Matthew Inman Famous Quotes
Reading Matthew Inman quotes, download and share images of famous quotes by Matthew Inman. Righ click to see or save pictures of Matthew Inman quotes that you can use as your wallpaper for free.
Just don't fall into a tanning bed.
These machines are for vapid, narcissistic, idiots who have barren vacuums where their thoughts, fears, and passions should be.
Spending time in a tanning bed will only earn you the appearance and intellect of an inbred baked potato.
Don't be a baked potato.
Be a person.
They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.
Anything that smiles often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.
Running a race assigns a point to a sport that often feels very pointless. It's an exuberant payoff to months of tedium. It's a way of crafting an end boss for a particularly cumbersome video game. It's a fun, monstrous reason to keep putting one foot in front of the other. So, do yourself a favor: go build a monster.
Running is a form of practiced stoicism. It means teaching your brain and body to be biochemically comfortable in a state of disrepair.
Many endurance athletes insist on waking up super early to train. I am not one of those athletes. I'm a runner, not a f*cking werewolf.
If I am sedentary at a time when I have zero excuse for being sedentary, I call this "blerching.
