Lunatic Joe Quotes

We arrived at the police station and they parked and did the whole 'hassle and grimace' routine. I inwardly rolled my eyes. I mean really. 'Hey Bob, looks like you had your hands full today.' 'Yeah Bill, she was a murderer; killed a boy.' Oh geez, gimme a break. I'm fourteen years old and it was an accident. Yes, I'm totally the highlight of the day. I mean, lunatic Joe over there who murdered twelve people and committed burglary so isn't important. ~ Bella Shadow

During the 60's, I was, in fact, very concerned about the civil rights movement. ~ Joe Biden

I am a bottomless well of revelation but cannot force the ignorant to drink. ~ Joe Abercrombie

Doing theater is like walking a tightrope without a net. ~ Joe Manganiello

Watch Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 16 Online http://imgur.com/8FmlYGO ~ Joe Smith

I'm not an angry person. When I write, the lawyer in me tries to make it as easy to read as possible. ~ Joe Scarborough

The Nuclear Regulatory Commission is continually reviewing its safety plan for the 100-plus operating civilian nuclear reactors in the United States. And when those plants were put into operation, they were required to have double and triple redundant safety systems. ~ Joe Barton

Whether your name is (Lou) Gehrig or (Cal) Ripken, (Joe) DiMaggio or (Jackie) Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do. ~ Cal Ripken, Jr.

I gazed upon the earth and saw that a body, in its tender faithlessness, had located it in the sky. A splendid scarf of blood, looming above the abyss. ~ Joe Bousquet

Joe had run away, escaped without a trace, and come here to hide. But now he was ready to come home. The problem was that he didn't know how to do it. ~ Michael Chabon

The lowly squabble over trifles. The great wage secret wars for power and wealth, and they call it government. Wars of words, and tricks, and guile, but no less bloody for that. ~ Joe Abercrombie

I wrote a song called 'Green Day' because I was smoking a lot of dope. ~ Billie Joe Armstrong

It always was my greatest fear to die without changing a god damn thing. ~ Joe McMahon

It was then I knew she knew she had the big, rough man who was Joe Callahan wrapped around her finger. ~ Kristen Ashley

There have been occasions in my later life (I suppose as in most lives) when I have felt for a time as if a thick curtain had fallen on all its interest and romance, to shut me out from anything save dull endurance any more. Never has that curtain dropped so heavy and blank, as when my way in life lay stretched out straight before me through the newly-entered road of apprenticeship to Joe. ~ Charles Dickens

When you take a job, you don't just accept the pats on the back. You have to accept the kicks in the pants. ~ Joe Torre

I don't have an agent. I don't take meetings or anything like that, so I don't really know what's out there. I'm not closed off to anything, but I'd just have to ask myself at every step if it's worth it. ~ Joe Swanberg

I thought I had the world by the tail. It took me a few years to realize the closest I was to having the world by the tail was being a dingle berry on one of its ass hairs. ~ Joe R. Lansdale

People would believe almost any awful thing their private devil told them. ~ Joe Hill

Who owns the NY Post? 20th Century Fox. Talk about vertical integration. ~ Joe Pantoliano

Had my own car at twelve years old. Left school in the tenth grade. Married when I was sixteen. Ain't hard to figure out; I was a man at a very young age. ~ Joe Frazier

The recent actions by Kyle Busch are not consistent with the values of M&M'S and we're very disappointed. Like you, we hold those who represent our brand to a higher standard and we have expressed our concerns directly to Joe Gibbs Racing. ~ Denny Hamlin

Joe was not there waiting for her, the change ~ Zora Neale Hurston

Sometimes the smartest decision is the last one you want to make. ~ Joe Hart

One way at a time I'll try to lend these broken hands of mine give my strength, be my light. ~ Joe Brooks

I need to fix my makeup.I realized she probably just wanted a chance to compose herself. Maybe she just wanted to slip away completely. After what just happened, I couldn't blame her. Hell, maybe I'd get lucky and we could end this whole thing now. ~ Joe Schreiber

I used to get so carried away while I was on stage that I'd be physically damaged by the end of a concert. ~ Joe Cocker

You are the masterpiece
of your own life.
You are the Michelangelo
of your own life.
The David you are sculpturing
is you
(Dr. Joe Vitale) ~ Rhonda Byrne

There's something retro about the pop culture references in the paintings, so I'd imagine it's not as much a pop culture reference as a pop art reference. ~ Joe Bradley

Really, Joe? Really? You freaking think so? ~ Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

his hands are smashed so badly that they look like an order of curly fries. ~ Joe Imhoff

Sometimes I think every man wants to be a writer. They want to invent a world with the perfect imaginary woman, someone they can boss around and undress at will. They can work out their own aggressions with a few fictional rape scenes. Then they can send their fictional surrogate in to save her, a white knight – or a fireman! Someone with all the power and all the agency. Real women, on the other hand, have all these tiresome interests of their own, and won't follow an outline. ~ Joe Hill

That's not real good goddamn timing." "Artery stenosis is famously inconvenient," Bilbo said. "It never calls in advance. Just drops in to party whenever it feels like it. ~ Joe Hill

I never thought I could write this much and now that it's coming to an end, I feel sad that I have to stop, sort of the way you feel at the end of a really good book and you know you're going to miss the main character. But in this case, the main character is me! Myself. Joe (formerly JoDan) Bunch. - Joe Bunch ~ James Howe

Saul's vitals were not human, but familiar:
he never told me he was from another world:
I never told him I was from his future. ~ Joe Haldeman

The people that I was working with made it all good for me - made it important to me - made it special. I will miss everyone in the Steelers organization. ~ Joe Greene

My relationship with George Steinbrenner was great. He was the boss, and I accepted that. ~ Joe Torre

As a last resort, with the orange nearing my face and my back pressing hard against the sharp edge of my broadcast table, I grabbed my phone to tell Carlos that if I didn't make it home tonight, it wasn't because I didn't love him, or didn't want to watch a documentary on special scientific graphs, or was too obsessed with my job to relax and enjoy a good meal and some television. It was only because I was zapped out of existence by a lunatic Non-John Peters. And that, in fact, I do love Carlos, and I would want nothing more than to watch a documentary on scientific graphs over some homemade linguini, or go out to eat again, or whatever.

But then, as I grabbed my phone, I thought: That's way too long to write for a text. So I just hit John Peters upside the head with it... ~ Joseph Fink

When I signed that major-label contract when I was 20 years old. I did it because I wanted to play music for the rest of my life. That's every 20-year-old's dream - to do whatever the hell you want. ~ Billie Joe Armstrong

People like me, who care about printing, constitute the tiniest lunatic fringe in the nation. ~ Leonard Baskin

You can't jump in the box, you lunatic.
"I'm so playing with the box."
[ ... ]
"Kids never want the toy, only the box ~ H.M. Ward

The Beatles had some juice when it came to distortion, but Clapton was finally able to break through those early studio engineers' fear of overloading. He defined the sound that guitarists spend the rest of their lives trying to get. ~ Joe Perry

Bill Klinton was the ultimate rock star as president. I don't think as a result of his presidency we will ever have a rock star as president again. In the same way that we will never get involved in another Vietnam. ~ Joe Eszterhas

There is a time for wondering what a man wants," said Fror, no fear at all in his. "And there is a time for splitting his head. This is that second time. ~ Joe Abercrombie

I'm Cancer and Gemini cusp, so I read both and pick the one I like best. I read horoscopes but claim not to believe any of it. ~ Joe Dempsie

My lowest points was getting injured and pulling out of fights. ~ Joe Calzaghe

There is no fruit so sweet as the one you cannot taste, eh, my young friend? Eh? Eh?" He waggled his eyebrows in what Jezal felt was a most unsavoury fashion. "I ~ Joe Abercrombie

The essential facts are known. We know of the weapons in Saddam's possession: chemical, biological, and nuclear in time. We know of his unequaled willingness to use them. We know his history. His invasions of his neighbors. His dreams of achieving hegemonic control over the Arab world. His record of anti-American rage. His willingness to terrorize, to slaughter, to suppress his own people and others. We need not stretch to imagine nightmare scenarios in which Saddam makes common cause with the terrorists who want to kill us Americans and destroy our way of life. ~ Joe Lieberman

We're stronger than we think. ~ Joe Kelly

I couldn't go to school with whites. Now there are schools that educate everyone. ~ Joe Frazier