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Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like unconsumed portions of chicken layer's mash, and the sweepings of racing stables, packing the mixture in little bags and selling them in health food shops.
Frank Muir Quotes: Some breakfast food manufacturer hit
The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I'm just going to say a few words.
Frank Muir Quotes: The speeches to be wary
Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.
Frank Muir Quotes: Strategy is buying a bottle
It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.
Frank Muir Quotes: It has been said that
Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!
Frank Muir Quotes: Infamy! Infamy! They've all got
The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat
Frank Muir Quotes: The glances over cocktails That
The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.
Frank Muir Quotes: The golden rule when reading
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