Gutman Quotes

Eight Hours For What We Will is a major contribution to modern American working-class history and to the history of a changing American popular and mass culture. ~ Herbert Gutman

Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you. ~ Dan Gutman

When you smile, you don't only appear to be more likable and courteous, you appear to be more competent. ~ Ron Gutman

They say there is no 'free lunch' in life. But there are free books! I still can't believe I can go to my local library and get just abut any book in the world - and I don't have to pay a dime!! It's amazing! The library is truly the greatest invention of our civilization. ~ Dan Gutman

ASSUME is to make an ASS of U and ME. ~ Dan Gutman

That's wonderful. I do like a man that tells you right out he's looking out for himself. Don't we all? I don't trust a man that says he's not. And the man that's telling the truth when he says he's not I distrust most of all, because he's and ass and an ass that's going contrary to the laws of nature. ~ Dashiell Hammett

Fizz Ed is gym class, ~ Dan Gutman

I just want to make it clear first of all that I do not have the AIDS disease. I plan on being here for a long time. Life is going to go on for me and I'm going to be a happy man. But sometimes you're a little naive and think 'it's not going to happen to me. It only happens to other people.' But here I am saying that it can happen to anybody. Even me, Magic Johnson. ~ Bill Gutman

Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give. ~ Ron Gutman

When the blood rushes to my head, it helps me think. Well, I know that blood rushing to your head doesn't help you grow hair, because Mr. Klutz had no hair on his head at all. He was bald as a balloon. ~ Dan Gutman

British researchers found that one smile can generate the same level of brain stimulation as up to 2,000 bars of chocolate. The same study found that smiling is as stimulating as receiving up to 16,000 pounds Sterling in cash. That's like 25 grand a smile. ~ Ron Gutman

A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world. ~ Dan Gutman

I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I shake my butt. ~ Dan Gutman

Thats the first rule of being a kid ~ Dan Gutman

Byron: The luxuries of this place have made me soft.The metal point's gone from my pen, there's nothing left but the feather.
Gutman:That may be true.But what can you do about it?
Byron:Make a departure.
Gutman:From yourself?
Byron:From my present self to myself as I used to be!
Gutman:That's the furthest departure a man could make! ~ Tennessee Williams

Gutman smiled benignly at him and said: Well, Wilmer, I'm sorry indeed to lose you, and I want you to know that I couldn't be any fonder of you if you were my own son; but - well, by Gad! - if you lose a son it's possible to get another - and there's only one Maltese falcon. ~ Dashiell Hammett

If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager ~ Dan Gutman

Feel the flowing life energy." "Yesssssssssssssss ... " "Can you see the universe unfolding in your mind?" Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ~ Dan Gutman

Hey soda girl. You're flat. ~ Dan Gutman

If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly. ~ Dan Gutman

Every bad thing that happens in the world is good for somebody. ~ Dan Gutman

Alan Shepard was the first and only interplanetary golfer," Coke told his sister. "He was also the first and only interplanetary litterbug," Moe said. "What he did was disgraceful. ~ Dan Gutman

I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, its possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon. (Kasper Gutman) ~ Dashiell Hammett

Children ... smile as many as 400 times per day. ~ Ron Gutman

In and effort to be fair, an umpire will sometimes cheat. ~ Dan Gutman

[Spade] scowled at Gutman and burst out irritably: Jesus God! is this the first thing you guys ever stole? You're a fine lot of lollipops! What are you going to do next
get down and pray? ~ Dashiell Hammett

You wanna grow up to be a trivia question?" she asked, challenging me. "Or do you wanna make a difference in the world? ~ Dan Gutman

It was a bright, sunny morning in June when Bill first visited Jacob Kingsley. He flew in through the open window, buzzed about the room awhile, and then planted his six tiny legs along the wall opposite the bed. ~ Nate Gutman

From what I've seen of (Larry) Bird, he's not just one bird. He's a whole flock! ~ Bill Gutman