Peter Griffin Quotes

I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more reading ~ Peter Griffin

Brian, there's a message in my alphabet soup. It says oooooooo."
"Peter, those are cheerios. ~ Peter Griffin

At first I didn't believe in women and unicorns but that was before I knew about the power of chick stuff and before I knew Vageena Hertz. ~ Peter Griffin

In the end, it will just melt away quite suddenly. It might not be as early as 2013 but it will be soon, much earlier than 2040. ~ Peter Wadhams

Singapore had taken a much more, well, Singaporean approach to the problem of hippies than the Malaysians had. They'd let them in, but only if they got a haircut. ~ Peter Moore

Bin Laden comes out of a business background - he studied public administration and economics at university, and he worked for his family company, which was obviously a rather successful enterprise. ~ Peter L. Bergen

And upon his return, Gherkins, who had always considered his uncle as a very top-hatted sort of person, actually saw him take from his handkerchief-drawer an undeniable automatic pistol.
It was at this point that Lord Peter was apotheosed from the state of Quite Decent Uncle to that of Glorified Uncle ~ Dorothy L. Sayers

God, could that dopey girl dance. Buddy Singer and his stinking band was playing 'Just One of Those Things' and even they couldn't ruin it entirely. It's a swell song. I didn't try any trick stuff while we danced
I hate a guy that does a lot of show-off tricky stuff on the dance floor
but I was moving her around plenty, and she stayed with me. The funny thing is, I thought she was enjoying it, too, till all of a sudden she came out with this very dumb remark. "I and my girl friends saw Peter Lorre last night," she said. "The movie actor. In person. He was buyin' a newspaper. He's cute."
"You're lucky," I told her. "You're really lucky. You know that?" She was really a moron. But what a dancer. ~ J.D. Salinger

...the bad dreams are the way I bleed... ~ Peter S. Beagle

It's kind of a funny way to put it, but if you want to study a dynamic economic system, what you'd like to be able to do is focus on the linkages, say, between asset markets and the macro economy without having to model everything at the same time. ~ Lars Peter Hansen

The Holy Eucharist is the perfect expression of the love of Jesus Christ for man since It is the quintessence of all the mysteries of His Life. ~ Peter Julian Eymard

What's medicine for some people is poison for others - because you can never pay Paul without robbing Peter. ~ Thomas More

The really important things are said over cocktails and are never done. ~ Peter Drucker

Does she love you?"
"Not yet," Elliott says. "But she will. Araby's used to loving people who've done terrible things. ~ Bethany Griffin

[Entrepreneurship] is by no means hunch or gamble. But it also is not precisely science. Rather, it is judgment. ~ Peter Drucker

Nobody is the same. If we were all the same it would be bloody boring. ~ Peter Hook

Gundhrold's head lowered until his massive beak was only inches away from Amos's nose. "I am a son of the desert. This was once my home - the home of all my kind. I know every crag, every slope, every crick and hollow-"
Amos rolled his eyes. "Every blatherin' speck o' sand? ~ Gillian Bronte Adams

Objectives are not commands; they are commitments. ~ Peter Drucker

Brain's got all kinds of gauges. You can know you're blind even when you're not; you can know you can see, even when you're blind. And yeah, you can know you don't exist even when you do. It's a long list, commissar. Cotard's, Anton's, Damascus disease. Just for starters. ~ Peter Watts

There's no conscious plan here; my whole life in politics as a state legislator and in Congress has been about strengthening the middle class. ~ Peter Welch

The only way to avoid eternal punishment for sins we never committed from this all-loving God is to accept his son - who is actually himself - as our savior. So ... God sacrificed himself to himself to save us from himself. Barking mad! ~ Peter Boghossian

Certainly they did not pretend to be sleepy, they were sleepy; and that was a danger, for the moment they popped off, down they fell. The awful thing was that Peter found this funny. "There he goes again!" he would cry gleefully as Michael suddenly dropped like a stone. ~ J.M. Barrie

We should do another 10 Bad Boys movies. I could come in in one of those electric wheelchairs, like Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove, just shouting away. ~ Joe Pantoliano

Peter sank. "I'd give anything to see time. ~ Jodi Lynn Anderson

Grinning ear to ear, Griffin tucked his hair behind his ears. "Not to worry, I've got the suit I want all picked out."
My frown even deeper, I pointed at Matt. "Do not let him leave the store if he's wearing any sort of pastel color." I paused, then added, "Or anything assless. ~ S.C. Stephens

The PhD student is someone who forgoes current income in order to forgo future income. ~ Peter Greenberg

All change...arises from an underlying collapse into chaos...what may appear to us to be motive and purpose is in fact ultimately motiveless, purposeless decay. ~ Peter Atkins

I could set from memory a replica of the perfect Still Life she laid out on the table each morning: the carefully folded Advertiser, the two canary yellow hemispheres of grapefruit in their bowls, separated by a more richly yellowed cube of butter; the sky blue milk-jug and matching sugar bowl filled to the brim with their differently textured whitenesses; the pot of tea snug in its knitted navy blue cosy, the steam that rose invisibly from its spout suddenly rendered visible, swirling, where it entered the slanting morning light. ~ Peter Goldsworthy

I've always tried to make movies that pull the audience out of their seats ... I want audiences to be transported. ~ Peter Jackson

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men. ~ Finley Peter Dunne

Or maybe the ugliness is in us.
That's just the way we are.
Underneath the pretense of civilization. ~ Bethany Griffin

But she's extraordinarily attractive, he thought, as, walking across Trafalgar Square in the direction of the Haymarket, came a young woman who, as she passed Gordon's statue, seemed, Peter Walsh thought (susceptible as he was), to shed veil after veil, until she became the very woman he had always had in mind; young, but stately; merry, but discreet; black, but enchanting. ~ Virginia Woolf

We were Negroes and our concern was the white man and how to get along with him; how to hold our own and raise ourselves in his esteem without for one moment letting him think he had any God-given rights that we did not also have. ~ John Howard Griffin