Sexting Quotes

My hands are way too big to text. I'd need short hand for my hands. -Foot to Pad ~ Ray Palla

Sexting is dangerous business. I don't recommend it. ~ Wendy Higgins

A former congressman on his sexting habit: I have made terrible mistakes. I have not been honest with myself, my family, my constituents, my friends and supporters and the media. ~ Anthony Weiner

Sì, maybe I should consult Viktor. Niccolo pulled his phone from his pocket. His fingers jabbed at the miniature text pad with frustration:
H asked me 2 break 1 of my rules, then I should sleep w/ her. Yes? Niccolo hit send.
Viktor responded immediately: U mean sexting. right?
Niccolo: Sexting?
Viktor: Sex+texting.
Niccolo: Idiot. real sex.
Viktor: Dumbass! Then u lose chance 4 freedom.
Niccolo: Have lost it already. I think.
Viktor: K, then tell her who U R instead, ass. ~ Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Sex has changed drastically over the years due to technology. The World Wide Web has boosted the sex market and made sex ever present. No one has to work hard anymore with sexting, Tango, Skype, and all the other ways you can initiate sex without ever even suckling on my damn nipple! ~ Sanjo Jendayi

I have nowhere to go and no way to get there. But at least I'm not hitchhiking, because my thumbs are too proud - and too busy sexting your mom. ~ Jarod Kintz

Hey, you're kind of adorable.
Hey. So are you.
There's a soft knock on my door.
One sex! Someone's here.
OMG, YOU PERVY IPHONE. Sec. Not sex.
TOO LATE! he writes. Three dots. Does this count as sexting?
I think so? ~ Becky Albertalli

You kind of caught me and Ryder texting."
"You and Ryder? Why is that a secret? Wait--do you mean you two were sexting?"
"Oh my God! No. Eww!" That's just so…tacky. ~ Kristi Cook

Who are you, Mr. Knight? Are you my knight in shining armor? Or a dark prince, riding into obscurity? Whoever you are, you better reply to me. I need you. I need this. ~ Alexandra Iff

Would you like me to drive so you can manage your social life?" I asked. It came out much snippier than I'd intended, but he was oblivious to my
tone, still looking at his newest message.
"No, no, I'm fine."
"We'd better not get in an accident because you're busy sexting and driving," I said. He burst out laughing ~ Wendy Higgins

No worries" is the best thing to happen to sullen teenagers since I was one - even better than vampire sexting, GTL, or Call of Duty. When I was a sullen teenager, we had to make do wtih the vastly inferior "whatever".
"No worries" beats "whatever" six ways to Sunday. I'ts a vaguely mystical way of saying "I hear your mouth make noise, saying something that I plan to ignore." It has a noble Rasta-man vibe, as if you're quoting some sort of timeless yet meaningless proverb on the nature of change - "Soon come," or "As the cloud is slow, the wind is quick." In terms of ignoring provocation, "no worries" is just about perfect. ~ Rob Sheffield

Miss Roberts, where should I send the check for the steam cleaning of your furniture and replacement of your ruined panties? ~ Alexandra Iff