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Once I was no longer fussing with my coat, he said, "You may be fooling the neighbors and the guards and Jesus and your gaga mother with these goody-goody visits of yours, but you're not fooling me. Keep it up if you want a gold star. But don't be dragging your ass back here on my account." Then he added, "Because I hate you." I ~ Lionel Shriver
Fooling Me quotes by Lionel Shriver
Lie to yourself if you want, but you're not fooling me. Your excuses tell me that you didn't really
want it. ~ Steve Maraboli
Fooling Me quotes by Steve Maraboli
It don't take a weather man to look around and see the weather, Jeb said he'd deliver Florida folks and boy did he ever, and we hold these truths to be self evident number one George W Bush is not president. Number two America isn't a true democracy. And number three the media is not fooling me. ~ Ani DiFranco
Fooling Me quotes by Ani DiFranco
Typical artist,' said Granny. 'He just painted the showy stuff in the front ... And what about these cherubs? We're not going to get them too, are we? I don't like to see little babies flying through the air.'
'They turn up in a lot of old paintings,' said Nanny Ogg. 'They put them in to show it's Art and not just naughty pictures of ladies with not many clothes on.'
'Well, they're not fooling ME,' said Granny Weatherwax. ~ Terry Pratchett
Fooling Me quotes by Terry Pratchett
One thing is sure: if we don't teach our young people how to deal with sex when they are half out of their minds, we are not only fooling them; we're fooling ourselves as well. Whatever lessons we teach them, we need to help them understand that they will react differently when they are calm and cool from when their hormones are raging at fever pitch (and of course the same also applies to our own behavior). ~ Dan Ariely
Fooling Me quotes by Dan Ariely
You came along and changed everything. I don't want to be some guy you're fooling around with anymore, Rylann. I want to be with you all the way. ~ Julie James
Fooling Me quotes by Julie James
I suppose about the only good in pretending is the fun we get out of fooling ourselves that we fool somebody. ~ Booth Tarkington
Fooling Me quotes by Booth Tarkington
Always listen to the parent who doesn't like who you love. They can smell a mistake. Of course, you don't find this out until you realize that the person you fell in love with is different from the person you married. Some men are good at fooling you. ~ Terry McMillan
Fooling Me quotes by Terry McMillan
He stood in the doorway of her office. He was, as always, the consummate scoundrel. He leaned against the doorframe, smiling - almost smirking - at her, as if he knew how rapidly her heart had started beating.

If that was how they were going to do this…

She simply raised an eyebrow in his direction. "Oh," she said with a sniff. "It's you."

"You're not fooling anyone," he said.

She could feel the corner of her mouth twitch up. Last time she'd seen him, he'd kissed her so thoroughly she had not yet recovered.

"I'm not?"

"I heard it most distinctly," he told her. "You might have said 'It's you,' but there was a distinct exclamation mark at the end. In fact, I think there were two."

"Oh, dear." Free looked down, fluttering her eyelashes demurely. "Is my punctuation showing once more?"

His eyes darkened and he took a step into her office. "Don't hide it on my account," he growled. "You have the most damnably beautiful punctuation that I have ever seen. ~ Courtney Milan
Fooling Me quotes by Courtney Milan
A high school student shouldn't smoke cigarettes. You can't comfort someone with money either. And fooling around with someone's feelings ... Trying out someone when you're not even interested. That's something you deserve to get hit for. ~ Cheon Eunbi
Fooling Me quotes by Cheon Eunbi
I was wise enough never to grow up, while fooling people into believing I had. ~ Margaret Mead
Fooling Me quotes by Margaret Mead
I can't keep from fooling around with our irrefutable certainties. It is, for example, a pleasure knowingly to mix up two and three dimensionalities, flat and spatial, and to make fun of gravity. ~ M.C. Escher
Fooling Me quotes by M.C. Escher
What has gone wrong with the men who are ruling I'd like to know who they think they are fooling They told us that torture was over and gone but everyone knows the same torture goes on ~ Peter Weiss
Fooling Me quotes by Peter Weiss
You're fooling yourself if you think I don't have those feelings for you, Tristan. I've fallen in love with you. ~ R.K. Lilley
Fooling Me quotes by R.K. Lilley
I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself. ~ Penn Jillette
Fooling Me quotes by Penn Jillette
The bed becomes your church; you pass the collection plate back and forth until you've given too much, then your poverty becomes your gift.... And though, in days or months or years to come, you'll swear you were fooling yourself, you weren't; it really happened.... above you for a moment hovered the dove. ~ Sy Safransky
Fooling Me quotes by Sy Safransky
She is the ocean, gentle, smooth and calm on the surface…
I am the fooling diver, braving her deep, dark, dangerous depth… ~ Dinesh Kumar Biran
Fooling Me quotes by Dinesh Kumar Biran
When we think we have something to say we are usually wrong. We are fooling ourselves. Trip into discovery. Don't write what you know, discover something new. ~ Marie Howe
Fooling Me quotes by Marie Howe
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around. ~ David Byrne
Fooling Me quotes by David Byrne
As long as he fought imaginary giants, Don Quixote was just play-acting. However once he actually kills someone, he will cling to his fantasies for all he is worth, because only they give meaning to his tragic misdeed. Paradoxically, the more sacrifices we make for an imaginary story, the more tenaciously we hold on to it, because we desperately want to give meaning to those sacrifices and to the suffering we have caused. ~ Yuval Noah Harari
Fooling Me quotes by Yuval Noah Harari
I thought I could handle it, and I was doing pretty well until I sat across from you and looked up at you from my canvas. It all fell to pieces then, and I knew I'd been fooling myself. To have you sit a few feel away and only touch you with my eyes was too much to bear. ~ Tess Oliver
Fooling Me quotes by Tess Oliver
If you think you are in control, you're fooling yourself. As soon as you start listening, you realize you're not in control. And letting go will yield more and better results. ~ Charlene Li
Fooling Me quotes by Charlene Li
We'd go to his apartment and play Kaboom! and Tank instead of fooling around. I guess to some people that might have been weird, but I got my rocks off watching someone be amazing at Duck Hunt. Whatever. ~ Felicia Day
Fooling Me quotes by Felicia Day
You know, they are fooling us, there is no God. ~ Joseph Stalin
Fooling Me quotes by Joseph Stalin
If we consider the unblushing promises of reward ... promised in the Gospels, it would seem that our Lord finds our desires not too strong, but too weak. We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with drink and sex and ambition when infinite joy is offered us, like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at sea. We are far too easily pleased. ~ C.S. Lewis
Fooling Me quotes by C.S. Lewis
Errors were not only meant to be committed by fools. ~ Michael Bassey Johnson
Fooling Me quotes by Michael Bassey Johnson
Everyone wants to rule the world . . . Really, absolutely everyone. That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always about in the end. And every species believes it's number one. Every individual is firmly convinced that he or she alone has the right to ascend to the throne and issue orders to get rid of others. And in reality everyone is fooling themselves, because up there on the throne it's lonely and cold. ~ Akif Pirincci
Fooling Me quotes by Akif Pirincci
The tiny match we've been fooling with just set off an explosion. ~ Veronica Larsen
Fooling Me quotes by Veronica Larsen
I've been in love often enough to be completely exhausted by it, and not to know what it means any more. When you look back afterwards, you can always find another way of putting it. You say, "I was obsessed, it was really lust, I was fooling myself," because after you've recovered from being in love, you always decide that that wasn't what it was. ~ Louis De Bernieres
Fooling Me quotes by Louis De Bernieres
Sometimes, sitting here in the dark, slowly slowly creating strategy, she wondered if she was only fooling herself to think her plans were clever. ~ Vernor Vinge
Fooling Me quotes by Vernor Vinge
Humankind is still fooling around with hypocrisy, I thought. They don't realize that it's too late even for that. ~ Saul Bellow
Fooling Me quotes by Saul Bellow
We are all actors, set on the stage of the world, as the curtains open we put on our best performance to this audience of life. ~ Anthony Liccione
Fooling Me quotes by Anthony Liccione
I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. ~ Dominic Monaghan
Fooling Me quotes by Dominic Monaghan
If I'm successful in fooling a wire service, I don't really have to do anything else to promote the story. ~ Joey Skaggs
Fooling Me quotes by Joey Skaggs
I want (the story) to be about good and evil and true love, and it should also be funny. No talking animals. Not too much fooling around with the narrative structure. The ending should be happy but still realistic, believable, you know, and there shouldn't be a moral although we should be able to think back later and have some sort of revelation. No 'and suddenly they woke up and discovered that it was all a dream.' Got that? ~ Kelly Link
Fooling Me quotes by Kelly Link
Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled ~ Dan Quayle
Fooling Me quotes by Dan Quayle
To Lovers out there …

Settling down is not retirement. Fooling around is not an achievement. You settle down, because you found the right partner. You fool around, because you are looking for a right partner. ~ De_philosopher_DJKyos
Fooling Me quotes by De_philosopher_DJKyos
Taking the easy way isn't right. You need to do things properly in life to achieve the best results. People who cut corners are only fooling themselves. ~ Sinead Moriarty
Fooling Me quotes by Sinead Moriarty
An awful realization that I have been fooling myself all my life thinking there was a next thing to do to keep the show going and actually I'm just a sick clown and so is everybody else ... ~ Jack Kerouac
Fooling Me quotes by Jack Kerouac
Criticizing people, winding them up, making idiots of them or fooling them doesn't make people with autism laugh. What makes us smile from the inside is seeing something beautiful, or a memory makes us laugh. This generally happens when there's nobody watching us. And at night, on our own, we might burst out laughing underneath the duvet, or roar with later in an empty room ... When we don't need to think about other people or anything else, that's when we wear our aural expressions. ~ Naoki Higashida
Fooling Me quotes by Naoki Higashida
The nice thing about poetry is that you're always stretching the definitions of words. Lawyers and scientists and scholars of one sort or another try to restrict the definitions, hoping that they can prevent people from fooling each other. But that doesn't stop people from lying.

Cezanne painted a red barn by painting it ten shades of color: purple to yellow. And he got a red barn. Similarly, a poet will describe things many different ways, circling around it, to get to the truth.

My father also had a nice little simile. He said, "The truth is a rabbit in a bramble patch. And you can't lay your hand on it. All you do is circle around and point, and say, 'It's in there somewhere. ~ Pete Seeger
Fooling Me quotes by Pete Seeger
But we were chumps and we knew it. As makers of sentences we were practically fetal, beneath notice, unlaunched, fooling around in our spare time or on somebody else's dime. Nobody loved our sentences as we loved them, and so they congealed or grew sour on our tongues.
We barely glanced at our wall-scribblings for fear of what a few weeks or even hours might expose in our infatuations. Our photocopied fortune slips we'd find in muddy clogs in storm drains, tangled with advertising flyers, unheeded.
Our manuscripts? Those were unspeakable secrets, kept not only from the world but from each other.
My pages were shameful, occluded everywhere with xxxxxx's of regret. I scurried to read Clea's manuscript every time she left the apartment but never confessed that I even knew it existed.
Her title was "Those Young Rangers Thought Love Was a Scandal Like a Bald White Head." Mine was "I Heard the Laughter of the Sidemen from Behind Their Instruments. ~ Jonathan Lethem
Fooling Me quotes by Jonathan Lethem
Literature is claimed to be a mirror of the world," I said, "but the Outlanders are fooling themselves. The BookWorld is as orderly as people in the RealWorld *hope* their own world to be - it isn't a mirror, it's an aspiration. ~ Jasper Fforde
Fooling Me quotes by Jasper Fforde
Lincoln was right about not fooling all the people all the time. But Republicans haven't given up trying. ~ Lyndon B. Johnson
Fooling Me quotes by Lyndon B. Johnson
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