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Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.
It's an end of the world I guess. I guess you'd currently call it disaster movie. But really they weren't disaster movies. They were more end of the world movies. This is more an end of the world movie.
Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.
TEACHER
Next. I am afraid --
STUDENT
I em afred --
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We are out --
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Wee are out --
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Of badgers.
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Of badjurs.
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Would you accept --
STUDENT
Wud you accept --
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A wolverine --
STUDENT
A wolver-eene --
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In its place?
Sometimes you have to be cruel ... in order to be even crueler.
Insects are my secret fear. That's what terrifies me more than anything - insects.
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Let us begin. Repeat after me. I would like
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I wud like
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To feed your fingertips
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To feed yur fingerteeps
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To the wolverines.
Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.
The true essence of comedy is a baby seal hunt.
Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.
You only live once and, usually, not even then.
One of my problems is I am getting so mature that I have to pick up a TV and toss it through the coffee table just to remind people of who I am. I want to go ranting and screaming into the grave.
A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.
If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from
Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside.
I try to attack all races and creeds, except the Irish. Clearly they are closest to the angels and don't deserve abuse. But the others have it coming.
Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.
Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines.
It began as this desire to do this science fiction movie about perhaps one of the last insects left that nobody's done anything on, which is the cockroach - and truly one of the most frightening insects.
I think therapy interferes with the creative process. It takes off the edge.
Surely there must be a better gift God could have given us than life?
