey, and we need God's strength and guidance along the way. ~ Billy Graham

You read something and you just feel this makes sense. And sometimes before you even read it you have a feeling that yeah, I'm probably gonna do this one. ~ Billy Bob Thornton

It was so easy living day by day Out of touch with the rhythm and blues But now I need a little give and take The New York Times, The Daily News. ~ Billy Joel

Darla had been doing something by the fire. Now she returned and began stripping the blanket off me. I grabbed it before she could pull it away from my groin, to preserve my modesty.
Let go. There's nothing there I haven't seen. Who do you think undressed you, anyway? And honestly, I've seen better equipment on goats. ~ Mike Mullin

It is an honour to fight at the Royal Albert Hall. ~ Billy Joe Saunders

And I found that when I built my own place and just shut the door, the creativity was endless. ~ Billy Sherwood

God never meant that people were to wear clothes. He meant we were to be nude. But we were in a state of innocence. Then sin came into the human race and became a blood poisoning. ~ Billy Graham

Say you write a song about a chandelier, and the chandelier gives off light. And the light is the color red and red reminds you of the color your not supposed to wear around a bull. So you name the song 'Cow.' ~ Billy Corgan

The best decoration in the world is a roomful of books. ~ Billy Baldwin

Worries flee before a spirit of gratitude. ~ Billy Graham

In earlier periods of history, adolescence was virtually unknown ... Today, the span between childhood and adulthood may extend over ten years. Deferred adulthood is synonymous with deferred responsibility. ~ Billy Graham

Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

If anything has been accomplished through my life, it has been solely God's doing, not mine, and He - not I - must get the credit. ~ Billy Graham

Billy here has been talkin' about slicin' his wrists again, so is there seven of you guys who'd like to join him and make it therapeutic? ~ Ken Kesey