Jill Myles Quotes

Finally, thank you very much to Jeaniene Frost and Jill Myles. This book does have sex in it. Please don't hit me anymore."

~Ilona Andrews in the Acknowledgements section of Magic Bleeds ~ Ilona Andrews

I can't believe you didn't tell me you have a phone."

"It is a penis move," said Ethan agreed in a stiff voice.
"Dick move, baby," said Remmy ~ Jill Myles

This is like some Lord of the Rings shit! We're about to enter Mordor! ~ Jill Myles

I can't, Muffin. I can't talk to him.

Why? He was good enough to sleep with, but not good enough to talk to now that he know's that you're part fish? ~ Jill Myles

Damn, girl. You are a kinky fuck."

I glanced down. The sheet was spattered with blood, my skin covered with dried red lines. Awkward. "Oh. I tripped and fell."

"On his fangs? Over and over? ~ Jill Myles

Let me get this straight. You've just told me that I was bitten by a vampire, had sex with an angel, then I died, but I've risen again as a succubus. And you've wondering why I don't believe you?"
(Jackie) ~ Jill Myles

A lot of people are afraid to tell you the truth in this business. Yes, you're going to have to suck a lot of dick. Yes, double penetration makes your ass look fat. Yes, that does look diseased. But I've always tried to be a straight shooter. ~ Jill Myles

I created her, but she answers to no one. ~ Jill Myles

The thing about not being historically a mainstream writer is that everyone feels like you're theirs: you're their friend. ~ Eileen Myles

Our right hemisphere, it thinks in pictures and it learns kinesthetically through the movement of our bodies. Information ... explodes into this enormous collage of what this present moment looks like, smells like and tastes like, what it feels like and what it sounds like. ~ Jill Bolte Taylor

The Kingdom is the love of God prevailing in politics, in business, in government, in media. It is all the impact of the laws of God creating a social environment where the strong help the weak, where those who have give to those who don't. It's a society where relationships are built on love. ~ Myles Munroe

I want you to know, chickens aren't sexy. Not to me."
This was met with silence.
"Are you there?" She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. "Cam? Can you hear me?"
"Yes, chickens aren't sexy. Uh ... I don't think they're meant to be. ~ Jill Shalvis

I don't want to scare the guests with a big old guard dog," Tara protested.
"Safety is far more important than worrying about what anyone else thinks," Sawyer told her.
"You're right, of course." Tara looked at her sisters. "We'll think about both an alarm and a dog."
"We can borrow Izzy from Jax," Maddie said.
"Sure," Tara said. "And she can lick the next bad guy to death. ~ Jill Shalvis

I'm putting a temporary hold on the 'stay away from me' thing,'" she said. "just for a minute while I yell at you, and then we're definitely going right back to it. ~ Jill Shalvis

Jesus is offering you a lifeboat, but you would rather swim. Are you tired of swimming yet? ~ Jill Ammon Vanderwood

I discovered that success has very little to do with education or race or disposition; it has more to do with principles and following those principles. ~ Myles Munroe

Please take responsibility for the energy you bring into this space. ~ Jill Bolte Taylor

Okay, time to play doctor."
Her entire body quivered, sending "yes please" vibes to her brain. Luckily her mouth intercepted them. "Sure, if I can be the doctor."
His mouth curved. "I'm willing to take turns, but me first. ~ Jill Shalvis

I believe that the more time we spend choosing to run the deep inner-peace circuitry of our right hemispheres, the more peace we will project into the world, and the more peaceful our planet will be. ~ Jill Bolte Taylor

Anna, I only know this: when it is your turn to die - my turn, anyone's - when it is time for you to let go of one life and reach out for another, you will be left with no choice but to hurl yourself willingly into the mother arms of transfiguration. It's not an end. It's a beginning. ~ Jill Alexander Essbaum

The silver friend knows your present and the gold friend knows all of your past dirt and glories. Once in a blue moon there is someone who knows it all, someone who knows and accepts you unconditionally, someone who is there for life. ~ Jill McCorkle

If you don't attempt things, you don't attract God. ~ Myles Munroe

You're the most unforgettable person I've ever met. ~ Jill Shalvis

I think people in the gay and straight worlds can get a sense of what it means to be an artist. ~ Jill Eikenberry

Happy endings aren't for cowards. ~ Jill A. Davis

Pru Harris's mom had taught her to make wishes on pink cars, falling leaves, and brass lamps, because wishing on something as ordinary as stars or wishing wells was a sign of no imagination. Clearly ~ Jill Shalvis

If I had been a good student and an achiever, I might have been excited by a more systematic approach to writing than what I do. ~ Eileen Myles

She squirmed in her seat, and again he met her gaze. At whatever he found in her expression, a full-blown smile lit up his face, transforming him into a regular guy for a minute. "It's been a long time," he said.

"Since...?"

"Since I've had fun on a stakeout."

She laughed. "I thought you were going to say since you've had a woman in your car who you weren't trying to sleep with."

"Who says I'm not trying to sleep with you?" he asked.

Note to self: Don't tease him. He's better at it than you.

"Come here, Kylie. ~ Jill Shalvis

In antihistory, time is an illusion. ~ Jill Lepore

He tried to hold on, tried to hold back, but it was too late. He was lost. Lost, and yet somehow found. It was as simple and terrifying as that. ~ Jill Shalvis

I've learned that the effort sportsmen and women put in is incredible. Their commitment to their sport is phenomenal. Sometimes as a viewer, as a sports fan, you only see the end result. ~ Jill Douglas

I need my man to be my homie. ~ Jill Scott

Basic stewardship of resources for married couples who are believers centers around understanding and practicing two fundamental financial principles: tithing and budgeting. Herein lie the seeds of dominion - the secrets of fruitfulness, increase, and filling. Tithing recognizes God as the source of our resources while budgeting recognizes our responsibility ~ Myles Munroe

In 1911, an "Amazon" meant any woman rebel - which, to a lot of people, meant any girl who left home and went to college. ~ Jill Lepore

I grasped for breath, what was this obscure, veiled existence I was living? Was it life or was it death? ~ Jill Thrussell

For me, when I'm not working, the day goes by so fast. I never have enough time - getting a manicure, getting a pedicure, getting my workout in, making sure that I ate healthy. Those things can become treacherous to the mind. ~ Jill Soloway

I could float in the pool for hours, just letting the water carry me. ~ Jill Scott

I'm an older woman who's not going to have a shiny pop song ever again, so that gives me license to do whatever the hell I want. ~ Jill Sobule

Lucifer's name means light and the reason they threw him out of heaven and he became the biggest devil and not the biggest saint anymore was what he did with language. ~ Eileen Myles

As we were about to cross the road, Davin suddenly grabbed my wrist and held me back a moment; a car peeled out of the driveway and roared past us. "Geez," I gasped, and then, glancing at him curiously, I added, "Thanks." He didn't say anything, but slowly released my wrist. Before he completely withdrew, I took his hand and interlaced my fingers through his. He looked at me, his lips parted in surprise, but then he smiled shyly and gave my hand a squeeze as we kept walking. It gave me a feeling of nervous flutters in the best way. As we walked up to the doors, Jill and Laurel came bursting out the exit. ~ J.M. Richards

I want to single out Kathryn Hahn's performance in Jill Soloway's film 'Afternoon Delight,' which in my opinion should have been nominated for an Oscar. I think it's one of the greatest female performances I've ever seen on screen, and I think she's wildly talented. ~ Amy Landecker

You're taking a stray cat but leaving behind your man?"

Colbie's heart twisted. Her man… "He doesn't fit into the cat carrier. ~ Jill Shalvis

because everyone knew that saying it out loud made it true. ~ Jill Shalvis

Nope, I am destroyed. A shattered boat of a person. A broken window here, a lousy bell there. An old crappy dyke with half a brain leaking into a book. A drippy excrescence. A schmear. ~ Eileen Myles

Old reference books are like tree rings. Without them, there'd be no way to know what a tree had lived through. ~ Jill Lepore