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Moe: [Black Louie is using Larry as a human target for knife-throwing] Be careful you don't hit Larry.
Curly: Where is he?
Moe: Over there.
Curly: I don't see him.
Moe: Take off the glasses.
[Curly takes his glasses off]
Moe: Over there by the wall.
Curly: What wall?
The Three Stooges Quotes: Moe: [Black Louie is using
Judge: Take the stand.
Curly: [picks the chair up] Where'll I put it?
Judge: No, no, take the stand!
Curly: I got it! Now what'll I do with it?
Court clerk: [angrily sets it back down] SIDDOWN!
The Three Stooges Quotes: Judge: Take the stand.<br>Curly: [picks
Curly: Wait a minute! Y'know I'm temperamental.
Moe: Ya, 95 percent temper,5 percent mental
The Three Stooges Quotes: Curly: Wait a minute! Y'know
Why I oughta ...
The Three Stooges Quotes: Why I oughta ...
I'm trying to think, but nothing happens!
The Three Stooges Quotes: I'm trying to think, but
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