Megan Boyle Quotes

My cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

Shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

I am still unsure of what 'life to the fullest' for me would be, mostly i just try to be well-liked in social situations and not die

I had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry

Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

I want to go to the gym
and pretend the weight machines are drums
and play the longest drum solo on them

If someone asks me where I bought something I'm wearing, I will usually say I don't remember.

People like to see will smith reacting to aliens

Something was comforting about strangers - it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass.

John stuart mill knew several languages, advanced math and read many great books' before he was ten years old. his father taught him. in his early twenties he had a nervous breakdown and didn't leave his bed for three years. he read poetry and at started to feel better. he was a feminist and cared about human rights. five people went to his funeral

Argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs

A 5'5", 182-pound, 43-year-old man wearing khaki shorts and a UCLA sweatshirt runs to Nicolas Cage in a manner he will spend the rest of the night describing to his slightly bored but equally boring date as "ambushing." No one else is on the street and Nicolas Cage is unable to avoid the man, who wants a picture with his "brand new Droid." As the man, who actually seems to be vibrating and hovering in an almost hummingbird-like way, adjusts his stance for the third attempt at a picture his crotch lightly brushes Nicolas Cage's upper thigh, causing his face to shift from "bemused resignation" to, strangely, "serene bliss," for what will become the man's inaugural Facebook profile picture.

i want to fall backwards into a pit of bioluminescent pokémon

Anne has small superstitions which she uses to dispel anxieties. For instance, if she can make it to the fourth stain on the carpet by the time the elevator door closes, that means Nate has thought positively about her today, and there is a future where they know each other. It becomes a one-sided competition when a negative consequence is imagined: if she cannot touch two different kinds of tile with her feet by the time the toilet flushes, that means she said something crucially "wrong" in an email, and Nate will never contact her again. She doesn't keep track of which side is winning.

I wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

For about four years, I've been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common.

I want to delete everything from someone's computer except a giant Microsoft paint picture of a dick that takes forever to load

I wish you could take a 'plan b' pill for after you eat a lot of organic cheese puffs and your stomach hurts and you don't want to be fat tomorrow