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A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.
You wanna grow up to be a trivia question?" she asked, challenging me. "Or do you wanna make a difference in the world?
ASSUME is to make an ASS of U and ME.
Fizz Ed is gym class,
Hey soda girl. You're flat.
If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly.
Alan Shepard was the first and only interplanetary golfer," Coke told his sister. "He was also the first and only interplanetary litterbug," Moe said. "What he did was disgraceful.
Feel the flowing life energy." "Yesssssssssssssss ... " "Can you see the universe unfolding in your mind?" Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Every bad thing that happens in the world is good for somebody.
When the blood rushes to my head, it helps me think. Well, I know that blood rushing to your head doesn't help you grow hair, because Mr. Klutz had no hair on his head at all. He was bald as a balloon.
If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager
In and effort to be fair, an umpire will sometimes cheat.
Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.
Thats the first rule of being a kid
I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I shake my butt.
They say there is no 'free lunch' in life. But there are free books! I still can't believe I can go to my local library and get just abut any book in the world - and I don't have to pay a dime!! It's amazing! The library is truly the greatest invention of our civilization.
