Lando Calrissian Quotes

Just makes room for a new friend you know? Maybe it's a game, but that's what I do. I'm a professional. ~ Charles Soule

But few sabacc players had learned the game from Han Solo and Lando Calrissian. ~ Claudia Gray

Like Jesus said, "The kingdom of heaven is within," which seems, once and for all, to bust wide open the daft afterlife view of heaven as some kind of Lando Calrissian cloud kingdom that you can get into like Alton Towers if you acquire enough good-boy tokens. ~ Russell Brand

I have to make half of my decision based on what I think my fans will appreciate, and the other half has to be for my personal reasons. ~ Joe Lando

I don't like to repeat myself as an actor. ~ Joe Lando

I'd be honored to be playing a Republican, although I'm not. ~ Joe Lando

I had built this bubble around us. Around all of us-you, me, Chewie, the kids, Luke, Mara, even Lando. Heck, even the stupid droids. We were all in it, you know. In it and safe, a cozy family. Nothing could hurt us - could really hurt us."
-Han Solo ~ R.A. Salvatore

I commissioned this artist to make these silver tomahawks by hand. Larry Sellers, who plays Cloud Dancing on the show, blessed and cleansed them and all. ~ Joe Lando

When you work with somebody you have chemistry with, it's easy and it's fun. You hardly call it work. ~ Joe Lando

I'm the poster boy for Propecia. It's amazing. ~ Joe Lando

I love the Midwest. I think about it every day. I wonder if I would rather have a little farm in the Midwest, in Illinois or Wisconsin, or would I rather have like a little getaway up in the mountains of Colorado. ~ Joe Lando

As he joined them, Lando felt a frown crease his forehead. It had been hard to tell through all the rest of their murmurings. But he could have sworn Winter had just said--

'Winter?' he asked.
'Yes?' she said, looking at him
Lando felt his lip twitch. 'Nothing, he said, and kept walking.

Because, really, no one said 'May the Force be with us' anymore. No one but Rebels and religious nuts.

And if Winter was one of either group, he really didn't want to know about it. ~ Timothy Zahn

The knuckles of his hand that had Shaw's name inked across them caught my eye. I pointed to them.
"You have her with you forever already, a ring isn't going to make that much of a difference, bro."
"I need to wait until she's done with school next semester. She needs to graduate and focus on starting med school. I don't want her worrying about me or a wedding while she does it. Honestly, talking to Lando made me start thinking about it. God, forbid something happened to me or to her. I want everyone on the planet to know how much she means to me. How she changed my life and made me want to be a better man for her and her alone. ~ Jay Crownover

I love a lot of Colorado and upper Utah. I think some of the most beautiful terrain is upper BC. ~ Joe Lando

We thought Forever-Player Lando was bad. Head-Over-Heels Lando might be ten times worse."
"Yikes. Hadn't thought of that. ~ Daniel Jose Older

I need family support close because when you go to work, they are long days and it can get lonely. ~ Joe Lando

I would love to get a place out in the country and spend my idle time just remodeling and planting seeds and watching them grow. ~ Joe Lando

Do you recognize them now, Lando?" Varga was smiling. He couldn't breathe. ~ Anthony Bruno

But Lando was a gambler. A true gambler never folded when he still had cards left to play. ~ Timothy Zahn

Soap opera wouldn't be my first choice, but at this point in my life, I would consider a soap. It would allow me to act and still do other things with my life. ~ Joe Lando

Ninja beats pirate. Pirate beats ghost.
Ghost beats zombie. Zombie beats most.
Werewolf beats vampire. Vamp beats Imp.
Imp beats fiend. Fiend beats wimp.
Wizard beats cyrborg. Cyborg surely beats troll.
Troll beats goblin. Goblin eats a hermit's soul.
Hermit beats child. Child beats wagon.
Wagon beats moon snake. Moon snake beats dragon.
Dragon beats hydra. Hydra beats sailor.
Sailor beats teacher. Teacher beats tailor.
Tailor beats sun worm. Sun worm beats clown.
Clown beats robo-squid. Robo-squid beats town.

Town fights jackals. Town will win.
Town fights mummies. Town won't fight again.

Zookeeper beats hell hound. Hell hound beats giant.
Giant beats accountant. Accountant beats client.
Client beats frog. Frog beats himself.
Knight beats Big Foot. Big Foot beats elf.
Elf beats pixie. Pixie beats specter.
Specter beats sea hag. Sea hag beats Hector.
Hector beats serpent. Serpent beats rat.
Rat beats Grandma. Grandma beats cat.
Lava beats demon. Demon beats warlock.
Warlock beats dinosaur. Dino beats Spock.
Spock beats Lando. Lando beats Qui-Gon.
Qui-Gon beats Jar-Jar. Jar-Jar beats none.

Rock beats scissors. Scissors beat paper.
Paper beats insect. Insect beats vapor.
Wood Woman beats Tree Man. Tree Man beats the dark.
The dark kills spider-fish. Spider-fish beats shark.
You beat me. I beat a dentist.
The ~ Dan Bergstein

If there was another Dr. Quinn movie, I would do it in a heartbeat. ~ Joe Lando

I have had the auditioning process go on for two weeks or three weeks. I am always incredibly anxious. The audition and the wait is definitely the hardest part for me. ~ Joe Lando

My dad is a really honest, hardworking, straight guy. ~ Joe Lando

It was real Cheyenne. I would get the translations the night before, but it was very difficult because it was not like any other language you would be familiar with. ~ Joe Lando

I would love the opportunity to work in Chicago. It would be like a dream come true, if I could work there on something like the way ER was filmed. ~ Joe Lando

I'm 37 years old and don't have a steady paycheck. ~ Joe Lando

There's an old saying, this too shall pass, and change is good. ~ Joe Lando

Somehow Luke understood - in a way that Lando never had, that Hand and Leia and Chewbacca had simply never grasped - just how dark a place the universe really was.
Lando guessed that was where Luke got his humility. His kindness. His gentle faith that people could change for the better. That must have been why he rarely smiled, and almost never made jokes. Because the goodness was all he rally had. It was his lifeline. The rope to which he clung, dangling over the abyss. ~ Matthew Woodring Stover

On the first season of our show, I commissioned a Native American artist to make up, 'cause I'm known for the tomahawk, besides the hair and the leather outfit and the whole thing. ~ Joe Lando

Buying gifts for a kid. Can we get him a cute little cape and a mustache so he looks like old Uncle Lando?" Lobot ~ Chuck Wendig

Fighters ahead," Taka warned. "Look sharp."
"I always look sharp," Lando chuckled. ~ Daniel Jose Older

I know I'm honest and dependable, usually. I know I'm always dependable for my wife. I'm always at home and I'm always there to help. ~ Joe Lando

Talking with other parents really gave me some lessons that I try to hold on to now, as a parent of two boys. ~ Joe Lando