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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.
Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.
I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!
