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I twist and turn and grunt and stretch, all the while praying I don't squeeze out a fart and gas every one of these limber bitches to death.
Will you hold on to my penis while I drive?"
"If it's absolutely necessary, yes.
I didn't get my nap today. Wouldn't do for someone to piss me off.
Seurity!" I yelled. "I'm being harassed!"
Security officers swarm around me and one orders me to step inside the small office area.
"What's the problem here?" the man behind the desk asks the TSA officer.
"She's harassing me, and I feel that I'm being discriminated against because of my intelligence level," I say.
The man looks at me. "What?"
"This woman attempted to engage me in idiotic conversation and I'm psychologically incapable of reacting in a positive way to such foolishness and we had an altercation after she threatened to throw away my ChapStick.
Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober.
