Johnny Knoxville Quotes

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

I think everyone roots for the underdog.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.

When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.

I don't care what other people think.

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.

I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?

I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.

A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me.

I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies.

Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic.

I'm just basking in the glory.

I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.

I am nothing that isn't professional.

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more.

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.