Funny Minnesota Winters Quotes

I know you can be funny without being filthy. ~ Jonathan Winters

My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me. ~ Jonathan Winters

Fight. Life had effectively pulled the rug, the flooring, and the fucking planet from under my feet.
Winters, Pepper (2014-03-06). Destroyed (p. 3). Pepper Winters. Kindle Edition. ~ Pepper Winters

I wouldn't play in Minnesota unless my career was at an end and I had to go to Minnesota to play the game. ~ Torii Hunter

The long, cold Minnesota winters instilled in me a fascination for exotic far off places; I aspired toward a career in tropical diseases and world health problems. ~ Peter Agre

Spending comes just as natural to liberals in Minnesota and the Minnesota legislature as bashing decency comes to the editorial board of our major metropolitan newspapers. ~ Michele Bachmann

I love everything Minnesota. ~ Seann William Scott

We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him. ~ Shelley Winters

My grandmother said sex was the best gift God ever gave to mankind-I think it is over rated. ~ Brenda Kay Winters

And I took a walk and I just went to prayer and I said Lord, what would you have me do in the Minnesota state senate? And just through prayer I knew that I was to introduce the marriage amendment in Minnesota. ~ Michele Bachmann

I grew up in a politically aware household: very civically-minded, good Minnesota liberals. ~ Alex Pareene

If you can't stand the heat, then move to Minnesota. They have snow in May. ~ Harry S. Truman

It was just the best thing in my life, to come to Minnesota. ~ Thomas Vanek

Eople (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head. ~ Garrison Keillor

My children were attacked by the Minnesota media when I was governor. ~ Jesse Ventura

Events like Hurricane Katrina and the Minnesota bridge collapse suggest a national infrastructure that has suffered from lack of tending. ~ Nina Easton

Paul Newman is not a very good pool player. ~ Minnesota Fats

This is important, to represent our country. We've also got to be ready for the Minnesota Twins. ~ Carlos Silva

Gleason used to rack balls for me when he was a kid in Brooklyn and in Long Island. ~ Minnesota Fats

I'd just been on a trip to Minnesota, where I can only kindly describe most of the people I saw as little houses. ~ Anna Wintour

Nobody comes to Minnesota to take their clothes off, at least as far as I know. ~ Diablo Cody

No one on this Earth knows how old I am. ~ Minnesota Fats

No price tag existed on a human life. My ~ Pepper Winters

Anything that becomes unscrewed can easily be re-screwed. -RZ ~ Belle Winters

You truly are the worst sort of woman, Pimlico." What? ~ Pepper Winters

We could write an etiquette column for the gangbanger set. ~ Pepper Winters

Words are valuable. They're the wealth of a soul. ~ Pepper Winters

You think having feelings for someone puts them in danger? ~ Pepper Winters

Don't fucking push me. What are you? ~ Pepper Winters

He was always nicest after an rough fuck. ~ Pepper Winters

Snobs are only fun in Jane Austen Novels. ~ Cat Winters

Part of me craved his sinful obsidian desires. ~ Pepper Winters

This single-minded lust between us was sacred. ~ Pepper Winters

You may not be mine but i'm fast becoming yours ~ Pepper Winters

Don't hate me for making you remember how to fight. ~ Pepper Winters

His fingers dug into my nape with everything he kept hidden. ~ Pepper Winters

Let life happen. All the plans we make are not guaranteed. ~ Julian Winters

there's always light in the darkness. ~ Pepper Winters

monsters find each other in the dark ~ Pepper Winters

She's a nice girl. I won't speak evil of her. ~ Pepper Winters

He said the only real monsters in this world are human beings. ~ Cat Winters

We live in a world so horrifying, it frightens even the dead ~ Cat Winters

I wanted to take from him. Not enjoy what he'd give ~ Pepper Winters

We were linked more than spiritually - but soul-glued and breath-bound. ~ Pepper Winters

Eden was just a pretty prison when you got down to it. ~ Pepper Winters

In his late twenties, Jethro wore command like one would wear cologne. ~ Pepper Winters

I love Minnesota, and I'd love to play my whole career here. ~ Justin Morneau

Find an anchor. Hold on tight. Do this and you'll be alright. ~ Pepper Winters

I trust you. Three simple words, but they resonated with a new beginning. ~ Pepper Winters

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to meet it. ~ Jonathan Winters

You're already so close to perfection, but there are these occasional lapses . . . ~ Pepper Winters

I'm a better person away from the people who love me most. ~ Pepper Winters

I'm Pim-sick and it's not a good illness to have. ~ Pepper Winters

He reeked of manipulation and control. ~ Pepper Winters

This was a baptism into Hell. ~ Pepper Winters

Goddammit, it's like heaven being inside you. I never want to. Fucking. Leave. ~ Pepper Winters

Now I knew what it felt like touching your perfect other - the missing half. ~ Pepper Winters

Acceptance has an amazing effect on people who pretend they don't need it. ~ Julian Winters

Our hearts thundered against each other, speaking in Morse code just how precious this was ~ Pepper Winters

I'm known clean around the Earth. ~ Minnesota Fats

There were dozens of reasons why she would refuse him. He needed to know her reason. ~ Pepper Winters

Not for the first time, I wondered if my entire family tree was bat-shit crazy. ~ Pepper Winters

Be grateful for each day, even the dark ones. ~ Pepper Winters

Silver lining; if we die, I won't have to take the SATs in January ~ Delia Winters

During my early years at Minnesota I conducted an evening enzyme seminar. ~ Paul D. Boyer

I moved from Minnesota to Las Vegas when I was 13, so I spent my high school years there and did some things I'm not proud of. ~ Beth Riesgraf

I've done some version of that Minnesota accent - that Midwestern accent - in sketch comedy for years. It's the quickest way to symbolize you're a mom. ~ Allison Tolman

But that was the thing about life.
You didn't know what to expect until it happened. ~ Pepper Winters

I couldn't do anything because his lips were the perfect collar, keeping me leashed tight and trembling. First, ~ Pepper Winters

Each relationship was its own mess full of faults and flaws, fighting every damn day to be worthy. Q ~ Pepper Winters

When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000. ~ Jesse Ventura

I did a little modeling in Minnesota, but because I was a heavier 'model,' I didn't pursue it much when I lived there. ~ Brianna Brown

Casey Blake (a former Minnesota Twin, now with the Indians) is a good friend of mine, I'd like to see the Indians win. ~ Corey Koskie

I want you, Zel. The thought of you leaving fucking kills me. ~ Pepper Winters

The man had balls, and fuck her but she loved those balls. ~ Pepper Winters

Some said colors was what made your mood. I said black protects. ~ Pepper Winters

Like you. Like I can't get enough." "My insatiable little slut. ~ Pepper Winters

You shouldn't be in here! ~ Evelyn Winters

I kissed her like I'd always wanted to. With my entire soul. ~ Pepper Winters

How can you be forever grateful when forever isn't something anyone has. ~ Pepper Winters

I didn't want to be paid for words I'd never utter. ~ Pepper Winters

Are you sure? You sound afraid." Said the Pied Piper to his subjects. ~ Pepper Winters

You fucking touch a girl of mine and
think you could survive? ~ Pepper Winters

Maia, we now know, is going to land in Indonesia. They ~ Ben H. Winters

​A man who has everything has nothing if he doesn't have love. ~ Pepper Winters

It's a sad day when I'm emotionally invested in a fantasy. ~ Pepper Winters

I swear I could live a thousand fucking years and not deserve you. ~ Pepper Winters

There is little novelty in the detective who cannot solve himself. ~ Ben H. Winters

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I don't think outside the box. I never got in it. ~ Pepper Winters

I should have been appalled. Or offended. Anything but horny, but there it was. ~ Pepper Winters

Fly away, esclave, if that is what you want. I won't stop you. ~ Pepper Winters

Her body beckoned me. She was different, elusive, unobtainable. And my cock wanted unobtainable. ~ Pepper Winters

Someone I loved dearly - only thing was, I didn't know any of the ~ Pepper Winters

I love you with all the shadows in the world for eternity. ~ Pepper Winters

Find what makes you happy and do it often ~ Brenda Kay Winters

I am a question mark aimed at an answer. ~ Ben H. Winters

You are my wings. You made me fly". ~ Pepper Winters

Kiss me,Nila. Let me bring you back to life. - Jethro ~ Pepper Winters

I'm from Minnesota. I'm optimistic. I mean, that's just who I am. ~ Thomas Friedman

Good people died. Bad people lived. And the rest of us had to continue surviving. ~ Pepper Winters