R. K. Milholland Quotes

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful.

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear ... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst.

People age even when you're not looking.

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.

We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.

In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.

Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

Death likes it when you play hard to get.

I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

Desperate is not a sexual preference.

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.

In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.