Funniest Inspirational Quotes

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can. ~ Danny Kaye

Theres gonna be times in life when people tell you that you can't, thats when you just gotta turn around and say watch me. ~ Justin Bieber

When you start to promise yourself, that means you are living! ~ RScorp

It is always self-defeating to pretend to a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. ~ Renata Adler

Our environment, including the physical body, reflect our inner state - what we are inwardly, our eternal nature. When we renew our mind and transform ourselves, our environment responds to this change automatically. ~ Thomas Vazhakunnathu

I'm going to make my life work for me. I'm not going to let it whirl round like a kaleidoscope anymore. It's my life, which means I get to choose how it goes. Even if that means wrestling it to the floor and bashing it on the head and saying: Take that, life! ~ Sophie Kinsella

The books which you have read must be a part of you not all of you! ~ Maliheh Sadat Razavi

In the end, everything happens for a reason. Paths are meant to be crossed for a higher purpose than what we realize at the moment. Life for everyone goes on. This is just a fork in the road that has taken me for a slight detour. Tomorrow I'll pick up a new map and set my sights on a new direction. ~ A.M. Willard

Ambition is enthusiasm with a purpose. ~ Frank Tyger

Start going - you will find the way. ~ Debasish Mridha

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously. ~ Hunter S. Thompson

My heart is still a leather jacket I am waiting to give to someone sweet. ~ Andrea Gibson

It takes more to abstain than to err, more to avoid mistakes than to make mistakes; but the good thing is that it gets better with practice. ~ Innocent Mwatsikesimbe

You know that song, 'Woodstock.' It says 'We are stardust.' And we are. We come from stardust. Everything on earth is just ashes. ~ Priscille Sibley

When you don't have much, having less isn't so bad. ~ Lisa See

Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp,
Or what's a heaven for? ~ Robert Browning

It looks as if there were a single ultimate goal for mankind, a far goal toward which all persons strive. This is called variously by different authors self-actualization, self-realization, integration, psychological health, individuation, autonomy, creativity, productivity, but they all agree that this amounts to realizing the potentialities of the person, that is to say, becoming fully human, everything that person can be. ~ Abraham H. Maslow

Laugh with fake id's but i have permanent license of pain in eyes ~ Kjiva

A song and a smile from someone I cared about could be enough to distract me from all that darkness, if only for a little while. ~ Ransom Riggs

Running is in my blood-the adrenaline flows before the races, the love/hate of butterflies in your stomach. ~ Marcus O'Sullivan

You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave. ~ Quentin Crisp

How perfectly evil spirit and beauty can combine in one person, harmonically supplementing each other. ~ Igor Eliseev

The most important and most difficult thing that you can change is your fixed false beliefs. ~ Debasish Mridha

Does it mean you don't believe in your powers either? This is the first step one takes, down there, to one's fatal defeat. ~ Noha Alaa El-Din

To save wildlife and wild places the traction has to come not from the regurgitation of bad-news data but from the poets, prophets, preachers, professors, and presidents who have always dared to inspire. ~ J. Drew Lanham

But you only get so many do-overs in this life, so many chances to, if not change your past, alter your future. ~ Sarah Dessen

The miracle lies in the newness of a morning. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

It is the seeker, who understands there is more than what meets the eye, who is not afraid and makes the choice to go into the unknown. The process of awaking has begun, the discovery is underway. ~ Alan Watts

You are amazing! That is your secret. ~ Debasish Mridha

Sometimes you just don't know what's going to happen, exactly. And that's because sometimes you just don't have control over circumstances in your life. The amazing thing is that - it is during these times that we free-fall through the sky! All we have is the breath in our lungs right here and right now and it's just exhilarating! And it takes humility to accept that we might not have everything we want in our hands at the moment - but that what we do have is good, is worth keeping. Even if something isn't everything, yet, it can be worth everything, right now! You just have to spread your arms in the air and start gliding! ~ C. JoyBell C.

In this world, there must be a certain degree of honor just as there must be a certain amount of light. When there are many men without honor, there will always be some others who bear in themselves the honor of many men. ~ Jose Marti