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I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.
Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.
I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.
I can't believe my eyes.
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
The function of my comedy is not to provide answers, but to postulate questions, impertinent questions and therefore finally, pertinent questions. Not to open doors, merely to unlock them. To not invade the boundaries of probability but stabd a cool guard this side of the boundaries. Somewhere between there's a thesis. To pump up the muscle of dialectic (or in my case Di-Eclectic!) against the brawn of surrealistic solution.
I play not Hamlet, but the second gravedigger, not Lear but the fool.
Hookers have to deliver on their promise ... unlike politicians.
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
