Jemaine Clement Quotes

There are a lot of difficult situations that lead to awkwardness.

There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up

I don't think I'm cut out to be a supervillain. [Laughs.] I think I'd be a supervillain that would exercise some form of mind control. Rather than war, I'd force people to get on with each other and I'd force people to argue reasonably about things rather than be polemical. So I'd be a supervillain that makes everyone get on, but forcefully. There would be no choice about it. No free will.

I can only think of one wacky best friend who I thought was awesome: Rhys Ifans in 'Notting Hill.' He really nailed the wacky best friend.

They don't get along with me, but I get along with other people.

The book is even quirkier, but it's hard to bring all of that stuff to a movie. With a book, you use your imagination more and create your own way to make it all make sense.

I'm a real pawn-shopper.

I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.

In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of being shy.

The writing is just a boring job. It's just a horrible job.

I grew up in front of a TV.

I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these scripts are like, "You play the douchebag friend of Ashton Kutcher." It's all these characters that are overconfident or hyper-masculine.

I miss the city Bret and I live in, Wellington. It's a good place to be creative, in the same way New York is.