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When life is woe, And hope is dumb, The World says, "Go!" The Grave says, "Come!
I hope the Vandals had thorns in their sandals
Don't tell your friends about your indigestions: "How are you!" is a greeting, not a question.
When "Do no Evil" has been understood, Then learn the harder, braver rule, "Do Good.
Oh, who would choose to be a traveler?
That anxious railway-guide unravelerWho spends his nights in berths and bunks,His days in chaperoning trunks;Who stands in line at gates and wicketsTo spend his means on costly ticketsTo Irkutsk, Liverpool and YapAnd other dots upon the map.
No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass.
Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.
God, give me hills to climb, And strength for climbing!
For the young Gaels of Ireland
Are the lads that drive me mad,
For half their words need footnotes
And half their rhymes are bad.
It takes a bee to get the honey out
So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.
In life as in football, fall forward when you fall.
First dentistry was painless.
Then bicycles were chainless,
Carriages were horseless,
And many laws enforceless.
Next cookery was fireless,
Telegraphy was wireless,
Cigars were nicotineless,
And coffee caffeineless.
Soon oranges were seedless,
The putting green was weedless,
The college boy was hatless,
The proper diet fatless.
New motor roads are dustless,
The latest steel is rustless,
Our tennis courts are sodless,
Our new religion
godless.
A Man consumes the Time you make him Wait In thinking of your Faults-so don't be late!
The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain!
God's Road is all uphill, but do not tire; Rejoice that we may still keep climbing higher.
What one approves , another scorns, And thus his nature each discloses: You find the rosebush full of thorns, I find the thornbush full of roses.
It's lovely having grass and trees and flowers(Of course, at times, mosquitoes are a pest).Yes, life is life out here in Rangely Towers(Of course Some People like the city best)!
The Deer don't dineWhen a Wolf's about,And the PorcupineSticks his quill-points out.
Admitting Error clears the Score, And proves you Wiser than before.
The porcupine, which one must handle gloved, may be respected, but is never loved.
Active minds that think and study, like swift brooks are seldom muddy.
Scheme not to make what's Another's your own; Be not a Dog for the sake of a Bone.
On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness
The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.
The sword of Charlemagne the Just
Is Ferric Oxide, known as rust.
The grizzly bear, whose potent hug,
Was feared by all, is now a rug.
Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself.
He who knows what he is told must know a lot of things that are not so.
