Best Motivational And Funny Quotes

You know the trouble with real life? There's no danger music. ~ Jim Carrey

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn? ~ Jane Austen

It takes a lot of hard work and dedication just like any pro sport. Especially for beach volleyball you don't have to be tall or as fast as other sports. You just have to have the skills. ~ Misty May-Treanor

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. ~ Terry Pratchett

I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it too. ~ Conan O'Brien

You're a kid, your whole life is awesome. It's awesome, right? You had no money, no ID, no cell phone, no nothing, no keys to the house. You just ran outside into the woods. You weren't
scared of nothing. I challenge you to do that as an adult. All your IDs, all your credit cards - just run out of the house with no phone, turn the corner where you can't see your house, and
not have a full on panic attack. ~ Bill Burr

Nobody wants to enter the jungle, but everyone wants to be called Rambo. ~ Mircea Popister

Sitting too long produces trees. ~ Lorin Morgan-Richards

I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record. ~ Eminem

Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves. ~ Albert Einstein