Allen Klein Quotes

Humor can be one of our best survival tools.

It has been said that 80% of what people learn is visual.

Laughter can help relieve tension in even the heaviest of matters.

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.

When you do find humor in trying times, one of the first and most important changes you experience is that you see your perplexing problems in a new way - you suddenly have a new perspective on them.

I contend that not only can you laugh at adversity, but it is essential to do so if you are to deal with setbacks without defeat.

No matter what has happened, you too have the power to enjoy yourself.

When you think about advertisements, it makes sense that they want to hold and retain our attention.

The tragedy of September 11th was so sudden, so enormous, and so horrendous, both in terms of lives lost and global consequences, that this country and the world went into immediate and prolonged shock.

Laughing is also good for your respiratory system.

Our attitudes are the crayons that color our world.

To a child, often the box a toy came in is more appealing than the toy itself.

Though snails are exceedingly slow,
There is one thing I'd like to know.
If I out run 'em round the yard,
How come they beat me to the chard?

When we can find some humor in our upsets, they no longer seem as large or as important as they once did.

Now, a recent study from cardiologists at the University of Maryland, has shown that laughter may have a beneficial effect on the heart.

It is still not clear from this study how laughter can directly help the heart but other studies have shown that laughter is beneficial for every system in the body.

Zen teaches that once we can open up to the inevitability of our demise, we can begin to transform that situation and lighten up about it.

When we are dealing with death we are constantly being dragged down by the event: Humor diverts our attention and lifts our sagging spirits.

There is always something to chuckle about. Sometimes we see it. Sometimes ... we don't. Still, the world is filled with humor. It is there when we are happy and it is there to cheer us up when we are not.

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way.

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.

Children remind us to treasure the smallest of gifts, even in the most difficult of times.

And, unlike the earlier bombing on the World Trade Center, a major landmark and symbol of the strength of the financial world was, not just damaged but, totally destroyed.

There are no language barriers when you are smiling.

When times get tough, at some point, people instinctively know they need to lighten up in order to get through it.

The hardest thing you can do is smile when you are ill, in pain, or depressed. But this no-cost remedy is a necessary first half-step if you are to start on the road to recovery.

Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss.

In every job, relationship, or life situation there is inevitably some turbulence. Learn to laugh at it. It is part of what you do and who you are.

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial.

Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem.

Like sheep that get lost nibbling away at the grass because they never look up, we often focus so much on ourselves and our problems that we get lost.

In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets; you may not find something to laugh about immediately.