Facelift Quotes

The whole weekend turned out to be one giant round of excruciating foreplay, and if he doesn't stop stalling and give me some relief pretty damn pronto, there's going to be a girl-parts rebellion the likes of which he's never seen. I'm wound tighter than Jane Fonda's latest facelift, goddammit. ~ Leisa Rayven

I'm a bit frightened of the idea of a full facelift because, when you look in the mirror, you want to look like yourself. ~ Carol Vorderman

I think that they haven't been able to perfect a good facelift for a man. ~ Tom Ford

Right after Dynasty ended I had a facelift and laser surgery to get rid of lines around my eyes. ~ Linda Evans

Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!! ~ Joan Rivers

An unforgiving nature reflects in your face. Holding negative energy drags down the facial muscles, puckers one's frown and causes lines around the mouth. Working daily on forgiveness (forgiving oneself as well as one's enemies) is the cheapest, most effective facelift in the whole wide world. All it requires is love and discipline. ~ Sarah Miles

Unfortunately, not every dead body goes to what might be considered "noble ends." There is a slim possibility that your donated head will be the head, the head that holds the key to the mysteries of the twenty-first century's great disease epidemics. But it is equally possible your body will end up being used to train a new crop of Beverly Hills plastic surgeons in the art of the facelift. Or dumped out of a plane to test parachute technology. Your body is donated to science in a very . . . general way. Where your parts go is not up to you. ~ Caitlin Doughty

I'd never say I'll never have a facelift, but I'm way too scared of looking like a different person. I have no philosophical or political position on plastic surgery; I just don't want to look crazy. And I don't like not being able to tell how old someone is: It's creepy. ~ Ellen Barkin

I'm not interested in Botox or getting a facelift. There comes a point where you have to let go and accept that you are no longer the youngest and that you have other things to offer. ~ Jade Jagger

Happiness is the best facelift. ~ Joni Mitchell

A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range! ~ Tom Wilson

We exploit celebrities by caring about shallow things like whether they've gotten a facelift. And we violate their children constantly. But we also love them in a way. ~ Hilary Liftin

You can tell when someone has had a facelift and I haven't had a facelift, and I look like I haven't had a facelift. ~ Rick Springfield

A smile is like an instant facelift and an instant mood lift. ~ Christie Brinkley

I can't tell you how many doctors try to sell me a facelift. I've even gone as far as having someone talk me into it, but when I went over and looked at pictures of myself, I thought 'What are they going to lift?' . Frankly, I think that in the art of aging well there's this sexuality to having those imperfections. It's sensual. ~ Sharon Stone

I can 100 percent tell you that I have not gone under the surgeon's knife or had a facelift. ~ Shane Warne

A face-lift is a woman's attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

No one's ever told me I needed to get a facelift or anything. ~ Kristin Cavallari