Roddy Piper Quotes

I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people wanted to look up to that or aspire to that, and that makes me very grateful.

I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.

Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

Fighting is not internal, but it can be very spiritual. Everything acting is internal. One of my problems in making the transition is pulling back, but I'm working on it.

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back then. I was on the front page for doing something wrong, the arena was full. Then, all of a sudden, everything changed somehow and they put rules in. You put rules in a gunfight? I'm not so good at following those rules. I don't' know what will happen at WrestleMania.

Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

I like the fact that I can go away and lose myself so I don't have to live in the world of courage that everyone else does. I like creating, it's what I do, and acting allows me to stretch all those different muscles in all kinds of ways. That's pretty cool.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!