Pasties Plus Quotes

You know your mother means to feast with me,
And calls herself Revenge, and thinks me mad:
Hark, villains! I will grind your bones to dust
And with your blood and it I'll make a paste,
And of the paste a coffin I will rear
And make two pasties of your shameful heads,
And bid that strumpet, your unhallow'd dam,
Like to the earth swallow her own increase.
This is the feast that I have bid her to,
And this the banquet she shall surfeit on; (5.2.18) ~ William Shakespeare

I wrote, and sometimes, when I was stuck, I hit the road. I ate pasties in the Upper Peninsula and hush puppies in Cairo. I did my best not to write about any place I had not been. ~ Neil Gaiman

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong. ~ Nicole Peeler

Shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull-dyke and win a cotton-candy goat. ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Pastries are a baker's remedy for all ills. ~ Anthony T. Hincks

It is perhaps dangerous to conclude too much about the character and intentions of a nation based on the snacks menu in a railway carriage, but I couldn't help wonder if Scottish nationalism hasn't gone a little too far now. I mean, these poor people are denying themselves simple comforts like KitKats and Cornish pasties and instead are eating neeps and foot medication on grounds of patriotism. Seems a bit unnecessary to me. ~ Bill Bryson

I can't give more than I have. It doesn't matter if I am the most beautiful person in the room. There is inevitably going to be somebody way shinier and more tan than my pasty self. ~ Olivia Thirlby

Note to self: Pasty-skinned programmers ought not stand in the Mojave desert for multiple hours. ~ John Carmack

Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong. ~ Darynda Jones

Go on, have a pasty, said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with. It was a nice feeling, sitting there with Ron, eating their way through all Harry's pasties, cakes, and candies (the sandwiches lay forgotten). ~ J.K. Rowling

Entertainment has a bad name ... The word wears spandex, pasties, a leisure suit studded with blinking lights. ~ Michael Chabon

He planned to stick to her like pasties on a stripper. ~ Gena Showalter

I looked a little pasty. But hey, at least I didn't wet myself! ~ Kara DioGuardi

In truth I don't like Cornish pasties. ~ Joe Cornish

Fine then if that's what you want. You go digging in my head and I'm going to stand here and undress you with my eyes until you're buck naked. Just so you know, I'm putting you in a sheer red thong. No bra ... maybe a pair of red pasties ... no, better yet, strawberry-flavored nipple paint and I'm coating your entire body in honey. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon