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I think weather affects my mood a lot more than I thought, and I like to be in bad moods sometimes.
Ellie Kemper Quotes: I think weather affects my
I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.
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I ended up majoring in English, which I'm not particularly fluent in.
Ellie Kemper Quotes: I ended up majoring in
Some people think they can barge in and give you their opinion even though you didn't ask for it.
Ellie Kemper Quotes: Some people think they can
Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'
Ellie Kemper Quotes: Growing up, I had one
I guess it's easier to think badly and then be pleasantly surprised.
Ellie Kemper Quotes: I guess it's easier to
I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing.
Ellie Kemper Quotes: I think I get certain
I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.
Ellie Kemper Quotes: I want to be a
Like Sally Hawkins with the creature of water, I seemed to have developed a crush on something that wasn't exactly a person, but was definitely smarter than a fish.
Ellie Kemper Quotes: Like Sally Hawkins with the
Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.
Ellie Kemper Quotes: Most New Yorkers want to
My favorite feature is my red hair. Why wouldn't it be? It sets me apart from other people who don't have red hair, and it instantly bonds me with people who do. Experts often say that redheads are an endangered species - but experts say a lot of things. My own hasty scans of sidewalks and shopping malls show plenty of us out and about. Maybe the experts are just saying that because they are jealous of all the redheads - and the only revenge they know is to claim that we will all die.
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I can't do impressions.
Ellie Kemper Quotes: I can't do impressions.
I loved 'Freaks and Geeks.' I don't know a better show.
Ellie Kemper Quotes: I loved 'Freaks and Geeks.'
You've got a lame hand.' This was the clinical term for my condition. 'I'm not really sure why,' the doctor concluded. I looked at this man and I realized that I, too, could have been a doctor.
Ellie Kemper Quotes: You've got a lame hand.'
My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't think that's true. I think sometimes you just can't paint.
Ellie Kemper Quotes: My painting teacher in high
New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.
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