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Put two idiot drivers together at a traffic light and you're gonna have a car wreck. - Pop - Krill America
An elementary school student asked me the NOT "politically correct" question, "Is an idiot smarter than a moron?" I had to Google it because I was afraid to respond in today's PC society and didn't want to offend him, his parents, or anyone else. Here's what I found.
Technically, a moron is smarter than an idiot. An imbecile is also smarter than an idiot.
Although today the words are considered insulting and derogatory, prior to the 1960s they were widely used as actual psychology terms associated with intelligence on an IQ test.
An IQ between:
00-25 = Idiot
26-50 = Imbecile
51-70 = Moron
Explaining all of this to a nine year old with an IQ of 130 made me feel like society has turned all adults into one of the above, myself included.
When I told him that I'm afraid to openly say it, the nine year old said, "Adults are idiots!
Just a nod, or a wink, a finger, or a thumb can have so many different meanings.
Just knock off the horns and hair, and toss it on the coals for about thirty seconds on each side. I like mine still kicking and quivering! -Wichita talking about steak
I guess it's a good thing that we don't know what we don't know; otherwise it would probably make a lot more of us a lot more insane.
Regaring Politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other; someone has to walk the fence and feed the animals. - Kinky Friedman
Please sir, eat the nuts that are here for you. - Melamie Masters
The word for the day is: legs - the phrase for the day is: Spread the word. - Major Mac Pecan
A little holiday spirit lives forever in everyone. Test your own holiday spirit. Give away all of it you can. You'll see, it comes right back to you.
You can't shave a cat with a shoe.
You, sir, are as twisted as a twelve-string banjo. - Willie Nelson to Sheriff Preston Bank
Why go to so much trouble when Cranberry Juice, Chicken Broth, and Vodka tastes just like Thanksgiving Dinner, and you can enjoy it alone.
Eyebrows and hair singed off, Hector is barely recognizable under a lathering of day-glow orange. He appears to have been tarred-and-feathered with orange tar and oatmeal feathers.
Seasickness in itself is not contagious, but I'm pretty sure that puking is extremely contagious.
Happy Valentine's... Let's wear costumes!
My hands are way too big to text. I'd need short hand for my hands. -Foot to Pad
Buzz Aldrin said something on the moon about a soft landing before 'stage-aware' Neil Armstrong said, "Houston, the Eagle has landed". People still argue about what the first words were on the moon.
We enjoy talking about music, politics, and subjugation. - Kinky Friedman to Night Rider on KOKE-FM
