Josh Wasserstein Quotes

My boyfriend loses his virginity, and, oh, who's that looking on?
It's a rabbit. ~ Stephanie Perkins

The NRA is right ... handgun controls do little to stop criminals from obtaining handguns. ~ Josh Sugarmann

I'm not all that demanding, I don't think. My family might think otherwise. ~ Josh Hartnett

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul. ~ Josh Billings

I am Rot, James Moxie. I am the moment after you've decided to leave the one you love. ~ Josh Malerman

I know not everyone starts out reading high literature. If you read enough you might be drawn to some other things, so maybe those vampire books are what they call 'gateway books.' I just coined that term. I don't know if there's a thing called 'gateway books.' ~ Josh Radnor

So, do you have to send The Piano Man the secret code word to come down?"
"Did you just call Josh The Piano Man?"
"Well, I thought we should have a code name for him in case anyone's listening when we talk about you, and your mom said he plays the piano. ~ Jennifer Comeaux

He whom prosperity humbles, and adversity strengthens, is the true hero. ~ Josh Billings

I kicked college nostalgia in my late 20s. As much as I loved college and treasure the memories, I no longer want to go back. ~ Josh Radnor

He went through the cupboards, found the olive oil, and started upstairs again. He glanced down at the green and gold label and had to bite back a laugh at the words Extra Virgin.
That about summed it up. ~ Josh Lanyon

She's claiming assault,verbal and physical abuse,and now that I know Kate's a lesbian, that explains the sexual abuse she tossed it."
"I am not a lesbian," Kate fumed. "Though the way she said it was an insult to any rational person who supports freedom of sexual preference." From his expression she realized it wasn't the time to get up on any liberal or feminist soapbox. Instead,
she shifted,sulked. "And I never touched her in any sexual way.This is completely out of proportion,Josh and you know it.She gave us grief,and we gave her some back.That's all."
"That's not all.The Templeton Resort isn't second-period gym class. ~ Nora Roberts

When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. ~ Josh Billings

I wake up the next morning renewed. I am a girl with a plan. I'm just going to have to avoid Josh forever. It's as simple as that. ~ Jenny Han

Independent films are really one of the greatest resources these days to actually find unfiltered truth. ~ Josh Tickell

Anytime you take a book and make it into a movie, you're going to have people who have their version of it in their minds and whatnot. You can't please everybody. ~ Josh Hutcherson

Shyness takes so many different forms. Some people are shy and soft. Some, shy and hard. Or in Josh's case, shy, and wrapped in military-grade armor. "Josh, ~ Sally Thorne

Sloth is the fastest-growing lifestyle movement in the world, and that's because it is completely doable. If you embrace sloth, it's the last thing you'll ever have to do again. ~ Wendy Wasserstein

Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments. ~ Josh Billings

You teach people how you want them to treat you.
If you tolerate disrespect, and if you give disrespect, you'll get disrespect. You must set clear expectations of the behavior and communication you want to receive from them, and patiently correct them when they deliver something different.
Complaining, insults, intentionally hurtful words create a spiraling effect. One of you offers them up, the other retaliates. ~ Josh Hatcher

The latter is very prepubescent."
"Prepubescent!" Josh gasped. "Prepubescent!"
"I am totally pubescent," one of his friends said.
Another said haughtily, "I will have you know that my mom and I are going to Aspen to shop for training bras this weekend."
I rolled my eyes. "Later." I slid off the bench and stood.
"Hey,we're helping you go off the jump again tomorrow,right?" Josh asked, using the word helping very loosely.
"Yeah," another boy said, "eleventh time's the charm."
I looked toward the Galaga machine. Fiona was still there, yet Nick was gone. Probably just to order her a drink.Ordinarily, I would have bounced all over the restaurant searching for him so I could flirt him out of Fiona's pink-nailed grasp. But the whoopee cushion had taken the wind out of my sails. ~ Jennifer Echols

You couldn't hurt a fly.
Actually I was pretty good at pinging flies right out of the air, but I tried to look appropriately harmless. ~ Josh Lanyon

Don't have any more secrets than you can keep yourself. ~ Josh Billings

I have a pretty easy life. ~ Josh Hartnett

And the only thing worse than receiving all your information from one source is believing it entirely. ~ Josh Malerman

Acting comes natural to me. What I do enjoy is meeting people that I've idolized for years. I mean, I was talking about bringing up a child with Edie Falco yesterday. ~ Josh Gad

If you're trying to live life, really live it, you should, in my opinion, try to expand all the aspects of your life. Open yourself to new ideas and new things even if you find you don't like them in the end - but at least knowing them has taken you that much further along into being a more experienced, more well-rounded person in this world. ~ Josh Barnett

I've learned that being a superhero isn't all glitz and glamour. We think if we have a special power, our problem will go away. It's just a new set of problems. Being a superhero alienates you and separates you from humanity. As Spiderman famously said, 'With great power comes great responsibility.' ~ Josh Keaton

We use improv in all kinds of fun ways. Sometimes it's to invent or discover new things, sometimes it's to weird out the other actors, and sometimes it's to create a sense of fun, to find new things inside the scripted lines. ~ Josh Gad

I was making choices that were very specific: Make a living, take care of your family, and if you can, find some movies that you can sink your teeth into. ~ Josh Lucas

I don't ever land on an album title until I know exactly what's going on the record, because you never know until it's all said and done. ~ Josh Turner

People care about my fame, not me. But that's fine. I have my own life. ~ Josh Hartnett

Anxiety will bear a lot of nuisance. ~ Josh Billings

Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves. ~ Josh Billings

Love can wait to give; it is lust that can't wait to get. ~ Josh McDowell

I don't think evil people or negative people are inherently interesting all the time. People who are good people getting better at being themselves - to me, that's something that's really interesting to watch. ~ Josh Radnor

I play basketball all the time. Me and my band play every week on the road. That's something that I've never really given up since high school. ~ Josh Turner