Lousie Rennison Quotes

Unbelievable! I said, What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties? ~ Louise Rennison

Dave said, "Tarts' wardrobe?" "Loos." Dave said with sort of admirationosity in his voice, "Outstanding" midnight ~ Louise Rennison

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it. ~ Louise Rennison

I was going to say, No, no, don't cry, I'll go out
with you. Anything, but don't cry ... But I still
couldn't make my voice work.
And then he sort of cleared his throat and said,
Georgia, don't feel bad.
It's always tough to hurt someone and tell them the truth. I know that. You're a really lovely girl. Lovely ... mad ... but
lovely. I'll always like you. Don't worry. ~ Louise Rennison

If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me! ~ Louise Rennison

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on ~ Louise Rennison

Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It's not what I do. ~ Louise Rennison

And that's when it fell off in my hand ~ Louise Rennison

Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, Blimey, and also, what larks. ~ Louise Rennison

I am looking at you and you are looking at me. This is very good. I am looking and I am liking. You are looking and you are thinking, 'I hope she doesn't hit me with her crop.' But that is because I am me and you are you. ~ Louise Rennison

I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES??? ~ Louise Rennison

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel? ~ Louise Rennison

Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away? ~ Louise Rennison

Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes! ~ Louise Rennison

However, I will never feel anything again.
Good.
I am done with love.
It's a mug's game.
I am just going to sit in my room for the rest of my life not doing stuff. ~ Louise Rennison

The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling.
...
Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again.
Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie. ~ Louise Rennison

Jackie wears even more makeup than those scary circus people. You know, when you go to the circus and you accidentally see a trapeze artist close-up and they are orange. ~ Louise Rennison

Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even wetter than normal. She was like an anoraksick. (A person who is both very thin and wears tragic anoraks.) I just made that up as a joke. Even though I am very upset I can still think of a joke. ~ Louise Rennison

I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being ~ Louise Rennison

I wonder if it is possible to have two boyfriends. I mean, times are changing. Relationships are more complicated. In France men always have mistresses and wives and so on. Henri probably has two girlfriends. He would laugh if you told him you just had one. He would say, 'C'est tres, tres tragique.' ~ Louise Rennison

I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them. ~ Louise Rennison

What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them. ~ Louise Rennison

Apparently if you want to get a boy to like you, you go sort of mysterious and icy and cool. That's what my cousin said and she has loads of boyfriends and snogging-type experiences. ~ Louise Rennison

I always want to tell him everything. But
instead I said, "What's your advice, Horn -
meister?"
And he started doing pretend beard stroking
and said, "Well, luuurve is a many trousered
thing ... ~ Louise Rennison

As I have said with huge wisdomosity many times, boys the world over are a bloody mystery. ~ Louise Rennison

I suppose this is what life will be like for me - never having a boyfriend, always just living through others ~ Louise Rennison

I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen. ~ Louise Rennison

Heathcliff. The "hero" of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why.
He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you. ~ Louise Rennison

Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers. ~ Louise Rennison

I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate. ~ Louise Rennison

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers. ~ Louise Rennison

Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy; then he fell in a lake and came out with his shirt all wet. And then we all loved him. In a swoony way. ~ Louise Rennison

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest. ~ Louise Rennison